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    Jessops? If they dont stock the part they will order it direct from the manu to your house. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    I dont think he's going to win. The clip would be property of NBC and they decide who gets to use it. He would have had to sign a disclaimer allowing the studio to broadcast it. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Condoms

    Sockpuppet replied to JENNR8R's topic in The Bonfire

    When I was at University I was the president of a sports club. For my sins the shexual health group at Uni gave me 5,000 condoms to distribute between my members. The flat mates and me just ended up making ballon animals with them. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Bahahaha .... thats the funniest shit I've seen in ages. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Maybe that really big Lion can't handle his curry. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Er yes. In my earlier years I went to Belgium and Germany with the British Army, we got a little bit drunk in a bar and started singing "You'd all be speaking German if is wasn't for us". Went down like a lead ballon. Not as bad as the "2 World Wars and 1 World Cup Doo Dar Doo Dar..." we sang in the German bar. Hint: Most europeans dont find my sense of humor funny. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    I was born. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Baby Goes On The Rampage Killing Family Amazin motor skills for a year old. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    New Car

    Sockpuppet replied to Maxamillion's topic in The Bonfire

    I say good! ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Hmmm.... Is we athiests/agnostics are so silly for believing that nothing turnined into the universe that we know today. What created god and where did he get all this material from. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    We're going to need a blue peter totaliser soon Probably mean nothing to anyone outside the UK..but hey. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Woo... an IRC channel.... going to interfere with my post whore training I think. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    It was an arranged marrige. I heard they had to give each other a cottom mill or something... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Here is my honey...some say were too attached to each other but they dont know shit. Clicky ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Just worked out that I would have to weight 336lbs (24stone) to have the same BMI as that lady. Now that is lardy. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Hmmpf... I know someone exactly like this... Apparently he served with the CIA in Afganistan for 10 years flying helicopters. Bullshite... He also told me that a major warehouse on the airport where he worked was moving becuase it had too many armed robberies. To be fiar that was his downfall becuase I worked at that warehouse as a consultant designing thier new one and didnt ever remember having a gun stuck in my face or anyone else for that matter. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    I'm with you on this one. I'm 6'3" and 250lbs. This technically makes me too heavy to skydive and overweight via BMI reading. The only way I can lose weight is to shed muscle mass. There is not enough fat on me to get below 215lbs for AFF school alone. So I think that BMI is a poor indicator of general fitness. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Would that be to do with a certain person hoarding the computer? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Probably better in general skydiving or searching as this has been covered times. Afaik (not an expert dont quote me). AFF Ground School ~6 hours. Tandem Ground School ~2 hours? Usually you pay for one or the other as the amounts differ (not by a great deal). ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Well its about to be flame grilled based on that response ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    If it aint broke don't fix it. Euros can be changed into Dollars. So why bother with the change. The Euro is a shite currency. It has lost loads of value and most of the people with it dont want it. Long life the Pound Sterling! ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    I think the standard reply is for you to try and rent as many canopys as possible or demo the ones you are thinking about before making a purchase decision. That and speak to the instructors / riggers at your DZ. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    I didn't know GFD I only read her posts.I had no idea who she was untill I read a post on one of the bumped threads.....as soon as I saw that sig line I was upset as over the last few weeks so many of her posts had made me smile and I'd come to associate that line with a good gigge, which I had needed having been laid off a few weeks back. "(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)" I can't imagine what she would have been like in real life I'm so sorry for everyone that is hurting. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    In order to do research for this thread I went to watch the DaVinciCode last night. It was rubbish...thats all I have to say. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    What I'm saying is, one second after you walk through death's door is two seconds too late to enjoy your first spiritual experience. Doesnt the lord almighty forgive everyone? If thats true then I'm in the clear! Life of Sin ahoy! ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.