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  1. I thought it was when all the US women gave birth? Maternity wards sounding like a bubblewrap factory. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  2. I dont get it ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  3. I wouldnt want to get stung by this....would you? The Stringray That Got Steve ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  4. Were in by any change a hot chick in a black jump suit with an all black rig (chest strap through keeper btw) and using det cord to exit the aircraft? If so I'd go for a triple loop exit. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  5. at the moment about 1, maybe 1.1 when I polish the snake later. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  6. 1st Rule: Dont invest anything you are not willing to lose. I'd get a personal investments advisor who will take this money and invest if for you. Probably a better bet if you are starting out. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  7. I tried to inflate it but I got an end cell closure resulting in a line over. No shit there I was thought I was going to die...that chop hurt. Some nasty tension burns on that one. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  8. In my country we have dancing cat and dancnig dog... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  9. You have a PC in your truck? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  10. Erm... Have you seen the trailer for dirty sanchex the movie. They get some big studio wind fans (or it looks like a florida swamp boat) and strap a base rig onto one guy and deploy it while he is standing infront of them. Ouch. Trailer: http://trailersforthemasses.blogspot.com/2006/08/dirty-sanchez-movie-2006-trailer.html ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  11. There are many comapnies that can recover the data for you if you can't do what has been suggested above. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  12. OMG, you were only 1 when I graduated from high school. Damn, I feel old! I was born Jan 12 1983. I probably wanst even born. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  13. The unanswered question remains...what would croak faster in a hot car? A vigil or a puppy? wait...this isnt bonfire.. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  14. Date? This may already been discussed. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  15. old! ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  16. I spanked a monjey once. Not as in jacked off as in punched a monkey. It attacked me so the way I see it I had just cause for self defence. Just claim the deer was holding a gun and you're ok. No jury can convict you. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  17. Search. This has been covered lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and you get the idea.... It all depends which country you are in as well. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  18. Either they used araldite or thats not a tandem and they are siamese. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  19. As long as you name the kitty China. When people ask you why its called China you can tell them "Chairman Meow" was too long. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  20. Because if your going to assasinate GWB you dont want to risk a illegal weapons charge :D ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  21. Feel free to try my technique of taking pics of one of your turds in your bathtub and posting them. The women are staying away in droves! Walt This is why all the women chase me. Go on, click the link. You know you shouldnt but you are going to none the less. Its such a purdy link, all sleek and sexy. Am I Hot or Not? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  22. Sockpuppet

    Hot Body!

    Dammit..."copyright restricts us from playing it outside the US". Yeah **** does it! http://www.wackyvids.com/movies/general/946/areyouseduceable.php but I found something better. THe answer is "yes". ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  23. I used to use my kitten as my alarm clock. I would put the alarm outside my bedroom where he used to sleep and when it went off he would come into my room and lauch himself off a shelf onto my face to wake me off. If i dozed back off to sleep he would bite me on the inside of my nostril with his teeth. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  24. Phone her up when you know the bf is going to answer and ask him to take a message. Just say "Clinic phoned, call them urgent. She'll know what it means". Sit back and enjoy. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
  25. Stop cutting the control lines. I find that always helps. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.