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    "...and today I'll be turning this ZP fabric into F-111 with just my claw....ta da!" ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    My dad told me I was an accident :( Its true as well, they only wanted 1 child (my sister). ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Yes, as contact info tel nos, addresses are considered in the public domain. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Sounds a bit major. Who you working for the CIA? Last job I had they didnt even want to see a copy of my degree. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Alcohol is not evil I can see it now "oh, and its customary for firsts in the skydiving world to be celebrated with a case of beer. This is the first time you have all seen me do a demo jump. Cough up" ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSbpNOqbBGE&mode=related&search= Report but your is so not as good as the above one. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    So I got a reply from the hiring people... Which is strange as I covered both points in my covering letter. Not sure if to take this as a good sign, followed up with the info they requested on Tuesday. If I've not heard anything by this evening then I will do a follow up e-mail to ask if they recieved the info and reexpress my interest in the job. Maybe I'm just paranoid... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    www.directline.co.uk do a global package which is valid for one year anywhere in the world. Maybe some new zealand places do the same. Tell them you live at parents in NZ? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Doesnt Skymama get a say in this? Wouldnt hooking up a greenie be like hooking up with the lady from "My Super Ex-Girlfriend"....? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    and your survey says "nurrghhhh". If its a college club (offical) get the college lawyers to write this. Its a waiver, not something you can hope throw together and hope some lawyer doesnt tear you a new one in court. Also I'm guessing that at 100 jump and one year there are going to be more experianced people around and you will be using another DZ with full time DZO etc. Can you just not use thier waver? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    How do you calculate your time in freefall. Do people use "i jumped at X feet and fell for Y distance so freefall time is Z" or do you time it using a watch, log it and add it up periodically. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    That why he is a wannabe darwin Still pretty f'ing stupid though ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Can I apply to a greenie to become "the dz.com offical terrorist?" ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/5341298.stm This bloke is a class a Muppet. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    South cerney is only open to tandem jumpers at the moment Really? I saw some dropping over the camp a while back (August time) and didnt see any tandems. *was wating in the lovley accomidation to get shipped to Gibraltar - crab air at its best* ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Speaking of rocks. When the training staff get bored on our training exercises they make us line up and throw rocks with our left hand if right handed etc. You have a line of 200 trained soldiers not even being able to throw a rock over 4 meters. Try it next time at the DZ, you look like a bunch of muppets....oh wait ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Skydive Radio Are you sure that the kind of people who rexspond to a "come to xyz dz, hot chicks jump here naked all year round!" advert is going to attract the right sort of clientel. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    I thought one of the "rules" was that anyone on the skydive had to be naked? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    There is a difference between living to work and working to live. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    If I'm thinking correctly that wasnt his rig that he was jumping and there seems to be some bad blood flowing around from that incident. *I could be wrong but I seem to remember another thread on this video which is on skydivingmovies.com and certain reality TV shows* ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    So that technically makes me 100% pure terrorist, given that I am a skill at arms instructor for the Army and also a private gun owner and I teach new people at the club. Neither of which I can 100% prove the other people didnt plan on using for terrorism. I'm fecked. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    I cant believe no one has picked my up on the grassy knoll quip! ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    I was running from the grassy knoll.... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    Thats not actually such a bad idea. I really need to get into shape so thats why I wanted to work outside....hard work = fitter me. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.
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    So I got fired today. I was told by my boss that I "shouldtn join in office converstaions with him and the other managers". I told him I wasnt going to sit there like a melon ... roll on 10 minutes and I'm packing my desk. I no longer want the corporate rat race, had enough of it. What jobs can I apply for. Bear in mind I'm still doing AFF so no JM/AFFIs suggestions I'm looking for something working outside in rain wind and shine, offices just arent my thing (I decided this earlier today). Suggestions below please. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.