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Are we talking teabagging as in spilling a drink or should I be grossed out. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Americans can't tell the date ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Are you using some form of proxy or Peer Guardian. I am guessing that something on your system is blocking the google ad server IP address. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Dammit! Your gonna put consultants like me out of business! Frikking people coming up with thier own idea... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

"Ye Olde Parachute Company" ? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

For those of us that are stupid (read: me) whats with the "uninsured" part of the name? Is it something to do with American business law or just a play on words at how dangerous skydiving is? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Could vinyl be selling more than CDs becuase most people just illegally download music / go to iTunes and get it. Vinyl is still the hardcore DJ choice though. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Foamy does rock. Search back in the archives one of the first ones done I think its called bagel shop or 3am.That made me laugh. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Scott Mills (BBC Radio 1 DJ) had one of his assistants chase people round London parks with a megaphone if they didnt clean up their dog poop. Was fun to listen to ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Havent you watched that 100% factual film "Dropzone". Man, your so stupid its all to do with the metal! Its easy when you start modding containers with what looks like parts of seat belts, and black. All equipment must be black. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Just carry a big stick to beat them off with..thats what I do. No seriously. When I've had people dick around on me (not a AFFI/TM) but when I instruct weapons handling / dems courses I find it best to take them to one side jokingly then when out of earshot of others bring them down in one fell swoop. I.e. "come over here ya donkey"....followed by "f**k around on my time again and...." Works best and they dont do it again. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Are you planning to apply to start a paratroop section? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

We have a few of these types "rent" parts of an army training area. I even know a couple of people that do it. Now I REALLY dont see the point. They do this for fun (and that stuff aint cheap) where as I get paid to practice that and get real munitions. But as you say they are not spending it on drugs or hurting other people so I dont really care. Each to thier own...they probably think skydiving is "wierd". ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Nice drills from people there and nice manners allowing the tandem to get a memento of thier jump. Hope some beer was paid! ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

I'm a stupid person. If a door has a sign on it saying PUSH. Then I usualy push it. However, This mainly happens when the sign is on the glass so it actually PUSH to people coming into the building and I PUSH which doesnt work. I think my brain just reads the word backwards and thinking its clever makes me do what the sign says. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

i liked it ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

I thought post whore ....then I saw 31,000 posts! Jesh! That is insane. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

There is a huge thread already of these kicking around...I'll try and find it. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

I can identify skydivers from thier noise as well. "it waaaasssss fuuuulllll annnnndddddd roooouuuunnddddd" Yep, thats Lutz ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

You sir need help :D ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Doh! Let this be a warning...dont pay via western union. That should have rang alarm bells right there. I very much doubt that his name, e-mail or location are correct or still in use. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Infantry: Tracks Snake through jungle. Snake smells them and quickly leaves area, travelling upwind. Parachute Regiment: Lands on and kills snake. Armour: Runs over snake, laughs and looks for more snakes. Cavalry: Treats snake with haughty disdain as having no impact on primary objective: to hold London against Roundheads at all costs. Royal Marine Commando: Plays with snake, gets drunk with snake. Eats snake Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares tactical plan for fixing snake using counter-mobility assets and defeating snake using mobility assets. Chain of command pays no attention. Snake falls into hole dug by infantry and drowns. Artillery: Fires 3 hour concentrated barrage. Misses snake. Tree blown up by stray round falls on snake and kills it. Mission declared successful and all participants awarded gallantry medals. Special Forces: Makes contact with snake and, ignoring Foreign Office directives, builds rapport with snake and starts winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files massive expenses claim. Writes best-seller “Python Two Zero”. Army Medical Services: Snake dies by mistake on operating table. Dissects snake. Royal Navy: Fires 183 missiles from 17 ships. Estimates 60% of snake killed. Makes PowerPoint presentation to MoD Select Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost effective means of conducting anti-snake operations. TA: Kills snake by accident on weekend camp. Keeps quiet about it. RAF: Obtains geo-co-ordinates for snake. Alerts 40 Jaguars, 20 Harriers, and RAF Regiment. Loads laser-guided bombs by mistake. Flies in at 20,000 feet, can’t find snake so drops bombs in sea on way home. Returns to base for crew rest, dry-cleaning collection, facial and manicure. Intelligence Corps: Snake? What snake? Only 4 of 35 indicators of snake presence currently active. Assesses potential for snake activity as low. Dies of snake-bite. Defence Logistic Organisation: Orders 2 year Study by Anderson Consultants at cost of £1.5M. generating massive workload at grade I staff level. Report finds that killing snake may contribute to 20% Output costing savings by inclusion of snake meat in tri-Service messing. Snake Meat Implementation Team formed, with 2-star tri-Service steering group. Aim to introduce snake meat into all messes and ration packs by 2002. Snake experts from Special Forces and Ghurkhas do not know what they are talking about. High profile £2M PR campaign launched featuring celebrity chef Ainsley Harriott and retired 4-star officers keen to supplement their excessive pensions. Snake meat launched in Service messes and restaurants to resounding clamour of apathy. Desperate to recoup lost money, Army demolishes 300 married quarters and sells snake meat holdings to Indian and Canadian Armed Forces. Defence Procurement Agency: Decide they want to buy a Snake. Offer ambiguous contract out for tender. Contract states that an eel will be supplied as Government Furnished Equipment and must be modified to meet the performance characteristics of a snake as laid out in the aforementioned ambiguous contract. 6 years late and 3 billion pounds over budget, the project is scrapped and a COTS snake is bought from the USA for billion. Adjutant General: Determines that the snake is not black, female, homosexual or disabled. Loses interest. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

Just sleep in the hanger at the local DZ and demo your way into the conference. Hey presto...no parking ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

A hahahahahahahahahaha...... ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.

That wuffos been watching too many Mr. Bill videos. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh.