DougH

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  1. those things are garbage, I had the blade fall out of one while trimming a stray string on my sneakers! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  2. Thank god no, but my friend had this girl he met on the internet shit a hotel room bed. I think I would have burned the sheets, sheets are cheap in the grand scheme of things!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  3. I would be in if I didn't have an exam tomorrow. It is bad enough that I keep post whoring on here!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  4. I wish... my dog had some interesting hang ups from the family who had him before I got him from a shelter. He also was terrified of any one taking his picture with a camera?!? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  5. I bet. If it was tramatic to the dog it would definetly give you some clues that it wasn't happy the next time your tried to take it up to altitude. My old mixed breed was smart enough that it could figure out it was going to the vet and let me know that he wasn't happy about it! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  6. You insulted all the booze hags that I bring home from the bar!!!! Try to keep up. Although that hurt me deeply, , I apologize for taking a potshot at dear mum. I didnt realise that they also had tp be drunk to get with you Women found in Australian bars are sober? That seems odd? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  7. It would be about as funny as the time I got pulled over by a taxi that was really an undercover cop car... "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  8. You insulted all the booze hags that I bring home from the bar!!!! Try to keep up. Although that hurt me deeply, , I apologize for taking a potshot at dear mum. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  9. he probably pick up a cleaner class of women to you You get crabs from Squeek's mom one time and all of a sudden you get a reputation that you sleep with dirty women. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  10. Got VD? Most international ladies men that I know brag about their sexual conquests on skydiving websites. The fact that you think you can have me pegged as a ignorant person based off one comment on the internet is ironic to the point of hilarity. I have you pegged too: my guess is that you spend a lot more time on the internet then you do between the sheets with women, or at the dropzone.
  11. Define partner. Partner as in girlfriend, wife, or maybe even fuck buddy. Or... Partner as in the nympho kinky chick that you brought home from the bar and whom you later wish didn't know where you live. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  12. DougH

    Damn cat!!!

    "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  13. DougH

    Damn cat!!!

    Actually they do. I just close the screen door when ever I see that it is open. With a cat door they could get in 24-7. I have this image in my head of the cat orgy from south park!!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  14. Friends don't let friends drink Cuervo!!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  15. DougH

    Damn cat!!!

    Because I am strung up on caffeine and adderall and your driving me nucking futts!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  16. DougH

    Damn cat!!!

    It is way past the bonsai stage!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  17. DougH

    Damn cat!!!

    I thought about that, and it should work pretty well if the other cats in the area don't come in. I guess I would be more patient with the other stuff if I didn't have fifty fucking flies buzzing around my head when I go to the upstairs of the house. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  18. DougH

    Damn cat!!!

    What you do if your roommate had a cat that: uses the screen door and leaves it open all day allowing half the house flies in CT to enter... constantly brings chipmunks inside... opens cabinet doors and shreds cat food containers... leaves feathers from its avian conquests around the house... I am at my fucking wits end!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  19. Did that video clip play in warp speed for any one else? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  20. Especially if you would like to snack on it at a later date!!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  21. How many jumps on the other canopy...? Maybe there was some sort of a line trim change that all of these new canopies have? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  22. What about DPDA !!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  23. Forrest creatures aren't my thing... they allways seem to have ticks. Sea creatures, now we are talking... fuzzy lapflounder all the way. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  24. I'm creeping off topic: Do the Icarus and A2 canopies hold up ok on a Strong rig? Has Ted threatened to sue you for using something other than his canopies in "his" rigs? A friend of mine is a DZO with Strong rigs, she won't use anything but Strong canopies because "Ted doesn't allow it" Martin Would that even hold up in court? I am trying to think of practices in other industries that would be similar? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  25. No just a lack of sleep and way too much caffeine. My error isn't too far off, both countries have gorgeous women. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P