bloody_trauma

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  1. i'm no skygod thats for sure, i'm like the lowest guy on the totem pole. but i get mad points for bein a bad azz soldier Fly it like you stole it
  2. also everytime walt jumps out of a AN-2 god kills a kitten Fly it like you stole it
  3. im liking the new john mayer album a whole lot, that one and i just recently remembered to buy rancid's ...and out come the wolves Fly it like you stole it
  4. i'm starting to like the altitrack, very simplistic and sleek looking. pretty sure thats waht im gonna get, i had no idea it was so high tech, i htought all the simple wristmounted ones were just there for the one purpose but the alti track does alot of shit Fly it like you stole it
  5. did you know that everytime you masturbate walt punches a mexican baby in the face? true statement... its in the bible i swear Fly it like you stole it
  6. when not actively skydiving walt is a mild mannered reporter who gets no respect and can't keep a girlfriend his only consoling factor in life is that gucci and armani are his only friends Fly it like you stole it
  7. ok i'm back had to go for a run... can't sleep, havent gotten real sleep in like 2 days. your mating ritual at the dz includes brightly colored tiedyed t shirts to try and attract the opposite sex Fly it like you stole it
  8. just thought id put that out there Fly it like you stole it
  9. soon to be ACU pattern camo's whenever i get them back to germany geez can't wait to meet all you people Fly it like you stole it
  10. see this is what happens when the 50 ft woman and gigantor take up skydiving Fly it like you stole it
  11. shit how would i know the only dz ive ever been to is really tiny and homely has 2 twin c206 soloy turbines ithink thats what they are any way not sure Fly it like you stole it
  12. a str8 man who comes in contact with homo money automatically becomes a metrosexual or at the very least a man with good taste (pun intended? perhaps) Fly it like you stole it
  13. just a guess but its prolly from all the pounding your nerve endings get overloaded and tingle, or it could just be that either your feet get used to the vibration, or something to do with your lymphatic system, generally weaker in the extremities Fly it like you stole it
  14. see, the thing about it is, that, she is in a compromised situation on ufair terms, her mans gone for a full year or more sometimes, and that leaves women extremely open to getting picked up at thier weak moment when they are lonely, if your gonna play the game at least play on a level surface, good on you for leaving it be at her word, good man. Fly it like you stole it
  15. hahahahahahahaha ROFLMAO oh god please stop that was about the funniest thing ive ever heard Fly it like you stole it
  16. na not really, i smoked hookah before i ever came to the middle east, houston has a hookah bar on the richmond strip called kan yama kan Fly it like you stole it
  17. on that same note, would a DZ let you open a gear shop on thier property if you paid them rent and a commision? Fly it like you stole it
  18. you can do anything with 100MPH tape and 550 cord Fly it like you stole it
  19. a little bit before all that we were in this condo that was being built and we were lighting off fire crackers in it, and this guy that was like 30 came in there and grabbed me by the arm and demanded that i take him to my guardians, i seriously told him to go fuck himself and then started screaming RAPE at the top of my lungs, he left quite promptly, then i would see him skating around the neighboorhood on rollerblades in these fuckin spandex shorts and he would shoot me this look like he wanted stomp me, oh god i was a little shit head Fly it like you stole it
  20. ROFLMAO well i was 15 and jsut full of mischief, i was hangin out with some of the other kids in the hood, that were around the age of 12, i had to set a good example for them... soooo we all got lighters and and proceeded to torch stuff, and there was this repair lot around the corner and we would go and play around in the cars sometimes, and we found this bottle of spray starter fluid which is just ether, and we saw this matress laying across the street, so we hosed it down and lit it on fire, and left when it started raging, the next day we investigated the damage and decided that it was totally cool so we would burn something else, this time i jacked some gasoline from my uncles garage and douced some seats in the bus, and lit it up, man that was the biggest fire id ever seen, the day after that we returned to see it half way burnt and decided to stuff an old christmas tree into the roof hatch and try to light it too, but it wouldnt catch, after that the arson investigator hounded me at school cuz the little shit heads i was with pinned it all on me, never ever take the fall for any one else, i should have implicated them all, but i didnt, no big deal i did my probabtion and my record got sealed so all is good Fly it like you stole it
  21. ok so i read all that and i've come to the conclusion that I'm going to open my own DZ when i... Win the lottery Fly it like you stole it
  22. well do you? and what do you smoke? Fly it like you stole it
  23. F yeah i did, i'm so happy i feel like *b bump ping* Fly it like you stole it
  24. [urI "http://www.yourlinkhere.com"]your text here[/urI] should look like this but were it says urI it should be urL personally i think the guy should just mind his own business and not worry about thier sexual orientations, that would be a little odd for someone to come to work on my property and ask me if i'm a homo. dont ask dont tell works jsut fine with me, and waht the hells wrong with that guy... does he hate money? and ill stay safe, only a few days till im falling freely and getting thoroughly trashed Fly it like you stole it
  25. lets see, I lit a king size matress on fire that was leaning up against a rather large shed, and then crossed the street and lit a full size HISD school bus on fire effectively ending its time as a kiddie transporter. then i went juzy for a day and got probation for a year, this other time i rammed my foot into a window while i was on a porch swing and ended up with a 2inch long piece of glass in my foot in the shape of a hook that they removed from my foot without a local, f in painful Fly it like you stole it