Divadiver

Our little froglett is something else isn't she! I agree with you 100%!! Don't know how you got to be so smart, so young, but you keep this up and we'll all be learning a thing or two from you! Any time you want to wake us up and make us take notice, you go for it!! Divadiver

HopnPop, Zennie: Wait, I think maybe you're thinking about good old Thomas Jefferson!! Ah hell, they all hung out together! Divadiver

Pammi: The same thing happened to my dad when he was just a kid playing softball. He spent about 14 days in the hospital and the doctors said he'd never be the same. They were right. That same year he started doing his brothers homework for him (his brother was 3 grades ahead of him) and when he graduated high school he was at the top of his class. He turned out to be and engineer, so that explains a lot right there, huh! See, just goes to show sometimes you have to be hit in the head before stuff comes easy for you!! (I just haven't been hit hard enough I guess!) Divadiver

Well, that to me would come under the category of "shocker"!! Divadiver

Greg: You are a sick, sad puppy!! Talk about reaching out and touching your fellow skydiver on the ride up! Divadiver

Oh my god! I need a tissue!! ROFLMAO!!

Screamer is right about those T's. I followed a guy around the gym the other night for about 5 min. trying to read his t-shirt. It said something about Sky . . . and every time I'd start to read it he'd pick up some weights or something and I'd be standing there staring at his chest (remind you of anything here guys?). I finally couldn't take it any more and told him I was trying to read his shirt and could he please sand still!! Turns out he had worked at some bar called Sky something because it was built on stilts near the ocean. I know I must have look disappointed, but perked right back up when he said that he had made about 200+ jump in the military. And the conversation continued . . . Nothing in the world like us skydivers!! Divadiver

Relate? Skymama, I love to play that game!! I don't like playing games with men, but women, now that's a different ball game all together!! Oh, the insecurities of some women! How about starting a conversation with just one man and speak loud enough to get the attention of the others and watch them approach you! Being the center of attention is great!! Add to that a good looking woman, a dress that shows just enough skin and sh*t will really hit the fan!! And if you're single, well, then, you're just plan evil!! Evil, evil women we are! Memow! Divadiver

Once again, you guys have done it!! ROFLMAO!!! Skreamer - Thanks for setting those american guys straight! Greg - Go for the Pro Trak! Be creative and get yourself a squeeze bottle and have some inexpensive fun!! Divadiver

Greg: Nope, no dress sorry. It was one of those really short little wool mini-skirts!!

The one food I could absolutely not live without is peanut butter. The second is coffee. The third is chocolate. And for dessert peanut butter pie (two of the above choices mixed together). Divadiver Edited by divadiver on 3/21/01 11:36 AM.

Jessica: After that last time he had us "click here", there no wonder we hesitate!! This is a lot better!! That therapy must be helping (but he's still in the neighborhood of the bathroom). Divadiver

Cyberskydive: I do it! I don't do the kind (and there are so many different kinds) where we sit around and meditate or chant. Our instructor works our butts off!! I found it especially good for those ARCH!!! positions. I don't try and remember the names of the moves but there are a couple of different ones that look like you're tracking and stuff. Great for the lower back, but you have to be careful as well. Our instructor had us climbing the walls yesterday - literally!! You ever tried to do a split with one foot on the floor and the other on the wall??? I get all giggly and the instructor doesn't see the humor I guess, but I find it extremely funny that a bunch of us are standing in a room bent over at the waist and our arms reaching out to our sides like airplanes ready to take off!! Then there's the move that I call "women in a public bathroom", where we squat down as far as we can and see how long we can stay there (women are pros at this - kind of like trying not to pee on your foot when your out camping and there's nothing but the great outdoors!!) [grin] I like it! (but then I'm usually the only one who seems to think it funny as hell!) Divadiver

Thank you Greg!! Someone pick me up off the floor!! ROFLMAO!!! Well there was that last snowfall and the Dean had scheduled a luncheon. Because it was snowing and I wanted to get some stuff done on my lunch break, I ditched the luncheon. Only when I snuck out the back I didn't realize that I had to walk directly in front of the meeting room's full length windows in order to get to the parking area. Right about the time I got directly in front of the windows, down I went! It was one of the best PLF's I've ever done!! I was told the only person who missed my landing was the Dean himself!! Divadiver

I remember the first time I went to the DZ for my tandem jump. There were these guys sitting around eating hamburgers. I mean these things had to have at least a half pound of burger on them. It was just before 8:00 a.m. and all I could think was "how the hell do they keep that stuff down and jump?" Later when I started AFF, by 8:00 a.m. I was pulling into the DZ with a two ham and cheese croissants and a 24 oz. cup of java starting my day!! Divadiver

Bossman: I am so envious!! Beach, sand, sun, warmth, bikes, rides, bikes, road . . . (o.k., you'll notice I didn't mention the snow, but it did look prudy!) Wonderful picts, thanks for sharing with us!! Hope you had a great time!! Divadiver

Pammi: You rock and roll girl!! Sounds like you were having a lot of fun up there - you go girl!! Divadiver

Congratulations!! The King is alive and rules!! (I'm so jealous!!) Divadiver

Chutitude the altitude that your chute deploys (still thinking, maybe more to come) Divadiver

There was some talk on the "Fear" thread about "the door demon", this would certainly fix that little demon's butt!! This would be great, but make sure you get a gear check before you leave your living room, hanger, whatever! Divadiver

Let's hear you do Ricky Martin!!! Go Speedie Go!! Divadiver

Cyberskydive: Why Southern Brother!! I don't have a deer stand, but let me tell you there's nothing worse than getting a bad piece of possum!! It's like taken a big chaw of tacca and accidently swallowing!! Whew, you talk about a tummy ache!! Now, Bar-B-Q possum is the best!! Divadiver

Thanks for putting up with me!!! Pammi - great pic!!! (as soon as I find one that doesn't make me look like King Kong having a bad hair day, I may get up the never to post it!) Divadiver

And now for the moment, I've been waiting for . . . .(drum roll) TA-DA!! 50!!! WWWOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAA!! Beer!!! Divadiver

Go Speedracer GO! Divadiver