Skysurfer_Rob

Well, this thread was funny. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

One woman? now thats just a bit too far "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

Not everyone has livestock to work with...and if you get caught playing with your neighbors livestock, thats just kind of wrong. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

Ted Nugent, St. Louis Missouri, I was 16 years old. Was good times, especially when the old guy in front of me saw me staring at the baggy he had sitting on the ground beside him. He motioned me forward, and blew all the smoke he could into my face. Good thing I didn't drive. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

I will not move for your Guy Card to be revoked, due to immediately playing Megadeth and Iron Maiden after wussy moment. This is what I propose (need two other guys to second and third this proposal): Guy card will be suspended for one week. Between today and next Wednesday you must drink one six pack of German or good old American beer (in one night), watch one sports game on television (or skydiving video, whichever you prefer), sleep in one day this weekend (scratch excessively when you wake) and down a Double Whopper with cheese plus the king size fries and soda. Man law? MAN LAW! "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

In high school me and a few friends would go to another friend's place of work and suran wrap their cars. I'm not talking about a little bit of wrap either...three to four rolls. A classic one for my job is to have new guys take exhaust samples from the fuel trucks with mason jars, and put the lid on as quickly as possible so the exhaust sample won't escape. We actually got one guy to put ear plugs up his nose, so he wouldn't inhale any of the exhaust, told him it was a protective measure. One night at a dorm party we got a guy to do an atomic sit up; he did a face plant into another guys ass when we took that towel off his face. Here's the jacked up part of this one...as soon as he did the face plant, he leaned back with a quickness and shoved two fingers up the other guy's ass (I shit you not on this one). Of course there is always the upperdecker. Take a dump in the top tank of a toilet. If it's a really good one, it will clog the top tank...if not, it will just make the water running into the toilet look even worse. I'm sure there are a few more I'm forgetting...and of course all of this was in my younger days. Now I'm too busy wakeboaring, skydiving, or chasing women . "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

Go to college first (through ROTC) and get commissioned. Also, not to give a damn what people think, and to break it off with that whore the day before joining the military. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

I was smart about it....I planned everything at school, then took care of it after school. Although I did get caught skipping out a couple times, and got in school suspension for that. ISS wasn't all that bad though. They always had a substitue take care of ISS, so I would lie my way out of there. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

I'm lurking from under your bed right now. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

If a President becomes a threat and enemy to the constitution, it's the responsibility of the judicial and legislative branch to impeach the President. Once the impeachment process starts, the President is no longer the acting Commander in Chief. In the end it's not our decision to make as a military, it's your decision to make as voters and citizens. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

A friend of mine owned a manual a couple years back. He ended up braking his ankle in a motorcycle accident (his fault, he was a dumbass). He ended up having to drive by using a vaccum extension to push down the clutch with his hands...was one of the funniest things I have ever watched. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

Did you have a contract with that company? I would read through that if I were you, see what it says about damages, security deposits, and so forth. Yes, tenants do damage rental properties, but that is what the security deposit is for, and someone should have to compensate you. I have never used the BBB myself, but I do know most businesses do not enjoy being reported to them. I told a friend of mine, who had a legitimate complaint against a car company to threaten to go to the BBB. In the end, she got her car back, and a $25,000 check. Of course in her situation, she could have sued for millions, but she was happy with what she got. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

My vote is to buy yourself a CBR1000RR. I myself am a Honda fan (Yamaha is second). Get something that would make him drool...or if your really lucky, it's a woman that owns that R6. By god what I would do for a woman that rides a crotch rocket. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

I second this. Man law: you must have at least one beer per hour at mall restaurants while the woman shops for Christmas gifts (or any other time of the year). You have to drink away the screaming kids somehow. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

I'm not trying to imply that a lack of one means more of another. It has just been my experience that those who have joined or not have had more of one or another. I have had troops with no common sense or books smarts, and have known college studints who have had more common sense and been extremely well educated before even heading to college. Oh, and looks are important...as long as I'm sober or don't have access to a paper bag "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

Eight pages of argument to read through is tiring. Anyways...here is my opinion, if anyone feels like reading it. Describing those that go straight into college as "more intelligent" is wording it incorrectly. Yes, they may be more "formally educated", but there is another side of intelligence that cannot be measured by any test, and that would be common sense. I have known many to go straight into college, and many that have joined the military first. The ones who have gone off to college were on average, more formally educated...more book smarts, than common sense. Those that have joined the military have had, on average, more common sense than book smarts. This argument about who is more intelligent is null and void. The military as a whole is more of a "common sense, know what you need to know to get the mission completed" system. The civilian education system is a "know what colleges think you should know, to prove you are smart enough to do the job civilian employers want." In the end IQ/SAT scores are just numbers that may or may not represent an individual or groups intelligence. It is up to that individual or group to prove their intelligence through acts as an individual or unit. (In regards to a much earlier post by busaunit; he said to ask the military why we believe we are here in Iraq. If we answer to fight for freedom of Iraqi people, we are not, and if we fight for American Buisness, we are smart...I suggest that you not make such an unintelligent remark. We fight because we are told to fight. Most of us joined the military believing we would be defending our country from foreign and domestic threats. We may now be in a war that some of us don't believe in...but we are still here to defend our country when called upon to do so. I will gladly serve my country, whether it's in Iraq or at home, whenever I'm called upon; this does not make me unintelligent.) "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

People that think they are "normal". People that are nervous (scared even) while handling weapons and driving on the highway. And spiders. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

Good times in Iraq. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

Yakisoba and Cheese Rolls make pretty much the best drunk food you could ever have, and it's easy to find while walking home. If you have ever been to northern Japan, you will know what I'm talking about. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

Creepy is laying there not moving at all, just staring straight up...thats creepy. Usually doesn't have anything to do with age though...usually.... Yeah, sick joke, oh well. Older: Her 35, me 20 (she knew what she wanted) Younger: Her 18, me 24 (freaked me out when I found out she was in high school...at least she actually was 18)

I was eating breakfast while watching the top of the 8th and bottom of the 9th inning. I can now leave Iraq, being able to say I watched the Cardinals win the world series, at six oclock in the morning, while eating breakfast. How many of you can do that? hehe I do wish I was in StL for the party though...damn I bet it's still going on.

I have a good job, sports car, truck, boat, own my own house...and live comfortably. I fit that criteria. Do you fit my criteria??? Must like travel, sushi, skydiving (I assume so since your on here), willing to try scuba diving...and any other adventure I get the idea to try. Willing to give back massages, road head (plus swallow), wild crazy sex when I want it, and my own personal time to be alone. Must bring me a beer during baseball, football, or hockey games. Must be willing to attend listed sports. Must enjoy random acts of extra politeness, random gifts for no reason, and random thoughs of nothingness. Cannot insist on recieving tons of presents on Christmas or Valentines Day (because of random acts of giving). Must have good credit, be financially stable, and independant. Cannot insist on being spoiled, and be grateful when I decide to spoil. Must be physically fit, or at least weight proportionate to height..... I believe thats all of my criteria...but it's subject to change. Compromises are acceptable as long as even. If you feel you fit my criteria...send a message along with your resume. If not, the search continues

Only thing Cindy Shehan deserves is a slap to the face for being a disgraceful mother to a honorable son. I would expect someone to do the same to my mother if I died while I'm here in Iraq, and she started protests. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

The problem isn't dismantling all the nukes...it's the power shift. No one is willing to give up their power first, which has to happen. Look at how slowly the US and Russia are dismantling their nukes. Every year, we send someone to Russia to make sure they are dismantling how ever many they said they would (I think the Stark treaty specifies), and they send someone to the states to do the same, and to make sure we aren't building our arsenal somewhere else. The bad part about North Korea is if they feel they are backed into a corner, they will use their bombs. The US, Russia, and anyone else that have nukes (besides Israel) are not going to use them. We have come to realize just how quickly the world would end once the first nuke is shot off from a superpower. North Korea does not, and will not follow this same idealism. The nuke is not a last resort for them, and thats what scares the hell out of me (although I'm thinking of volunteering for South Korea for a year, hehe). "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan

That is freakin awesome. I just found a couple that I had to post..... -Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. -A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan