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Hmm. I want to paint my toes the same color configuration of my canopy. Only bummer is that I have 10 toes, not 9.. I wonder if Revlon makes a boo-berry and mellow-yellow? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hmm. Maybe you could get PD to build a custom rainbow Stilletto for you. Then, get them to screen-pattern "THIS CANOPY IS JUST SOOOOO GAY" underneath it. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Can you imagine what a BITCH it would be to pack that mother? Where are my B and C lines? They're in this ball of shit somewhere??!?!?!?!?! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

OH MY GOD! {uncontrollable laughter} That is too damned funny!!! I had a problem on my first AFF levels. There were multiple AFF jumps going on and the jumpmasters confused students. I'm doing my instructions, like my instructior is telling me... and at 700 feet I hear "FLARE!" So, I flare. After the flare, I hear "Good landing! I'll see you back inside!" Needless to say, I had to figure everything out on the landing VERY quickly! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

You should try asking this question to a USPA S&TA (Safety and Training Advisor) or at least a jumpmaster who can objectively judge your landings; NOT someone who has gear to sell and is looking for some bucks. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I was worried about this same exact thing when going to the convention. I took my gear on as carry-on luggage. No one in San Antonio even bothered to look inside my bag. Same scenario in St. Louis and Champaign. Coming back, I was getting close to missing my flight so I put the rig on my back and I was running like mad to get in the airport, tossed the rent-a-car keys in the nite slot, and went up to the counter flushed, breathing heavy, and had a rig on my back and checked bags. The counter lady looked up. "Skydiver?" I nodded. Got my boarding pass and went upstairs to the gate. At the Xray machine I took out my rig. "You're one of those people from the convention, right?" I was asked. I said "yeah." The Xray attendant motioned for her coworkers to come over, and then both security gaurds came by. I showed them the rig, what containers were which, the pilot chute and how it opens the main, etc. I also showed them where the reserve data card is, and where the AAD is located (I didn't have one, so I drew one on a piece of scrach paper) and how it works. I also informed them that if they saw an AAD, and they probably would see lots of them since the convention was only 1/2 over so far, to remind the passenger carrying it to make sure that it's turned off. Had no problems boarding the plane! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Ok. Spill the beans. What got you into doing this shit? Here's mine: Gf of mine got a tandem gift cert. for her 29th b-day. A week before her 30th, I'm at her desk (we were coworkers, I was on a different floor), and I'm razzing her about her gift certificate while she's tidying up her desk. She raised an eyebrow at me. Two weeks later, we're BOTH sitting on the floor of a Twin Otter wondering WHAT THE F??? are we doing here?! Karen left the plane first, followed by me, and then by my brother, who was doing his 400th jump. I knew about my bro's skydiving for years, but I wrote it off as being "crazy." I never thought a chick would dare me into it. Now, I get "the shakes" after going a couple weekends w/o jumping. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Woohoo! This is an addictive sport. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I've flown a whole approach to the DZ in deep brakes before. It's wicked having almost no wind. It also helps to practice those braked-turns so you know how to do course corrections while you are landing. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Texas is definately the center (or "centre") of the Universe. 150,000 Yankees relocating down here every year to get away from New England and the Midwest can't be wrong! ¡Tejas! ¡Esta son pais diferente! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

This girl says she hasn't had sex in two years! She's also using some dating service to set her up. I feel sorry for the dude who gets her as a date. I hear she likes OLDER guys. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Anybody watching Anna Nicole on Jay Leno right now? I don't need to say anything more. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

PhreeZone: I have a nice tshirt that says it all. I've worn it @ The Lab and at Far West. "I AM A CUNNING LINGUIST." Says it all. And... it's worked! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hahaha Yeah, I think Snowflake is an Austinite, as are most of the ppl in San Marcos. You in San Antonio, too? I only know of me and Jessica, and one other regular who live in SA-town. 2 million people in Bexar county and only 3 regulars at the DZ ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I wish I was dating a skychick for a change. I have a whuffo girl in Phoenix (left SAT for job)... and I'm still stuckhere in the center of hell with 90% humidity. Sucks. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

That's not what you said to me last night! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hmm... I'm dating PhreeZone too... oh wait... ugh... nevermind. You know nothing. You are getting sleeeepy.... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Oooo! It worked! This weekend San Marcos is gonna have 94F 0% rain winds at 8 (from the Southeast as usual). Yes!!! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hehe... I'm getting all my posting out tonight because I'll be in the sky tomorrow (prays to the Weather Channel Gods for them to be nice). ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Okay... I'll add ten more to this list and then I'm headin' out 11. I am addicted to rum. Specifically, Bacardi. (not beer! ) 12. I smoke Camel regulars, and sometimes unfiltered. 13. I've had a full beard since I was 16... and now I'm fixing to turn 25. I forgot what I looked like w/o it. 14. Since I've dislocated my right shoulder skydiving, I've found out through trial-and-error how to put it back in myself ... probably won't work in freefall, though. 15. I fly a Sabre2 and I have on-heading openings (tee hee) 16. I have a brother who used to skydive, but is now looking at getting into ultralights (as am I). 17. I can't seem to have steady relationships with people who live closeby... everything is always long distance, which sucks. 18. I am addicted to roulette in casinos. I don't know why other than it's slow and you get to mingle with the ladies. 19. I tend to be a favorite with kids (what am I, a friggen freak show?). My nieces and nephews think I'm the coolest uncle. And, I do like kids, but only if I can return them to their manufacturers. I can't stand most people's kids (the screaming-kind). 20. I set a DZO on fire*. I am not EVEN going to tell you how I managed to do this. Trust me... I will never live this one down! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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Good 'tude PLFX! I like ladies who are blah-zzeh faire about sex . The orgasm thing is annoying; how so many women are hung up on themselves because they think they are fat or they're not pretty enough, blah blah blah. As for me, I'm an oral man and I love making girls quiver. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Oh geez, must I explain. "Double clicking my mouse" = 2 fingers (double click) and my virginia! I think you need to put down that Stoli and watch some TV. You are revealing way too much stuff you're going to want to go back and delete-post later! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

1. I like saying the word "uvula." 2. People think it's naughty. 3. I bet you didn't know guys had uvulas. 4. Touch my uvula, spank my uvula, love my uvula! 5. It's only natural to start this thread, considering we are the post whores that we are. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

All you had was dz.com before you had sex? Poor girl. "ey laydee! maye name is Armando.... but you can call me, eh... 'Skip' ".... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.