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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you've unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends." mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.

This place is just like a vaccuum. Sucks you right in. By the way, have you met Clay yet? mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.

Hey Jessica, I was going to send this earlier, but I was procrastinating. (sorry, I have this whole thing now about skydivers and ADD) There are two cards for the A. One is the whole progression thing and the other is a list of skills. The second became valid in August. Find a cool instructor or two, and sit down and do some validating and use the second card. It's actually only one sided if I recall correctly. They are both on the USPA site. Hope it helps mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.

I wolmari pack every time. It has wicked predictable openings and I think they are softer than my propack. Put it this way, it will take extreme circumstances for me to hand my rig to a packer. I have just gotten so used to the openings. It's also a lot faster for me to pack, easier to handle and much easier to get in the bag. Bringing the corner to corner (read about it and you'll know what I am talking about), and you can grab the whole top of the canopy with one hand. The whole line over thing--most of the propackers I see tucking the excess under to get that nice tight column are in fact at more of a risk of a line over than a wolmari packer who is putting all the excess on the top. If one line migrates out of the center of a propack, is tucked around the bottom and finds its way inside an end cell on the nose, you most likely have created a line over. Feel free to correct me. IMHO, Wolmari rules!! peace mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.

Forty posts in the first four days. Has Clay's feminine side taken over and begun posting on its own...Or, has Clay's perfect mate has just gotten to DZ.com?!!!! Congratulations you two one way or the other!!! Sorry to Spam the Gear, mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.

I got fed up with my big-ass 30-something inch F111 pilot chute on saturday as I watched it cupping air during spirals. Twice at 3k I watched it bobble around as I felt the turbulence. So, I went to the gear shop and got a new ZP Cazer Kill Line PC with a hackey for $80. I got all psyched as we put it on during my last pack of the day. Then, I start looking at how much smaller 24-inches is than 32. Two riggers said it should pull the silhouette 210 out of the container. Well, now I'm wondering just what "should" means. Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.

Well, then, sorry about the lice Tee. You're still hot in my book. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.

Used Infinity/Silhouette/Raven/Cypres rig= $2,500 Two Altimaster IIs=$250 Z1 Sti=$270 Jumpsuit=$200 Protrack+Jumptrack=$360 Realizing while sitting in the the back of the Otter at 8k Saturday that I forgot to pee prior to getting geared up and that I might get all this equipment piss-soaked before I land=priceless mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.

BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hey, I am an old hand now. for joy! mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

Where in the hell did that saying come from? I have heard some sayings in the past and had to question them. But this one, it's really hard to even picture... (handdrill) whir, whir, whir, whir, (axe) hack, chop, smash, (sawzall) Vreeeeeeeeeeeessssssshhhhhh. "Whew, ahem, Hey baby, huh huh, how's it going?" mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

Clay, I might toss in a case for someone who buys it, but about the other stuff. If I could walk to the DZ from it, land on the roof and party there afterwards with strippers, would you think for even a second that I would sell it? Come on, you should know me a little better than that by now. mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

Speaking of timeshares, does anyone want to buy one in Virginia Beach? I am about tired of having something I can never use. Peace mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

Need I say more? mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

He's having his pecs drained... Which reminds me, I need to get drunk and watch fight club again real soon. mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

Where'd ya find Justin's baby pictures?... mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

a hapless hatless rapscallion outside a haberdashery mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

diddle mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

No shit??? dude do it!!! I'd probably start with a used rig and use the rest of what they would have spent on new for jumps, but hell, if they're buying, I hear the new Mirages are nice. BTW, are your parents looking to adopt? I am a 31-year-old male who's pretty much housebroken and would love some sugar parents. I'll even keep my room clean. Oh yeah, my mom, even when she was about 20 minutes from Skydive Orange one beautiful Sunday, would not come out to watch. mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

Remember the dog rescue thread? Maybe she went ahead with it and she's now on the run from the law, living on the lamb. mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

I would have put that $21 mil in off shore accounts and gone to Nicaragua or someplace and started my own little war or something. No way would I sit in a car and redecorate the interior. slightly off tangent. Last week, I got to play with the Pulp fiction guns including the one travolta scrambled that guys brains with. I got to fondle Don Johnson's Miami Vice S&W too along with a bunch of other movie guns. very cool. mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

That word is a major staple of my vocabulary. If I stopped using it, I would cut my conversational skills in half. mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

you know, after the first paragraph, I had already forgotten where I found the link. I finished the story (quite appropriately) with a "Jesus Christ" loud enough for the guy in the next office to hear me and ask what I was looking at. That's wild shit. 21 mil in his pocket and he does the Bud Dwyer special. mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

What a perfect job for Clay!!! He can get some and noone can hear them scream. (the girl after the canopy opens) "Ohmygod!!! That was the greatest experience of my life. Except, I felt something go in my butt." (Clay) "Don't worry honey, it happens all the time." mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

Diver, What was your MOS?? mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...

Clay wrote a song about it and gave it to Tool. It goes like this: It took so long to remember just what happened. I was so young and vestal then, you know it hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. I've got my hands bound, my head down, my eyes closed, and my throat wide open. Do unto others what has been done to you I'm treading water, I need to sleep a while. My lamb and martyr, you look so precious. Won't you come a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you. I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long. Released in this sodomy. For one sweet moment I am whole. Do unto you now what has been done to me. You're breathing so I guess you're still alive even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. Won't you come just a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you. I need you to feel this. I need this to make me whole. There's release in this sodomy. For I am your witness that blood and flesh can be trusted. And only this one holy medium brings me piece of mind. Got your hands bound, your head down, your eyes closed. You look so precious now. I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit blood and cum on my hands. I've come round full circle. My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon. You look so precious. F*ck that's gross Clay. mike ...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me...