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  1. mnischalke

    Tandem

    TripleF is actually a 4. A Master-vert of the Highest Order. All numbers 1-3, face South Carolina, kneel and pray. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  2. mnischalke

    Tandem

    Clay and I are belly to the table with stacks of long-folded ones in front of us just for you. The trick question: How was that saying an ideology? mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  3. I am going to see him in Vegas in two days. What is RRI? Do you really need a message/word passed along? mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  4. Col. Brown was sitting in my office last week. He is THE coolest guy around. Need to know anything about combat in Afghanistan? ask him. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  5. Not really, but I have learned that the only credible source of journalistic integrity is Soldier of Fortune. And ha ha ha, you laugh. Read it some time. They did stuff on Waco and Afganistan more recently that will make your hair stand up. And they generally name their references. reporting for HighWitness news... mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  6. Yes I read that. Probably one of the weakest attempts at a conspiracy theory I have ever read. The guy who wrote it was probably cracking up as he typed. The dead guy killed himself. Do you think anyone can make you take pills? Dude, hold a gun to my head and tell me you're gonna blow my brains out if I don't take some pills. I am kicking the hell out of you, the room, whatever to make the point I was murdered. I am not sitting back and washing down sedatives and antidepressants with vodka while you hold a gun on me. And about the media: The media would have grabbed this up long ago if it were true. There's a reason why they are referred to as the liberal media, and I have never seen them pass up a chance to burn a conservative unless they had another agenda. Mike Nischalke, Special to HighWitness News mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  7. Ahh, High Times -- An excellent source of news and information. Didn't that guy from there just win the pulitzer for best news story. Naaa, sorry, he was just high. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  8. Lisa, Sorry to take a tangent, but no matter how warmed up I was in another thread, I still love you. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  9. I told you to sell what was left of the mustang, buy a yugo and keep the rig. You weren't listening. Hate to say... mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  10. Sorry I couldn't stay earlier, but it seems as if yall were just about to weigh dicks. So since I know you don't want me in that conversation, I am glad I left. I may never have pulled an 18-min three mile, but no one other than my Senior DI ever beat me over the Ocourse. I don't recall anyone going under my time on the endurance course either. And what's this talk about crunches? Crunches? WTF? Fags. God damn, that means I have eclipsed into the Old Corps. Ahh the good ol days--hanging out in the swamp (3rd Bn. to you Hollywood Marines), playing in the sand for hours, and those six punches to the chops I took for cleaning the wrong part of the rifle at that given time. (let it be known, I could have ended it after one, but me being all hard-corps, I kept popping back to the position of attention. Thank you sir, may I have another?) Seriously, Diver, Aggie is going to OCS so his road will be a different one all together. He has three months of pt followed by seven (Majdi, am I correct?) hanging out in the field at TBS. Gotta love those green lieutenants of Marines. Back to the yellow brick road at TBS, I ran that thing once with cameras, snapping pix the whole way. Freaking killer!!!!!! Awesome shots too. Majdi, stay off my back about the damn velcro. I am gonna stick my dog on there some day and take her for a ride. When are you coming back to Orange next?? You missed some good fun and the warmth of a 5-gallon bucket of jet a courtesy of Shmike after you left. Prost, Louisa is a ahh, ummm, it's another place, but you shouldn't worry yourself about it when Orange is so close to you. Once you jump the Otter and party with the Naked People, you will be calling it home. You'll be saying, "I remember something about a state that begins with an A, but I'm not sure..." Semper Fidelis and peace out, mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  11. I never had a 300 pft score. That damn run killed me every time. I had it down to 18:20 when I was 170 pounds within the first weeks of PI. Within 3 months, I was 190 and could barely get under 19 minutes. Ha ha, the kip. I could kip out about 100 pullups. Now they don't let you kip. 20 deadhangs can kill a man right before a 3 mile run. Sorry you won't be up here this summer. Bummer. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  12. I thought the clip for my protrack was pretty tight before I stuck the thing in my Z1 STI. If you're worried about it, maybe try velcro. Undo the tieties and slide a slice of double sided velcro underneath it and retighten or replace the tieties. You may want to position it so it doesn't block the beeper hole. Wrap that puppy up and forget about it. A second option may be to buy a bag of tie ties and slide one under the clip and around the dytter. Cinch it down and clip it off when you want to put it in the other helmet. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  13. Viking, Any guess what my only response could be? Uncle Sam's Misguided Children Go be a combat correspondent ... Worked for me. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  14. Finally got my photo up enjoy!!!! mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  15. Lisa, You came across rather ominously with: I become defensive when there is talk of changing something that works. I agree that there is some self discipline needed in the forums. I have been guilty of a little wandering in the other sections, but I mainly display my witty wares in this one. I want to reiterate the welcome banner to this forum. I believe this to mean a random stream of concious discussion. Have you ever been in a conversation with several hundred potential conversationalists and not taken tangents? Make no mistake. I appreciate all Sangrio has done for us--giving us shelter from an un-understanding world. And, I appreciate you especially and many others of this community who have given me advice on topics which I asked for and the advice for which I searched. That said, maybe we need yet another forum. A forum in which those, who can not deal their subject X being sprinkled with a smattering of comedy and ramblings of idiocy, can post all day long, unfettered. Please understand one thing: It is winter in most of the jumping world and people are getting antsy. That, and we all have ADD, but that's another story. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  16. Right on. Thank you all for your comments. I feel so much more confident in my gear!! mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  17. I don't think that's what HH meant in his post. He was saying we should be more considerate--not that the heavy hand and delete command of the moderators would be directing the plays. If that is so, somebody has just violated the spirit of this forum and I know I will need some serious doses of methadone, but I am done here. Alas, I will hijack every thread with Tool lyrics before I go. (added: all that, and I just posted my picture on my profile. I sure would hate to leave now.) mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  18. You posted a very similar message in October. I will tell you what I think. Brace yourself. To start, I am kinda lost. It almost seems as if you're cutting away before you have anything to cutaway from. Working at a DZ? As a full-time job? And you still expect to live, jump and have money for equipment as well? Did you get smacked around much as a small child? Any high-speed big wheel impacts with sliding glass doors? Here's my number one suggestion (but I know you won't have a thing to do with it, so more follow): If you have a skill/education, use it and get a real job like the rest of us. Play all you want on the weekends and forget what you do in your "other life." If you can't do that, I think that you may have gotten into something that you weren't ready for. This shit is expensive. These may be more to your liking: You are typing on a computer? sell it. Have a bike? sell it. Have power tools? sell em. Have video games? sell em. Have a camera? sell it. Have anything else (other than a tent, sleeping bag, two pairs of socks, two pairs of underwear, two black shirts and two pair black pants)? sell it all. Know a rich gray haired fag? become a boy toy. Other than that, good luck with the new job... mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  19. Every time. WTF else do I have to do? where's my beer? mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  20. In case you were wondering the translation is... The Eggs/Balls of Satan. Half a cup of powdered sugar. One quarter teaspoo salt. One knifetip Turkish hash. Half a pound butter. One teaspoon vanilla-sugar. Half a pound flour. 150 g ground nuts. A little extra powdered sugar... and no eggs Place in a bowl. Add butter. Add the ground nuts and Knead the dough. Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough. Roll in the powdered sugar and say the Magic Words: "Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim." Place on a greased baking pan and bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes...AND NO EGGS Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes...and no eggs. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  21. From what I have gathered, the four pager is for progression, and the two-page dealio is for skills. Not every DZ teaches the same way and the two cards should cover everybody. The proper one? Which ever your DZ chooses. Either is valid. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  22. Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund Mehl Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker ... und keine Eier In eine Schüssel geben Butter einrühren Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker wälzen und Sagt die Zauberwörter Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und KEINE EIER Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und Keine Eier .. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  23. mnischalke

    Dreams

    I got to tell you, I am naked in nearly every dream I have. "I'm shameless, nameless, nothing, and noone now. But my soul must be iron for my fear is naked. I'm naked and fearless." -MJK I used to have "Naked and Fearless" in 6-inch No Fear script lettering across the back window of my grand prix. Ahhh the looks. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  24. Leave your finger on the button after you make the fourth press. It continues with the self test and will say 30 (or 10 meters) above. you can adjust it up or down from that point by waiting until it goes 30 down, 60 up, 60 down, etc. release the button and you're done. The pause around 6k is battery power, the second and third have no value to the skydiver. what do I win again? mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.
  25. I had a dream last night that I had a beer in my hand instead of the altimeter. It was a can of Bud. Something was going through my mind that I wanted to see if you could drink it on the way down. I somehow lost half of it because it was streaming out of the top like a contrail. I opened, stowed my slider and finished the beer. Note to self: Not so many mushrooms in the stirfry so close to bed time. mike A bucket of Jet A can heat an entire county if burned all at once.