Armour666

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  1. thats some industial haze there SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  2. pimp your self out SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  3. sunset load at my home DZ awsome view over the lake a few clouds and completing 2 docks after having such a hard time trying on my last few jumps. then a great view under canopy. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  4. 14 ? com on I've seen fourteen year olds do better then that. Mor like a 45 year old virgin that lives in his mothers basement SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  5. Armour666

    WTF?

    lol my friend is a paramedic he said your in for seeing a lot of weird shit lol. Peoiple are dumb thats why there are the darwin awards SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  6. I'm a contractor the last place I worked at last summer there is a woman who thought she ran the whole area and kept track of where every one is what time they came in or left. the conversation was Quite entertaining I just picked up my stuff mid morning started to head out Gestapo: Where are you going? There is no meeting at the other sites today. Me: What you checked my calendar? Gestapo: Yes I need to know where people are if issues develop. Me: I'm going jumping you have my cell #. Gestapo: "I'd like to point out the normal business hours are 7-3 here" Me: are you controlling my hours? Gestapo: "yes, yes I am" Me: That’s nice but I don’t send the invoices to you. The look was priceless she went scurrying to the PM (indecently that did my hiring) he catches me at the door with the Gestapo PM: I hear there is a problem? Me: No I just decided I needed the afternoon off so I'm going jumping. PM: "Oh that all? O.K. nice has fun see you Monday" The messed up thing is she worked for the freaking vendor. She was the person every one loved to hate (In Ontario Contractors can't be controlled by the hours they work or location they work or they are considered employees not independent contractors. I use this to my advantage all the time to point that out. There were a few high profile case that went to court where it was deemed the companies were to controlling and they the people working were not contractors and they had to back pay taxes sick days workers comp ect. Was pretty costly for them.) SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  7. Thats total crap everyone knows thay also have taped in and use cell towers to get better covarage in big cities SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  8. To far for me to travel right now, Dam work would love a trip out to BC other wise SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  9. no spice looks to EMO SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  10. my ex had nice ones the were perky and felt good. Some I've seen I have no intrest in because they look faker then a 3 dollar bill SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  11. why wait the season has started get going SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  12. Don't listen to her. The weather's terrible, the skydives suck, the beer is warm, and there are too many damn Canadians. Repeat as necessary. Blues, Dave HEY I take offence to that , as a Canadians we would never let the beer get warm shhesh SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  13. I didn't get spamed, I feel so alone and left out. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  14. Battle Field 2 and Americas Army SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  15. when you drop it off to ten the moment they sign the forms and you hand them the keys get some one to run in to it and take off SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  16. Side bar question; Does that work? Can you really pick up gals by telling them how stupid you are? And what quality would they be that you would actuly want any action from them ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  17. now I'm just waiting for a giant gerbile to be placed there at one of the stops SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  18. hahahah , sorry had to laugh been there done that got the t-shirt. No one really cares any more business only want to make the most by paying the least that why I work for my self so when I dont like the way things are going I say fuck this and take a month off SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  19. I was thinking of comming down there I might have to reconsider unless I get my tetanus shot SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  20. oh oh oh Can I be you lackie? You are the best, can I jump with you so you can sign my log book? I'll pack for you and fetch all your beer. pleeeeease !!!!!!! I'm desperate to have an idol like you SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  21. Don't forget to shut off the circuit breaker before you fuck with that shit... The break will flip itself after one good short. Stop worrying about shit that doesn't matter. thats funny you mentioned that met a guy that found wich breaker to turn off my shorting a extension cord that he had with bare ends. It was amusing to watch SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  22. ahh fuck you both I'll have to find the pictuers of the reno from the first house I owned , both water and elctricle problems fucker conected copper to the knob and tube and then stufed the shit back in the walls so it would appeare rewired and did the same shit at the outlest. Then to top it off the floor hade a bit of a slope to it so when I went to tear up the floor to work on that I found the ass hole had carpet under it and had cut 2x4 wedges at one side of the room on edge to down to nothing on the other. Under the carpet there was 3 layers of flloring , Floor tiles and lonolium. Dame people that do shit them selves that dont have a clue . SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  23. Armour666

    Giving 100%

    THAT JUST MAKES YOU AN ASS KISSING BULLSHITTER Yea so what's you're point, lab rat! Dont lab rats have to be desease free and high quality before they are used ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  24. I have a copy of my Rig's manual , Cypres , and Altitrack in my gear bag. Originals at home. The inweeb is a great thing for geting PDF's SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."