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Happy Birthday!! Christmas birthdays suck. I hope someone is making yours special!!!

Merry Christmas, Squeak. And to everyone I've spoken with on dizzy. Happy, safe holidays to you all. And remember, calories don't count on December 25th.

It looks like you've alread opened your presents.

[reply Me? My resolution is to not engage stupid people in lengthy discussions. It is an exercise in futility at best, and lowers your own IQ at worst. Stupid people do not know of their own stupidity, and when you try to point it out, they engage in further irrational stupidity. So you won't be posting on dz.com then?

I resolve to quit demanding sex three times a day from my poor, worn out husband.

That's four questions. And what are the VC's?

I would give you sooo much, obligation free sex if you did that So I take it the offer is off the table unless I open a wind tunnel? Man, you must have some amazing prowess to have that much bargaining power. Your wife is a lucky woman.

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clu bs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

That statement is not only disappointing, it's untrue. JP, I thought better of you. But I'm sure being the hot skydiver/tunnel rat that you are, you have no recollection whatsoever of who I am.

Where do I rate, Keith? Be kind!!! This is me going to the basement in search of more alcohol.........

humph!! I think I've just been turned down! But thanks for the drink!!

What gas mask thingy? Never had it.

My pleasure!

hehe he said "manually expose"

Keith!!!!! How the hell are you? Naked pics sent.

http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/tradingspaces/bio/amy.html

http://www.noceilingfans.com/imgs/ty03.jpg This is my choice.

ROFL!!!! Well, you just never know.....

You are sooo bad. Okay, the creature on my lap is Squeaker. Pic attached. Hey Squeakster, would you let me put you in this outfit? I'd let you near my pussy.......

Ok, I've finished off my last drink. And my spelling is still quite good. And I haven't caused any drama. WTF? God, I must be getting old. Oh yeah, I'm already old. **sigh**

sorry, can't help you tonight with that. How you doin'? lol!!!

Okay I'm 2 1/2 hours into it. Noone else is getting drunk with me. (very sad ) I've just poured the last of my smirnoff citrus. And I'm not even close to posting nekkid pics. Although my ex-husband has/or had some very good ones of me when I was young and in great shape that I would probably be willin to post at this point in time. Where is he now with his threats of blackmail? he he he And I've been learning all kinds of interesting stuff............ I thi nk it may be time for me to do some online shopping.......oh yeah

So, she likes assholes, huh??? LOL!!!!

Jenn, how the heck are you? I've been thinking about you every single day! I want to see your pelt head pics!! I know they say alcohol is a depressent, but it doesn't typically have that effect on me. Well, not until later, when it causes me to fall into a very deep sleep.

Salut!!! Did Mar break her wrist or did GI blow Joe?