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  1. One from the office today. On the instructions for loading the paper tray to the copier. "Before loading paper, fan the pages to separate them. Take care not to cut your fingers on the edges of the paper."
  2. How the heck have you managed over 7000 posts on dial up? You win my vote for Post Whoriest!
  3. Contents: Salt Warning! High in sodium. I ran across one the other day, but I can't remember it. It was something on my bathroom counter, so I'll check when I finally get home tonight.
  4. Wow, my response almost turned into a novelette. So I'll stick with the safe answer: To experience consistent beautiful landings.
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    The sick list

    I'm not sick anymore!
  6. Well, obviously, I didn't think. I just opened. And honestly, I didn't even notice the umm appendage at first~I was looking at your face. Really. I wanted to know the color of your eyes.
  7. Ummmm NSFW WOULD BE NICE! Dork, I'm so busted now!!
  8. Jewels, you're a baaad girl! But thank you all so very much for the great well wishes!! I've had a great day so far, was able to get to Starbucks despite the snow, we're hunkering down here at work and one of our therapists is cooking a very yummy smelling dinner for us! Happy Weekend to everyone!
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    Perfect Cup Size

    Now That's the right answer. How you doin'? Spoken like a true flat chester Nice Squeak. Are you trying to be an ass or does it just come naturally? And by the way, I am an A to B cup, and I wouldn't have larger if given the choice. It's a common misconception that all women wish they had bigger boobs. I have yet to have a sexual partner complain. They sure feel good to me, why would I want to mess with that?
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    Perfect Cup Size

    Now That's the right answer. How you doin'?
  11. Maybe that will garner a "special" rating from Squeak.
  12. Great, Squeak, here I had him thinking I was SPECIAL. Way to blow it for me.
  13. Well, I've been sick as in no food would stay down. If I'm going to really enjoy them, I need to wait until at least tomorrow. Then I'll get my Starbucks and try out the straw suggestion. Oh yeah!
  14. I must concur! I got a little package yesterday with TimTams, a cool hat, and a cute little kangaroo. I haven't been able to try my timtams yet, (been sick a couple days), but from what he says, they're outrageously good. mmmm I can't wait! You rock, Squeak!
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    Snow in Denver

    They do ok here in the 'burbs, but just on the main roads. The sidestreets are very hit or miss. I was sending people to pick up my therapists last week, and they had to hike out of their subdivision to a major road in order to be picked up. Looks like more of the same.
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    Snow in Denver

    Yep. I'm on tomorrow's "stay the night shift." I have to pick up two people on my way in in the morning; I've already picked up groceries for breakfast for those who had to spend the night tonight. Mine, however, is voluntary, so I am not complaining. I am really tired of the crappy roads tho.
  17. silly girl, she's wearing it wrong!
  18. crap!! and we've apparently got more snow on its way.....hope you hear from someone who can help soon!
  19. no, he understands the nature of our relationship; he's not into cuddling anyway.
  20. That puts me in the mood to cuddle. So I go upstairs and get in bed with my husband. It's a joke! It's a joke!!
  21. Hee hee the first time I read this, I thought it said piercing is not an option.
  22. If it's something you'll use, I don't understand why it's a WTF gift. What would have been more suitable? Personally, I didn't get any gift from my parents. When I have in the past, it's been something like an ice scraper or once I got a check that bounced. I'd rather receive nothing, actually. It used to hurt me that they don't bother with my daughter, but it's always been that way. They are who they are. And that's why I live several states away from them.
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    Snow in Denver

    I'm scared for what Feb and March are going to bring at this rate!!! Hope you made it to the liquor store yesterday. Some laws are just plain WRONG. Have a great holiday!