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  1. sartre

    Disturbia

    One response? Come on people, go see this movie!!
  2. Me too!! Only I peed into a squirt bottle, so that I could accomplish that. What a freak. I think I must have had a very troubled childhood......
  3. Do I qualify as a wino if it's not wine? Freakin' liquor stores are closed on Sunday in Colorado. How stupid is that?!!!!!!
  4. I was going to confirm with you his age. He's in his damn 30's, so he couldn't possibly be my offspring. That's all I know. Ok, Jennifer, what DO you want in a man? I'm ready to be on the lookout for a hookup for you. Or ummm...true love, That 's what I really meant. BUT don't EVER get rid of the pillow. Never.
  5. Whatever! What evah!! I am jealous of your skills. However, we digress. Let's get back to discussing Jennr8r's need for a BOB. Or Troy.
  6. You so funny girl!!!! Now, you doing the daffy in the tunnel...THAT'S hotness!!!!
  7. Wait!! No fair!! You're answering a question with a question!!! But yes, it's an apartment complex......I now own half a house and rent a whole apartment. Now spill it!!! Am I going to end the world if I flip the switch?
  8. ROFL!!!!! No, all you have to do is screw in the switch plate. Have it lead to nothing. And instead of a silly printed paper label, get a metal plate engraved with the words DO NOT TURN OFF or something like that.
  9. oh the pressure......................
  10. Did I tell you that when we were in Eloy the first time (the time you stayed with me) one of the girls from the coffee shop asked me if I was his mother? I am so freaking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. Why? I'm not kidding at all......I have no idea what the switch leads to. And I have not tried turning it off yet. Now you have me worried.....
  12. The little fella? Troy? He's over 6 ft tall...I think he can handle you..... ...........but maybe not, you little firey vixen!!
  13. lol!!! Sorry sorry sorry!!! I was thinking of 2fat2fly....you know, your names both refer to weight...... .....and I may be a wee bit buzzed
  14. Are you getting early altzheimers or somethin? He wouldn't get anywhere near me, remember? Then he's obviously insane or afraid to disappoint you. You know, Troy is still single.....
  15. I soooo need to come out and jump with people like you Shane....... but I'm nursing a broken heart over Andy right now, so you'll have to give me some time. (where's the crying smiley face avatar when you need it?)
  16. That doesn't sound so bad. here, here!!! mmmmmmmm....sex in the middle of the night.........mmmmmmmmmmmmm
  17. OMG!!!! The first time I went to Venice was when I had just moved to CA from Wyoming......and I was 19 years old. What a sight!!! Is it still the same? My biggest memory of that is that I was there with my boyfriend and a bunch of his Marine buddies, and coming out of the ocean, I had one booby exposed and didn't realize it. I was pretty modest then, so I still wince at the thought. But damn, the sights there were phenomenal. Be gentle with her...get her a little drunk first. mmmmmmm.......sand........hardbodies..........freak show..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  18. Wait!!! Where's the punch line?
  19. Oh Jenn, I SO thought you'd succumbed to the dark side and purchases a BOB. I'm a little disappointed.... mmmmmmmm.....BOB.........mmmmmmmmmm
  20. Dude, if I have to start punching in numbers on some computer because I flipped the switch..... And Jewels, I have seen every episode of Friends ever made, and I don't remember that one. Refresh my memory........ mmmmmmmmm.....Joey.........mmmmmmmmmmm
  21. Yes, you will. Great attitude! 12 f'ing jumps? My god, 4 in one day wear me out. I bow to your superior stamina. mmmm.......stamina............
  22. beach beach beach beach beach beach beach beach But be prepared...the Pacific Ocean is COLD around those parts. mmmmmmmmmmmm........beach.............