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Well, duh......and only when I'm incredibly bored.

Lovely except when I accidentally stumble across one of your posts....... I see you're the same as ever.

Perhaps you could show him how it's done. That's your specialty after all.

After? What do think will cause the breakup? I will go straight to the admission of past infidelity instead of making people ask. It's kind of like cutting in line at Disney World. You get to the eventual goal either way, so why all the waiting? Can't I just cut-and-paste in advance? People who know of my Evilness will not deem questions necessary. No. People know better than to send me those. You can be the crazy uncle. "Hey squirt. Pull my fanguh." Are you ready for Cocheese to start hitting on her while at the same time professing to be a man of great kindness and integrity?

Say, I'm having trouble deciding on my nail polish color...can anyone help me out here? I'm also thinking about starting a poll on whether I should scoop my catbox today or tomorrow.....

Wow. You sound like such a great guy, how could she resist you? I mean, how could it resist you....to use your terminology.

I'm asinine? That's really scary that you've supposedly had the emergency response training and you would still leave it up to someone else to make sure help is on the way. Things that make you go hmmmmm...... Tell you what - I'd rather be alone with help on the way than have you sitting next to me holding my hand but unable to do anything to save my life and no one else on the way because no one else knows I need help. That's just the type of person I am.

Well, I haven't been working out or dieting...just eating healthy food and parking my car at the end 6of the parking lot. I've lost 6 pounds and my size 6's are getting baggy.....I've also been taking the stairs instead of the elevator, and considering I visit about 5 patients a day who live on the 2nd floor or higher, that turns into quite a workout. I love seeing definition in my butt and abs again!

It upsets those of us who DO know everything Well, let's be honest. You and I are the only ones who qualify in that category!!

I just don't understand why the guy who can spell correctly and string two cognizant sentences together is being called a tool.....so he's beautiful AND eloquent.....this is a bad thing?

Nope. I typically won't land off with them since I don't typically jump with a cellphone either. I would rather land right next to the main hanger, notify people to call EMS while I grab a cellphone and the proper equipment. That way I can get en route to assist properly WHILE properly directing EMS for an accurate and prompt response. Without prompt and proper response for first responders, then someone's life could be lost while you try to John Wayne it. The first responder should have been you, not the trained ambulance crew that shows up 20- 30 minutes later. You would let a brother/sister spin in off the DZ ...ALONE?!?!?!? Laying out there, bleeding, not breathing, scared silly and in pain ...ALONE? spoken like a first aid whuffo. The first thing that should always be done is to contact emergency services and get them on their way. Hanging with the person who is possibly dying, with no way to help them, or getting the needed equipment on hand that would actually save them......yeah, big decision.

Yep. And anyone who's had any training in CPR or first aid should know this. These days, EVERYONE should understand about bloodborne pathogens and how to reduce the risk of contamination. If you don't know, get yourself educated ASAP.

This response may be a bit late, but I wanted to give you my input as a therapist and as someone who has done both tunnel (quite a bit of it) and skydiving (still a newbie). In my experience, tunnel flight is much harder on the body than the appx 60 seconds of free fall you experience in the air. I have a bum shoulder, and trying to sitfly in the tunnel puts much more stress on it than doing so in the sky. My suggestion would be to do very short intervals without the wind speed up very high. And I would practice pull position, as that is probably the most critical time for being in good position and not injuring your back. Also, I wouldn't do a lot of minutes first time back in. Two to three one minute rounds and see how that settles. Of course, if you've already gotten in, **nevermind**.

DAMN! That's exactly what I was going to say....except I planned on spelling atheist correctly

Skydivers!!! You people act like it's wrong or something!!! This is not the "first baptist church of the hanger" you know! Hey, don't group me in that category! I was simply pointing out the age old discrepancy between how we judge men and women who both enjoy having a lot of sex. No offense to anyone, but I think the poll is ridiculous. Sounds like a bunch of catty women getting together to talk trash about someone they view as a threat. But I could be wrong.

It's not nice to confuse me like that....I'm female and blond. 'Nuff said.

Agreed, but - a man goes into a date wondering whether or not he'll get laid. A woman goes into a date KNOWING whether or not she'll get laid. So now I'm confused...who's the slut in this case?

Ok, that one did make me laugh at loud.

So what would be the appropriate derogatory term for the men (I use the term loosely) who are jumping her? There are plenty of slutty male skydivers and wannabes, but they don't seem to generate the outrage the girls do.

That must make things interesting on jump run. Well, you'd be one that would have opportunity to find out....

Not exactly. Damn! But still...judging this crowd...do I get points for the logical progression? Silly man, don't you know any logical progression would lead you into something to do with sex?!!

And that's part of the reason you've stayed married for 24 years. You both continue to appreciate one another.

I hope not. Nothing turns me on more than a man opening the door for me. ...do I win the bottle of Jameson?

I like Fozz's idea of Cali. She looks like a Cali. Very cute, congrats on the new addition.