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if typing " i got a ticket" or "i didn't get a ticket" is too hard, you could just cut & paste. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The story is unclear as to whether a ticket was issued or not. Guessing by the title, i'd say "not issued". I like bacon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is one of the reasons I don't have a cat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

EYE socket. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

are you kidding me? my dimples cannot be denied! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

your userid is a palindrome ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

NOOOO.... you said you only had a socket and it was poorly lubricated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

smartasses. it's attached now ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I only carry two-eyed girls. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Going through an old photo album the other day, i found this gem. (see attached, totally safe for work) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

at 6'5", I'm very handy around the house retreiving things off high shelves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

there is a WHOLE category for weird stuff: http://everythingelse.ebay.com/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OR!!!!! IF you have 10k and an ugly daughter, try out this one: http://cgi.ebay.com/Ill-Marry-Your-Daughter-even-if-shes-ugly_W0QQitemZ5658284733QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

if you are lonely and in need of some affection, perhaps bidding http://cgi.ebay.com/i-am-selling-my-service-to-female-for-part-time-lover_W0QQitemZ5658522014QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem will brighten your life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To all the East Coast Homies It's Friday! Remember the Feeling... oh god i just came all over myself!! Hernia vibes please ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How is this front page news??? With all that is going on in the world, does anyone actually care about a dress mixup? http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/20/people.witherspoon.ap/index.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

your dz is waaay better than mine. i am considering a new one actually.... frankly, the DZO is a real prick. not just about business matters either. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i was hoping this was a star wars movie clip or something, but that was hilarious. People so blinded by religion always crack me up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(the following post should be read while humming "you can't always get what you want") I got my results back from the fastdater thing: Below are the e-mail addresses from those participants that you selected as a "yes" and who also selected you. Additionally, we have included the number of "missed opportunities." This number represents the participants who selected you as a "yes", but you did not feel the same way. This is provided only as a courtesy. We are unable to provide the names and addresses of those missed opportunities. 6 Amy (email) 9 Ewelina (email) 21 Caryn (email) Number of Matches: 3 Missed Opportunities: 4 I'm a little disappointed that I didn't get the match with Eden. Life will go on. I am happy to see both Caryn and Amy on the list. Ewelina (pronounced Evelina) was the Polish girl I was making dutch jokes to. i don't know about writing to her... I spoke to her briefly during the break and she seemed distant. I might try an email or two, but I'm not expecting much. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

our psychic powers aren't working. what area is this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You mean there were people there that weren't participating? How emabarassing! The 3 minute daters got a seperate room, so we didn't have a peanut gallery watching us. I should get results this morning..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I just finished my speed dating experience and wanted to write a bit about each of the 21 women I spent 3 minutes with. actually, i met 20 women, one of them took off half-way through the night and i didn't meet her. Eden- The night started off great with Eden. She was tall with blonde hair and a fake tan. She was top-heavy and seemed nice. The three minutes went by quickly (which is a good sign) and I thought things went well. I went to speak with her during a break and she kind of brushed me off... guess she didn't like me checking out her chest. I don't think we matched up Janette - Her name might be Janelle... i don't remember. she spent the whole 3 minutes talking about her sister in the air force. I circled no. Nameless - i didn't write down the name, but it turns out this woman and i worked at a company together previously. that's all i really remember. I circled no. Amy- When Amy walked into the bar, I was hoping she would be participating in the 3 minute dating thing. She had blue eyes and red hair, awesome. Her body language was great and the conversation flowed reallllly well until she mentioned her 3 dogs. None of them weigh more than 15 pounds. I hate ankle biters. I ended up circling Yes for her, if the dogs suck though, she's out. I think she circled yes too. Christi - Christi had very bad teeth and was generally uninteresting. I circled No. Ewelina - Anyone want to guess where Ewelina is from? If you said Poland, you're correct. However, I misheard and started making jokes about windmills because I thought she said Holland. She was cute and I hope she circled yes, but I think I lost too many points. Litza - generally unengaging, i don't think either one of us made much of an effort. I circled no. Debbie - Debbie semmed *really* cool and she wore glasses, which I like.Also, she was showing some cleavage and I tried real hard not to gaze too much. I think I succeeded. I circled yes and I think she did too. Jenn - Jenn was adorable with dark hair and blue eyes. The only bad thing about Jenn was that she was 5ft tall. I'm 6'5"..... I circled yes anyway, hopefully she's not afraid of giants. Andrea - Andrea was beautiful with strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes. I think I lost points with her when I asked if 33 year olds were in her age range (i guess she was 38), but I think she still circled yes. I also circled yes. (We took a finve minute break, this is where I tried to talk to Eden and she blew me off. oh well. This began a series of "No" circling for me. It was like a troll parade) Beth - Beth was a widow with three kids. She had her arms crossed the whole time. I don't think she likes tall white guys. I circled no as I'm sure she did too... Lisa - Divorced, complained about ex's harley and how he got it in the divorce. bleh. circled no. Dancy - Yes. Dancy is an odd name, she was asian. I didn't ask about her name. I normally dig asian women, but something just wasn't right. i got a creepy vibe and circled no. empty seat. i had a three minute break Gwen - gwen talked about her pet bird she had when she was 9. i didn't like the story and gwen bored me. sorry gwen, i circled no. nameless - this woman was completely unremarkable. like manilla paper. Colleen - Colleen asked me about god. i'm not religious. i'm sure colleen circled no when i told her that i don't have invisible friends. Caryn - seemed very cool. she was 5'9" and adorable. i hope she circled yes too. Carla - lawyer. her interests included "networking". she was hot, but so bleeeeeh i circled no. Michelle - My final tall girl for the night. I actually had her stand up so we could see how tall she was in her heels. Her butt spankability rating was around 9.6, i obviously cirlced yes.

share brother! i've already paid, so i'm going regardless of what you type..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

you don't want that karma man.... donate those extra cups or something...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i leave in 30 mins.... i'll post an update if there's any interest. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~