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this is funny and highly inaccurate. it's like you read every other word in the first chapter of "programming java for dummies". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene Change that to "windshield with a rag and Windex" to sound more American ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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i keep reading about this, but never see anything done. you better hurry up, i have a spry 39 year who might want some of this..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Hey RkyMtnHigh, the more I drink, the better looking you get. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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in addition to the intolerance you mention, Catholics also have a history supporting terrorism. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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you know you watch the show ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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i think the better question here is what kind of "appreitation" are you looking for? (aside from the cash you are receiving) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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i couldn't get it to do anything besides calculate... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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the calculator is incorrect, when you try to divide by zero, it says "infinity". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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wtf was up with the "bandana on the forehead" thing last night? did anyone else think it looked stoooopid? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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what kind of job was it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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askinga freshman their major? bwaahahahahahaahahahahah it'll change ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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when you worry your face will ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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you might want to sing it note for note ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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i always knew i was in a bogus class when: 1)attendence was taken 2)i got points deducted for missing class let's face it, if you miss 4-5 sessions of Differential Equations, you're not passing anyway so why waste time taking attendence? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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T-shirt heaven, or hell, depending on your point of view
briguy replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
i can't believe how disproportionately large those fake breasts are to the small framed women. it's awesome. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. he customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, etc. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "70." And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote Democratic again?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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too much pilot talk make head hurt. just fly plane, me jump out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Last night I was out on the town with some friends. We were waiting in line to pay the cover and get into this place and it was taking waaaay too long. I noticed the cashier taking the cover was fairly cute, so I figured I'd flirt my way in. So I walked past the people in front of me and said "Hi there, i'm just going to head in" She said "No you're not. You're not that cute" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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sowwy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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good luck brutha, don't get blowd up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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suggestion: instead of using matches, use one of those long-stem lighters.... no chance of burning your fingers there. i would give lighting it a second try, maybe even a third. if you still have problems, you might have a bad thermocouple. That's just a fancy name for a heat-sensitive switch that allows the gas to flow while the pilot is lit. Good luck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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any personal feelings aside, I think 10 years is a harsh sentence and I hope he doesn't get the maximum. Just fine the guy and stick him in jail for a year or so. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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i bet you also know the ending to "Unfaithful" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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an inference would be a guess due to the author's ambiguity. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~