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Vinnie! Have you been sizing up my ass? Comparing it to Deuce's? shoes? Last time I sleep in the same hangar with you... and here I thought those noises were just hookitt snoring.. What were you two doing? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

My alter-ego, nastyclown, is running around the house beating his chest, squeaking his nose and pulling on his.. uh.. er.. well, you know.. that purple and orange thing he's so proud of.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

What did you do on yours? I lost a tracking contest at Byron on the 4th of July... to freaking Hookitt... and a few others... Congratulations, Tim. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

:22:0 Happy 4th! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

nastyclown is gone chopchop's writing clean haikus so much for the laughs... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

ok.. good luck to you all and have a fun safe weekend.. I sincerely look forward to the pics.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

cool... don't even have to call it ahead of time.. just go to your dz... gather your dz.com friends and go build something (or sumptin if your in TX) have a dz.commer doing vid and get the list of peeps on the jump and take the record.. it's right there... in arm's reach... Anyone have a problem with that? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

uh, huh... 4-way base made up of jumpers with between 130 and 311 jumps... check out your hybrids and see how big they are when it is all dz.com posters.. I completely agree that a 6-way hybrid is a fairly simple jump but just getting 7 dz.commers together is challenging enough.. getting them on the same plane is even harder.. and as their jump numbers grow, getting them separated from their non-dz-com friends is even tougher.. Someone go out and do it.. As Groundzero said... we should be ashamed.. But in the meantime... I think it stands.. Also.. it's gotta start somewhere and we got a pic and a list of names... what better place to start? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

am I missing sumptin (Texan for something)? What in the hell is a dx.commer? distance.com? does that have anything to do with skydiving? or are you referring back to the butt-sex stuff, Ann? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

I got one thing to say to that... Walk slowly, girl... I am enjoying the view... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

What's the difference? And why does Texas get their own rules? Because we are our own country!!!!!!!!!! Oh God, Scotty, have you been drinking and shooting firearms at your relatives again? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

speaking of eye-candy.. damn! I got a nice ass.. would you look at that! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

OK, make some rules for DZ.com hybrid records and go break the current 6-way.. Geez.. it's only a 6-way and it came about because Cora (beginner sitflier, still corking), Cornholio (beginner sitflier 170mph fallrate), skymama (int. sitflier 145 - 160 mph range), and Bigben all wanted to jump together. A couple of them didn't want to do belly so I organized an impromptu dz.com hybrid record jump. It was perfect, of course, but no great feat by any means.. stop being a "whiney asshole" and go break it. I'm sure someone can do better than this before sangiro can create the place on the website to maintian the record. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

ok... well... there is a lot of going on about this.. I only see one post with proof and a list of known dz.commers.. looks to me like everything else is just a bunch of noise and whining... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

shaddup kid.. or I'll sick nastyclown on yer ass... j/k did they claim the title? I don't think it ever happened... lol chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

hmmm... proof? all dz.commers? list of names? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

is that me hanging or nastyclown? hard to tell... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

since NastyClown can't come here himself and he made such a big mess, he respectfully asked me to submit his application to be Cheif Sanitation Engineer. He is doing this to attempt to attone for his sins.. he claims he has a mop, bucket, feather duster (who knows where that has been?), vacuum cleaner, broom, all the stuff.. He keeps it in the back of his VW. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

Byron on Friday, Lodi the rest of the weekend.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

Nasty Clown that is.... He was banned from Talkback after only 7 posts in under 2 hours.. this is pretty much a record. He had his only post removed from intros and greets within 15 minutes of posting it. And finally, he pissed off a certain greenie... which was his main goal and purpose in life. Anyway, he's gone.. banned for life by the great HH.. and I wanted to apologize to any of you that were offended by him as he created havoc... You see.. he was just a simple ass-clown that was upset about the butt-sex poll thread being so heartlessly and mercilessly disposed of with the simple comment of "I am not amused" which left him with the feeling that the forum was simply for one man's amusement. I firmly believe that Sangiro did not create the site for one person's amusement but for the enjoyment of a large group of skydivers and those interested in skydiving. Maybe a butt-sex poll isn't appropriate but by the time it was trashed, the thread was on fire and there were over 60 votes for people's proclivities. To me, that seems like it was a popular subject but I could be wrong... I've certainly been wrong before. So.. that's it. I'll try to behave in a manner in which said greenie is amused from now on when I post to his moderated forums and I again apologize to any of you that were offended by the tirade.. Peace, Chuckie.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

Hey.... I love my roommate.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

damn... I totally forgot about that hybrid jump... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

yep, Simon... watch your back..... or if Sebazz is around.. your butt.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

ROFLMAO!!!! I love the pensive look of Luis as he contemplates the sorry fact that he has no bumper suit.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

You must be a stronger person than me, to WANT to go to Florida in July. maybe da bytch ain't so bright... but neither am I... I will be there right after her i think.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures