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Everything posted by yamtx73
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Don't SAY that. awwww... I just couldn't resist... I knew what your reaction would be.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Neither... but then i was raised by squirrels so........ The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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mmmmm chocolate wrestling... count me in! The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Kitchen & bath design as well as custom cabinet design.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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that's why I quit going to the pub long ago.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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no.. I didn't write it... it was sent to me in an email... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Not sure exactly who took the pic... some anvil I think... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello and not too old to REALLY understand computers to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computer, please read on. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?... might have turned out something like this: ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store, can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks, I'm starting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one! ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the window? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No... on the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses, and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: Ok, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office. ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows. OK,Let's just say I am sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W" COSTELLO: I'm gong to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers! What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money COSTELLO: Money? I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes, no extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! ~~~~~ A few days later.... ABBOTT: Super Duper computer Store, can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START" The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Skydive Miami is closest (73 miles), then Clewiston (90 miles), then Sebastian (128 miles)... if you're going to be in Florida for a couple weekends I'd suggest trying all 3 if possible... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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You're an infected carbuncle on the testicles of humanity The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Weekdays are iffy at best.... if there are tandems during the week they'll go up, otherwise they're normally closed. Weekends are when you'll find the fun jumpers.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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That's very believable... I've hunted deer with a flintlock rifle and seen them dodge the shot by spotting the flash in the flashpan The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I'm not really sure if a soul mate exists or not... but I'm keeping my mind open on it... I'll believe it when it happens I guess.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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These are my 2... the b/w female is a year older (and half the size) of the solid black male... she's also the boss and he KNOWS it... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I would invite you to a backyard BBQ, Bruce, so no you don't fit the description. Any plans to come north to ATL anytime in the future? I can throw some steaks on the grill to prove my point No plans any time in the near future... just got my B and working towards my first 100... only travel plans I have so far are to Hawaii the end of March... after that we'll see... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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If you hadn't specified him being a physician I'd have sworn you were talking about me.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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:4:0 OMG... you jumped with that ugly f*cker?? The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I have... my first jump as a licensed skydiver... I was invited in on a 4 way but passed on it so I could just relax and enjoy myself... after exiting the plane I got stable and started doing a nice slow 360 to enjoy the view, about half way thru my turn I saw I was at eye level with a rainbow. I stopped the turn and just hung out there watching it until it was time to deploy.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Awesome jump today... I had a blast... hope to see ya next weekend!! The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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ALERT: Aliens Are Coming to Abduct All the Sexy People.
yamtx73 replied to PLFXpert's topic in The Bonfire
Well.. at least I've got nothing to worry about... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... -
Yes.. especially with a tango or rumba.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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I don't know how they didn't know it was human but a couple of them seemed to be really getting into it... at least until the blindfold was taken off.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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Here's the proof that women will kiss anything..... http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1761790 The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
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No Chill Perception in Freefall
yamtx73 replied to chrismgtis's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
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Perhaps if you used a specific perfume while studying then put it on prior to taking the tests it may help.... just a thought. The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...