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big stinky bald turd. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

and another... but is it real or PS? I say it's real... airliners.net isn't known for allowing fake shit up on it's site... http://airliners.net/open.file?id=1088680&WxsIERv=Nveohf%20N340-642&Wm=0&WdsYXMg=Ivetva%20Ngynagvp%20Nvejnlf&QtODMg=Va%20Syvtug&ERDLTkt=Puvan&ktODMp=Whyl%2024%2C%202006&BP=1&WNEb25u=Wrssjryy&xsIERvdWdsY=T-IOYH&MgTUQtODMgKE=Ybbx%21%20V%20unir%20qernzg%20sbe%20zbaguf%20gb%20fcbg%20guvf%20tbetrbhf%20fprar%20gung%20n%20Ivetva%20Nveohf%20jvgu%20n%20envaobj%20pbagenvy.%20Cubgb%20jnf%20gnxvat%20juvyr%20qrpfraqvat%20sebz%209000z%20gb%208100z%20jura%20fur%20jnf%20pyvzovat%20gb%209600z%20ba%20bccbfvgr%20qverpgvba%20%26%20arnevat%20ebhgr%20cbvag%20CVZBY.%20Znal%20gunaxf%20gb%20N.arg%20Cubgbtencure%20Munatmbatyv%20sbe%20uvf%20uryc.&YXMgTUQtODMgKERD=2940&NEb25uZWxs=2006-08-03%2021%3A17%3A44&ODJ9dvCE=&O89Dcjdg=723&static=yes&width=1024&height=741&sok=JURER%20%20%28qngrfgnzc%20%3E%20qngr_fho%28ABJ%28%29%2C%20VAGREINY%2024%20UBHE%29%29%20%20BEQRE%20OL%20ivrjf%20qrfp&photo_nr=1&prev_id=&next_id=1088325&size=L I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

At least I thought so anyway. YMMV... http://airliners.net/open.file?id=1088247&size=L&width=1024&height=780&sok=&photo_nr=&prev_id=&next_id= I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

perhaps it will help your spelling. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

no, but definitely AFTER a day of jumpin when I feel so alive and so RANDY! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

dunno about the true color part, but what i do if it's over the size limit (100kb i think) is edit in paint, select image, stretch/skew, then reduce horizontal and vertical size by whatever % to get it to the right kb size. it usually takes me several tries to get it right. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

that, my friend is an ANGELIC picture! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

thank you very much. they are my world. (as is their mother, of course ) last but not least, it took me a while to find a good pic of him, my only boy, my son, gabriel. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Thanks man. And she's not adopted either! Here is my oldest, hannah. edit... and cecilia, the baby... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

our neighbors, the bee-keepers, also have free-range chickens that we get eggs from... and you're right, the diff. in eggs is incredible, esp. in color as you said. it's shocking at first. and they are more tasty. and, since they haven't been de-beaked, like at poulty plants, no stress hormones like cortisol and all that shit in them... much healthier for us. yum. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

really? that's not a bad idea... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

my wife just canned a shitload of peaches last weekend! we sang that song until we about shot each other I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Tonight I'm gonna dream of a big dog tick attaching itself to your pecker! I can feel it (the dream, not your pecker, that is ). You and your hippie hair wouldn't do well up here... but the ticks would LOVE YOU!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Here's my third child, Monica. I'll post the others when I find some decent pics. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

J, I didn't know you were a daddy. She's very pretty! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I'm noticing a bunch of things about living "down on the farm" so to speak. Well, although we actually own a "farm" now, it's really not operational at this point... we only have all the buildings and land to MAKE it a functional farm at some point... which we'll do soon enough... Anyway, life in the country is certainly different than in the city, on a macro and micro (no pun intended) level. On a micro level, there are creatures out here that you just don't see much of in the city. Or, if you DO see them in the city, you don't see them very often. Out here in the sticks, you see them so often it just becomes common place. Let's start with frogs. We have so many frogs out here, it's just amazing. Big bull frogs, tiny cute frogs, you name it. And I learned something tonight. If you pick up a frog, it just might pee on you. My kids love the frogs. They hop along after them, and they're very cute to watch. And no, we haven't eaten frog legs yet. I doubt I'm going to either. Next, there are these things called "robber flies." These things are wicked nasty. They'll go right after a bee or a hornet in mid-air. It actually looks like a dog-fight b/t jet aircraft, only on a bugs' scale. And the robber fly will land on the bee's back and stick it in the back w/ some probe or something, paralyze it and fly away w/ it where it will later consume it. Just crazy shit, man! My neighbor down the way is a bee keeper. He's constantly trying to stave off these theiving assassins who are so brazen, they'll come right into his hives and steal untold numbers of bees. Amazing. Grasshopers. The spit this nasty brown tar stuff on you. But some have very pretty wings and can fly pretty far if they know they're about to get chopped up by my tractor over-grown lawn-mower. Finally, there are the creatures I loath the most. When I get to Heaven, I just might smack God for creating them in the first place. The detestable Tick. This year, I'm told, they are exceedingly bad. We're constantly having to watch the kids' hair, legs, everywhere for a tick trying to get a blood meal . These things just creep me the fuck out! They're really bad in the pasture, where the hay is longest. Evidentally, when they hear or sense the vibrations in the ground of a mammal coming, they quickly climb up the tallest blade of grass, do a spread-eagle to ensure snaring their host, and off they get carted for a succulant meal of blood. I have nightmares of these fucking foul menaces. Luckily, we have found very few actually attached to our kids, but we must remain vigilant. They can carry icky diseases. I found some dog ticks in my dog's ears the other day. I about puked on the spot. Light in color and so swollen, like mini-balloons... just pulling them off had me dry-heaving. I think I'd rather have someone rub my nose in a used maxi-pad. Even typing this now, I'm queasy. At least w/ colder weather coming, oh sometime in the next several months (???) the tick infestation out here in timbuckthree will abate. But probably not in my nightmares. We still love it out here though. The country is simply beautiful. The people are much nicer than in the city. Life is slower, simpler. That's good for an uptight asshole like me. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

since when is snipping of parts of other peoples bodies considered "odd?" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

??? You didnt get the Fliers I have been handing out? ??? Hell, I even had a Frequent Voyer Card for some of my best customers. Im just pissed I could have been charging the Talent as wellas the audiance. You must not like me much then... no flyer, no yoyuer card, nothin. And here I even complimented you on your incredible voice, your yummy jello shots AND the nice poker table you made for that Brit and his wife... you're such a fucker! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

you're not too bright though... here's what you should've been doing... let the girls use your van for free and THEN charge other guys a "peep show" charge for looking in the van windows! you'd never have to work again! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Nah, I only get gay feelings for you, sweetie pie! Walt I'm so wet! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Yeah, let's have equal time for the gay guys too! Walt You finally coming out of the closet, Walt? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

you silly little woman! I meant on the ad bar at the top of the website! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Some interesting advertising going on here at dz.com these days! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Christ on crutches... that didn't take long, did it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Does the clock stop upon insertion or orgasm? Mine........or the sheep's? The clock stops at insertion, but if you're able to get your nutter off, you get bonus multiplier points. If you get the sheep off, you automatically win the competition. Of course, you're going to be the only competitor, so... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...