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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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DING DING DING!!! Folks we have a weiner! Karen, I hope it ISN'T that bad, but you're better off finding out NOW before more damage is done if it IS that bad. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Who was your 1st friend on dz.com that you didn't know in person?
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Emilio Estevez is crap Hey... after all that shit about road oilers, the fockers didn't show because they thought it might rain! ARGH!!! Bastards! We weren't allowed to leave unless there was an emergency or something, $100 fine. Now it's postponed until tomorrow. Fuck'em, I'm going to the post office regardless, the bastards! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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I am
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I blame Walt. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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you and walt taught me well. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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they're coming, they're coming... mail is slow in these rural parts! but I hope you don't mind, I took 'em from my wife's head instead of mine. She lost 'em anyway after I tripped her. It was an accident, I swear! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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hi linder. you're my friend. i remember you. i don't forget my friend linder. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Alright alright.... sheesh, you nag as bad as my wife! it's coming now...
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Airbus is just cranking out the A380s. Here are 4 of them in formation over Toulouse. Imagine if this was jump run on a world record RW attempt... Holy Sheeet! http://airliners.net/open.file?id=1101677&size=L&width=1023&height=774&sok=&photo_nr=&prev_id=&next_id= edit to add pic #2... http://airliners.net/open.file?id=1101860&WxsIERv=Nveohf%20N380-861&Wm=0&WdsYXMg=Nveohf%20Vaqhfgevr&QtODMg=Gbhybhfr%20-%20Oyntanp%20%28GYF%20%2F%20YSOB%29&ERDLTkt=Senapr&ktODMp=Nhthfg%2030%2C%202006&BP=0&WNEb25u=F.Orvyyvneq%20-%20NveGrnzVzntrf&xsIERvdWdsY=S-JJRN&MgTUQtODMgKE=TC7200-cbjrerq%20N380%20yrnqvat%20na%20nznmvat%20sbezngvba%20syvtug%20bs%20sbhe%20N380&YXMgTUQtODMgKERD=3928&NEb25uZWxs=2006-08-30%2020%3A31%3A44&ODJ9dvCE=218&O89Dcjdg=009&static=yes&width=1024&height=695&sok=JURER%20%20%28qngrfgnzc%20%3E%20qngr_fho%28ABJ%28%29%2C%20VAGREINY%2024%20UBHE%29%29%20%20BEQRE%20OL%20ivrjf%20qrfp&photo_nr=2&prev_id=1101677&next_id=1101705&size=L I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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bump. still two patches left. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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My vote for quote of the day I second that! The Scrotum Fairy! Oh Jeez, you kill me! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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The thought alone has me looking up my psychiatrist's number. LOL!! ... which has ME eating popcorn! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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you were getting started there! good save though! MMMM Popcorn! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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OK this maybe just a wierd way to practice ice driving but why the hell you people oil your roads That's a DAMN good question! I'm not really sure. We live out in a rural area and the country roads (off of the main roads) aren't the best. Every year or every other year, not sure which, they lay oil down and then they "chip seal" it, which is laying a layer of small rocks on it. Evidentally it's a cheap way of maintaining these rural roads. And it's a big pain in the ass. Chipseal, oiled roads don't wash away as fast in gully washers. Oiled roads don't leave as much dust flying about as rock only roads. Oil seal on ashpalt keeps the rocks all glued together better so the asphalt lasts longer. 10 years on City Council. I heard all the questions asked and answered. Well there ya go! I've been educated!
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Y'all really should start pressuring your senators/congressmen/etc., as many other countries have much more stringent laws about stuff like this. For example, in the UK, stunts like this are illegal and the regulator can and does fine and shut down companies for trying it. what do you do when the company is out of the country? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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I wanna shimmy shimmy shimmy til the break of dawn yeah!! I think you you every time that damn SOAD song plays. happy bday swooper. edit... blooper. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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happy happy burfday girl!
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OK this maybe just a wierd way to practice ice driving but why the hell you people oil your roads That's a DAMN good question! I'm not really sure. We live out in a rural area and the country roads (off of the main roads) aren't the best. Every year or every other year, not sure which, they lay oil down and then they "chip seal" it, which is laying a layer of small rocks on it. Evidentally it's a cheap way of maintaining these rural roads. And it's a big pain in the ass. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Smile thanks John. But, wait! I still have popcorn! You can eat it while he and I have mad passionate make-up sex. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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to those who requested a patch today... my rural road was oiled this afternoon and we couldn't get out on it to go to the post office. So, these will go out in the mail tomorrow instead of today. damn road oilers. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Thanks for posting that, John. I hadn't taken the time to find that online yet.
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another bump. still two left. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...