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actually, when peanut and i were introduced over at his trailer, there was an immediate staging and "drag race" of sorts to see who one the crown of the smallest skydiving penis. you can ask will's wife... she witnessed the whole thing, as did lucky... peanut one by a hair. lee, glad your ok from the cutaway and your shit was found. good fucking thing you DIDN'T teach me to pack, fuckin wanker! 'twas good to see you again man. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

It must have been the dinner. Bad chicken, y'know. definitely the dinner... getting italian at a greek place? that HAD to be it. thanks for the jump. was so nice hanging w/ you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

here I am... i his some seriously fucked up weather in nashville, 10 ft visibility. then again in illinois in several spots. the high winds did funny things to my little car. a twister hit 3 miles from my house right before i arrived home. just freaky. thanks for asking about me, steve. and hope you got all the butt sweat off your laptop and thanks for breakfast, and the jump, and the hospitality and "the name" and all the rest. You're a true gentleman (he was real gentle folks ). it was great to meet you and NWFlyer and Popsjumper and Hans and Sandy and Lauralicious and Bolas and Rostaricanair and hippie and thanatos and peanut and lucky and and and and and...... it was so great getting back in the sky again... final numbers... total miles driven, over 1200 total jumps, 14 total beers drunk... um.... biggest dive... 7 way most points... 5 on a 2 way with Popsjumper (give me a break y'all, I've only got 50 jumps, I thought it was damn good!) license earned... A! fun had... inestimable. Made some kickass friends. And big kudos to Hans and his staff for a great time. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Yeah, I didn't think I saw Psycho Punch there...I would have wondered who would have been the persons behind making that stuff since PsychoBob was not present at this boogie... But, let's just pretend for a sec that it was there, was it too strong?? not too strong for the micro-nator. maybe NWFlyer just can't hold her everclear? Of course, I did wake up sunday morning wondering why my eyes looked like I were suddenly phillipino.

Yeah, I didn't think I saw Psycho Punch there...I would have wondered who would have been the persons behind making that stuff since PsychoBob was not present at this boogie... But, let's just pretend for a sec that it was there, was it too strong?? I didn't see any psycho punch either... yeah, what YOU saw technically could not still be considered psycho punch, post ingestion... (where's the puking icon?) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

dayum... when i left on sunday i was totally thinking that by the end of the day robbie would have the computer back... how shitty that didn't happen. this was the first time meeting robbie and his lovely wife and beautiful children. bad shit like this shouldn't happen to such cool people. i'm in for 50 reward money or the same for replacement. robbie and fam, i'm so sorry for this. but i AM so glad to have met you this weekend. for the culprit, may your genitals be visited by fire ants. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

NWFlyer is here... and all is now well with the world.

well that's where she stormed off to... good thing I say. good luck landing that fucking huge tarp of hers in these winds in that shit heap of a landing area. she'll be in the trees. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

um... um... um... could be... good lord it was a riot... peeled out of hear in a huff b/c she just couldn't stand to work w/ us "amatuers" (sp?) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

first jump of the day today.... first hop-n-pop... more owed... winds are getting kinda squirly. lots of fucking drama out of some former russian accuracy national champion chick... sheesh... ask someone else... too funny. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I don't know if you want to go in there. I theoretically saw hans in there all by his lonesome spreading baby oil all over himself and rolling around doing something very odd. I actually am still having trouble seeing since said incident. I just want it said for the record that I was not involved in said incident. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

the only thing you saw up close old man was frank's big schlong. and that long hippie hair of yours. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

i truly hope it does come... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

i'll make sure i'm not as drunk tonight... i'm cranking that fuckin thermostat WAYYYY up... you may have full propane tanks NOW, but you won't in the morning. Mwahahahahahahahaha. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

nicest thing you've ever said to me!

steve... so THAT'S his name!!! Now Lee is saying he won't be here until tomorrow blah blah blah... f*ckin limey wankah! (yeah, I called you that, you sooty bastard, readin this, lurkin instead of workin!!!) Just finished work..You should try it fatty..I've lost 28 lbs I feel anorexic....As for everyone saying congrats..All i gotta say is why spend 3 years from the sport you fucktard..Don't let it happen again or we will put you through the whole AFF and make you pay extra for the big plane. 3 years away... it's called children, you cucking funt. don't get me started. but wait... i gotta stop laughing at the thought of you being anorexic. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Oh great. Now I guess I have to jump with you whenever we meet. dammit. well, if that's the way you feel about it, then... fuck yes you do!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

well, it's a wee bit quick for this fat boy... but so far so good! just down from my second jump today... a two-way side body drill w/ that old dude, popsjumper, you know, that hippy dude w/ the long hair... we actually made 5 points... not bad for old rusty micro. but fuck that opening hurt my sensitive thighs. bruises for sure. god i'm so happy. haven't been this happy in a long long time. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

steve... so THAT'S his name!!! Now Lee is saying he won't be here until tomorrow blah blah blah... f*ckin limey wankah! (yeah, I called you that, you sooty bastard, readin this, lurkin instead of workin!!!) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

i am indeed saving a jump just for you my sweets... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I just made my first jump in almost 3 years! OMG it was fantastic! Of course, I'll owe beer til I'm dead, first caravan, first on new rig, first at the farm, first first first first whatever, but omg, i'm so fucking happy! it was so sweet!!!! It felt just like riding a bike! I'm so happy I could just just just.... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Boys, boys... play nice. Don't make me come down there and give you a time out. oh lee just can't wait for your time out. me neither. bring it baby. bring it hard. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

oh fuck off you c*nt. has nothing to do w/ being unemployed. has everything to do w/ having drank most of the hienies last night and not knowing where the fucking thermostat is in that trash heap you call a trailer (and let's not mention the smell!!!) i had to put my sleeping bag up on the bed for fear of the MOVING protein stains on the mattress but don't worry schnookems, i saved a very special heinie present just for you for letting me stay in your igloo trailer last night. now finish your fucking yard work and get the fuck up here! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

*AHEM* I arrive last evening with TWO cases in hand (I have really big hands but a small...), dutifully chilled in a large cooler... green bottles for the masses and those clear mexican bottles of corona for hans. (and I haven't even been up to jump yet) And fuck me, it was colder than an insult from RL in skinnyshrek's RV last night. My nipples are on perpetual stiff now. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

happy bday BB!! (right back atcha!!!) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...