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  1. 1. a certain swooper who will remain unnamed finishing up at the pond... 2. great couple... weird dog... 3. sweet little anne-marie... drivin the bus. 4. my sunset load driving home... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  2. a few more 1. lauralicious. mmmm. 2. popsjumper and jumpchikk 3. mommas don't let your babies grow up to be limies. 4. he likes rocks. and food. and nekkid men in his truck sitting on his laptop. and cleaning up puke. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  3. som'ore 1. Buy their freefly suits... Julio and Christie of Liquidsky. 2. Jumpchikk... hot as hell 3. um... there were no points on this tongue two-way. honest. 4. some of the coolest people anywhere. 4. NWFlyer and Jumpchikk I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  4. Some of my pics from The Farm... 1. Rockstar and Shimshim are just scandalized to learn that micro's penis really ISN'T that small after all. True or False? 2. False... it's just feigned modesty during their boob/crotch dirt dive. 3. More boob/crotch docking. 4. And one more... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  5. thanks for that. but you forgot my stupendous, wonderful, bodaciously beautiful backflip once stable from your fruit looping me. the face plant was indeed fun. i'm secretly a cow who can't give up that whole "eating grass" thing. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  6. well maybe you shoulda showed your sorry ass up at The Farm and schooled us, but NO! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  7. I'm not hiding, but my pee-pee is... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  8. why do you have two cats fucking in your avatar? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  9. yeah, I thought for SURE i'd meet you THIS time, but NO you flaked on us this time. WTF? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  10. I know. I keep telling them to use deodorant but they just want to go oh natural! oh, how TRUE that is! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  11. Thanks, girl!! I was just delighted to meet you. You're such a sweet one! I enjoyed speaking w/ you and Bolas (sp). Hope to see you again. you "enjoyed" speaking to Bolas? I didnt think ANYONE enjoyed speaking to Bolas! You just hush! I didn't want him to feel left out. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  12. You mean to tell me you don't REMEMBER the reason??? I'm crushed. Ahem... yeah, lee, what about this intimate moment of which robbie speaks? hmm? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  13. Thanks, girl!! I was just delighted to meet you. You're such a sweet one! I enjoyed speaking w/ you and Bolas (sp). Hope to see you again. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  14. sorry your husband told me to... honest. very nice meeting you and your beautiful kids. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  15. Bwahahahahahaha. And yet, he *still* managed to school all of us... the cards were falling his way. Oh well, 2nd was a nice way to finish. Nice job on 2nd, btw... very nice indeed. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  16. ... lol, you beat me to it! I heard that later lee bickered w/ his canopy saying, "but sweetie, I've even lost 28 lbs for you! that's not enough? I can NEVER satisfy you! NEVER!" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  17. i'll come clean only if you will about how you snuck into my room that week I was staying w/ you and Brandy... how you saddled into my bed and wanted to play that british prison game (what did you call it? i forget)... of course, you weren't so hot for it when I aimed my pistol at you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  18. Well I'd rather they find the person that stole the laptop. I don't really WANT to give them money! Cheap bastards didn't play any music for me in Dublin! Oh calm down. I'm just kidding ya. Oh just a thought, might not be a guy that stole the laptop. Chicks can be cunts too. Keep your eyes out for both. (and no I wasn't there) shame you WEREN'T there... NWFlyer and others were just singing your praises there... you have some strong friends. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  19. the only reason YOU kept seein it, is b/c you kept shining that damn spotlight in my eyes for no fuckin reason. so, your punishment was to see the micro-nator. serves you right. Back on point, it does my heart good to see all the brothers and sisters here ponying up the $ for Robbie and Marianne. I've always felt such love from the skydiving community and this just reaffirms that most of you all are the cream of the crop (thief excepted, of course, you cunt ) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  20. I laughed every time... i did too until the fuckin hangar was full of people... then it was just embarassing... but i got over it. by the way, shimell, was nice meeting your bad self. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  21. if i get a job soon i'm upping my bounty from 50 to 150... i can't have that british fucktard outdoin me. actually, i'm upping it b/c robbie let me spank his wife's ass before he even introduced me to her. now THAT is class, people!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  22. It was awesome meeting you too, wish we had met sooner when we actually lived in the same state. You will have to definitely come back and hang with us and hopefully we can make a jump together.
  23. dude, when did you land off? was that on sunday? God knows it wasn't on Friday when it was so gusty (what, 4 kts???) and you didn't want to play w/ us. hell, it's been so long for me, i don't remember the format... 14:Gazillions:1 14 jumps at the farm Gazillions of cases owed 1 congratulatory hump from the wife unit upon arrival home. God I love that woman. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  24. Is it still stamped on your forehead? Congrats... NOW will you update your profile? A A A A A A A A!!!! LOL!!! I got home and my kids kept looking at my forehead like I was a female brown person... "What's that on the middle of your forehead, daddy?" no, it's gone now, after that MUCH needed shower... fuckin skydivers are a smelly lot... i'm not going to update my profile though, just to piss you off. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  25. here's NWFlyer... "Are you sticking me in the butt w/ that stick?" Skinnyshrek: "They're ignoring you b/c you're black." Pics of the boob/crotch dock dirt dive up soon I hope. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...