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  1. why yes! yes I did! seemed rather apropos, n'est-ce pas? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  2. much better. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  3. No worries, dude, the weather's gonna be nice and we'll be jumpin'!!! Walt i was gonna ask you about the weather... and you just answered that... thx. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  4. hell no... no lube for walt-o-meal... and besides... the curling iron will be so hot, the lube will just boil and crackle off anyway... won't do no good no how. he'll just need to bend over and take it like a man. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  5. oh shut up and get your ass to spaceland, you maynard worshipping heathen! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  6. um... not me. I am quoting you both just to continue the humorous chain of thoughts, not because I feel my audience are idiots and can't scroll back up and read along... I KNEW somebody would do that, and I knew that you knew that somebody would do it; and I know that you knew it wasn't funny, even if NW did, who we all know didn't really find it funny anyway, otherwise she would not have attempted to head off full-text quoting to start with.
  7. Damn, take it to PMs before my filthy little imagination starts going into overdrive! Walt all i gotta say is if you go pull that pud too much and strain yourself so that we can't go jumpin on sunday i'm gonna seriously hurt you... like hot curling iron up the rectum hurt you... ___________________________________________ Ouch!!!! and there will NOT be any KY either... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  8. um... not me. I am quoting you both just to continue the humorous chain of thoughts, not because I feel my audience are idiots and can't scroll back up and read along... I KNEW somebody would do that, and I knew that you knew that somebody would do it; and I know that you knew it wasn't funny, even if NW did, who we all know didn't really find it funny anyway, otherwise she would not have attempted to head off full-text quoting to start with.
  9. pill time sunday jumps with cool dz.commers must heal fast I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  10. Damn, take it to PMs before my filthy little imagination starts going into overdrive! Walt all i gotta say is if you go pull that pud too much and strain yourself so that we can't go jumpin on sunday i'm gonna seriously hurt you... like hot curling iron up the rectum hurt you... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  11. stream of consciousness and all that... ah well... I actually decide to do some work for an afternoon, and this is what I miss? Shame on me! i was wonderin' where the hell you were! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  12. um... not me. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  13. I too was once addicted to oatmeal... however, I received my 7 year chip just last month. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  14. Quick! Masturbate! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  15. pray for you, i certainly will. as for wishful thinking on the part of billions of people, well, sorry but that's just spiritual enucleation on your part. seems to me like there might be something else going on here w/ you and this issue. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  16. You kinda had to be there. yep, and only me, NWflyer and the 4 legged mongrol who was doing the poking were there... so.... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  17. ok, now we're getting somewhere... have you ever thought about opening your mind and heart open to the idea of it? that maybe there IS a benevolent god that exists? i know we've had this discussion in SC a thousand times, but there are many of us here and 100s of millions around the world who have personal "proof," personal existential, experiential knowledge of a creator. just don't be so quick to dismiss them all. they just may be on to something... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  18. krisan, were hear four ewe. Oui luv u. Plez stop killin yerself wif this evul olatmeal. Sing it with me everyone! "One day at a time, Sweet Jesus" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  19. Step 11: Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out--without oatmeal, that is. Walt Step 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other oat-addicts, and to practice these principles in all our non-oat-eating-affairs I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  20. Step 1 - Just once, get rid of the strawberries, almonds, and walnuts and spruce it up with lutefisk, kimchee, and cherry-flavored cough syrup. Program complete. Blues, Dave yep, that'd do it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  21. Hey, Micro and I are trying to save her from that awful oatmeal!!!! Walt Yeah! be gone, satan guppie! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  22. Step 9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. Walt Step 10: Continued to take personal inventory, and when we ate oatmeal, promptly admitted it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  23. Step 7: Humbly ask Him to remove our oatmeal-fueled shortcomings. Walt Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed w/ our oatmeal (oh baby!) and became willing to make amends to them all I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  24. I was holding a mirror up for you to look in. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
  25. Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of the Power greater than oatmeal. Walt Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of how you've completely and totally fucked up your life with oatmeal. Step 5: Admit to the Power higher than outmeal, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs. Walt Step 6: Were entirely ready to have God remove all of our oatmeal. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...