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Slappie not Slappy Thanks, FreeZone A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

MY ASS OFF AT THAT!!! I wonder if I could get away with it at Spaceland? I wanna try it now A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

I'm just jonesing is all.. Haven't had a shot of it in about 2 weeks and my body is rejecting this soberness... Carry on..... A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

I wonder what would happen if I tried to register the name "Anonymous" hmmmm may have to try this.... A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

I'm not sure I wanna know about this one... A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

I'll make up for the lack of alcohol content per ounce with ounce shots of Jagermeister A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

I stand corrected. Please forgive me my tresspass A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

I say "formely of Megadeath" because I heard that Dave decided he'd had enough and quit.. So there is no more Megadeth A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

For the lazy in the crowd http://ftp://ftp.skydivingmovies.com/public/cutaways/lowpull.mov It's in Quicktime so if you don't have it don't worry about trying to see it.. I've seen it a few times.. I know I'd be shitting in my jumpsuite when I hit the ground realizing how close I was to bouncing. A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

WAAAAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it's going to be a serious barn burnner this weekend.. I have my OWN RIG and Nac is bringing Beer.. Along with my case for my first jump on my own equipment

I think Dave "was" a skydiver.. I don't think he's very current anymore. Zennie and I had a talk about that sometime last year. If anyone knows if Dave Mustaine formerly of Megadeath {RIP} is still a skydiver let us know.. A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

oops A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the guys". I told my girlfriend that I would be home by midnight.... "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the Hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing she'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with her. The next morning my girlfriend asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. {Whew! Got away with that one!} Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'Oh Shit!', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, burped twice, cuckooed 2 more times, and then farted." God I hate when that happens A friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "f*king awesome "

I know it's hard to believe, I still can't really believe it myself. Thanks to a great guy who ordered a new container. and being at the right place at the right time on the dropzoen to hear him ask "Know anyone who needs a rig that holds a 170?". I scored a 2000 Vector3 all stainless with hip-rings, & PD-160 Reserve. We are almost the exact same size in height and torso length. So the harness fits like a glove. It's all only about a year old!! Has under 350 jumps total with no reserve rides

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu. The redneck won hands down! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ok I'm lost? you guys have left Florida already? Or are you just chillin like a villian in Clev? Please update the slow ones in the crowd... My New Website with 24hr Chat

ok hop-n-"pop" you've posed a very interesting question. If this was the real world I'd give up sex for a year instead of skydiving. Like everyones said, you can stay current with yourself. Women included. But, let me throw a "what-if" into the question. Let's say you gave up sex for a year to skydive, and met the most wonderful woman you've ever laid eyes on and she's a skydiver.. Then you two start jumping with each other. Then she after a good afternoon of jumps and some brew by the fire wants to go to her place for a few 2-ways in her bedroom? We all know skydiving women are some of the most experimental in the bedroom....... THEN WHAT?? Sex or Skydiving?? or does it even matter at that point? My New Website with 24hr Chat

Quit teasing me.. I'm a very shallow person and it excites me

I'm soooooooo glad you guys made it

Ya but you got "Old Hands" ----> TequilaGirl (Old Hand) hehehe I'm sooooooo bad.. wanna see how bad I can be TG? My New Website with 24hr Chat

HE STILL DOES!! It's in his locker at Spacey or he's hid it from the Freeflyers so they don't know he used to fly his belly... My New Website with 24hr Chat

No the "gf" was being antsy and wanted to leave early.. I didn't have a rig again so I was getting bored myself too. Next time I hope. My New Website with 24hr Chat

Yes you do, but we understand your trying to be diplomatic.. And as for you TG!! I wasn't there because 1. it wasn't free beer 2. I didn't know anyone was going to be there 3. You totaly ignored me this weekend at SDH 4. I forgot

I'm definetly there.. Me pass up FREE BEER NEVER!! I'd die trying to get there before I pass up anything FREE.. Cya all there.. C'mon Texas Skydivers this could be the REVIVEL of the Wed Night Happy Hour. My New Website with 24hr Chat

I've checked my website. Everything is working fine. I'm not sure what the problem is or was.. My New Website with 24hr Chat