Slappie

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  1. CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paula I think my cow story line fits Clay better then him actaully getting 2 lesbian women in his place... ROLLUM!!!!!!!!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. but was surprised to see... A three piece band of leper bovines belting out "God Save the Queen" in g minor. Shaking his head trying to remove the thoughts of lust he felt for the bassoon playing bovine. He remembered the two women he had invited into his house. They were standing in total shock an amazment staring at him when..... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    Job Poll

    a, b & c it's all of the above most of the time.... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    RPGs

    I've finished the Neverwinter Nights Offical Single player game twice. I find it pretty original an compelling. Needs some work but, there is always the online side to the game. I haven't tried that. I've been playing a great deal of Diablo2-LoD online. I stayed away from it since it was released because of the bad experiences I had trying to play Diablo on Battle.net.. This one is far better an much safer on your investment of time in character development. Evercrack is addictive as anything I ever played. Stay away from Evercrack or you'll be mumbling "just one more copper, just one more copper" These are only IMHO "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    food for ??

    Ok the i-net is a wonderful tool.. I was actually able to dig up a tartan. Even tho it is Irish. I always knew I was partial to blue for a reason. I think my mom still has a picture of me in a kilt when we lived in Scotland. I've been back but have never thought about my heritage much because I'm so far removed from the homeland, that Texas is my homeland now.. oops forgot the hit the upload attachment button.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    Occupations

    I'm an "International Exports Specialist" long interesting title.. bah! I smuggle oil field service equipment into third world nations.. and tubular inspection systems to far off locations.. Some of the places I've shipped equipment to I didn't even know there were people in this part of the world! I've done alot of traveling because of my job. I haven't the faintest idea what I want to be when I finally grow up.. I once thought I wanted to be an engineer but I flunked outa college so who knows. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    food for ??

    Actually my name "Collins" is an Irish name and not a Scottish name. Well there is a tartan but it is Irish and I believe it was Fitzgerald clan. I did this research many many years ago.. Can I fit in too? kinda.. We're just a wee bit more insane then the rest... Dunno a clan quote or saying "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. Believe it or not I couldn't figure out what you were talking about.. So I looked it up. *** Definition for bairn ... *** n : (in Scotland) a child: son or daughter *** End of definition. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. NACMACFEEGLE!!!!!!!!!! I knew you hadn't become a couch potato!! *chugs an ice cold Shiner Bock* *BURRRRRP* Your missing this wonderful south Texas weather!! Alas I haven't jumped in ages.. I'm begining to grow roots again! Anyone got a chainsaw? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    Missed

    *** i showed everyone my boobies. *** I WANT TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I love BOOBIES!!! They are my best friends other then some ice cold beer & boobies!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    Missed

    OMG sunshine!! I forgot about that name!! WOW!! heheh umm maybe I am an you just found me out.. can we please keep it secret? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    Missed

    I've heard this one before.. It's old.. 1) The squirrel on the show is female... 2) They spell her name "Slappy" 3) I'm human not a cartoon. 4) I am currently living in Houston, not a tree in some WB back lot forest. 5) I'm a guy.... This nickname was given to me over 15 years ago, I've heard alot about it "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    Missed

    Whoaaaaa there!! I never said I wasn't broke I just said I was outa the country.. I had to go to Shanghai, China for some "company business" I will probably be going back I know this time to pack a case of toilet paper an some cans of heat & eat meals. I'm not saying it was bad. For the first week it was pretty cool. Walking around checkin out the sites an the smells ect.. Then the second week was like #$!(&^!#$()& I gota eat that !#$(_^&!# again!!?? Some of the food was interesting. As long as I didn't know what it was it was ok. I could get hotel american food too, but that was worse then trying to stomache the chinese stuff. All in all I have not serious complaints it was enlightening to visit another country & culture I hadn't seen before. I've traveled all over the world, Australia, Singapore, Thailand, Malaysia, UK Scotland{but of cource} Fiji Islands, Russia {still ranks as my worst trip} Greece... & Canary Islands and the Gold Coast of Africa.. where there is oil I've probably spent at least a week in the country. Nigeria was the WORST business trip I had ever in my life been on. It was the only time I actually feared I could loose my life. While I was there 3 US ex-pats were killed an 2 Swedish guys. Let's say they were out of the company compound after hours an probably associating with the wrong crowd. Well anyways I'm hoping to make it to a DZ Soon.. so if that jar has any jumps in it I could sure use them!! No "bonus" money until later in the year an my expense check is already spent paying CC bills Cya soon!!
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    Missed

    I think I've become a whuffo again... go out of town / country for a month an no one misses you Oh well I AM BACK!!!! Let's get it on.. Now I only have one favor.. I've missed alot of posts an stuff. I've been gone since 8-20 can everyone who has posted something interesting in the last month repost it so I can read them instead of having to go back an dig thru the archives? CYA! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. It's a snipit of a conversation about music sheeeeeeesh! hehe you just jealous your not here "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. I count at this moment there are 32 registered people online on this site right now and 28 Guests... You peeps need to Register and join the fun of a live chat.. Don't be a Guest get with the crowd! C'mon Meet us in Happy Hour!! I's going on now as I type.. here is a small excerpt.. [21:18] true [21:19] ya barn? [21:19] Sudsy: PUT DOWN THE VINYL, STEP AWAY FROM THE TURNTABLE [21:19] HOOK? jim brought back the pic of you and cat from LP!! [21:19] I asked HH if the twinswere traveling with him...no reply [21:19] NO more Luther Vandross for you! This is what your missing in the Live Chat... So cya there.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. I could be an your never gunna know because your in Colo!! heheh "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. I'm there waiting on the FREAKS!! Let's PartAy!! Beers on me!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. I am so hurt.. someone brings up Spaceland and doesn't even ask about me This sounds like a party to me.. Perry, tha-sis and Slappie!! Wahooooooooo! the pond will never be the same! Where's the fire wood?? I can smell a huge huge fire coming soon...... Cya soon sis!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. Hiya folks.. I haven't posted much in the last month.. I've been dealing with personal matters and other things I tend to keep to myself. I have been lurking and reading the posts and have kept up, sort of.... I want to say this.. HH has left the Pub open 24/7 if you want to chat in a live 1 on 1 then come on. The chat server is up 24/7 like most things it has it's times in the shop.. We've kicked "murphy" in his ass and he's stepped in and made a mess of things. But, it's open and you don't have to pop in an see it's empty.. it's not always empty. I might be there.. {most times it's me and my Turbine-Slut} but if your interested post a thread asking for chatters and sit in there for more then 1 min. It takes more then 1 minute for your post to show up here.. lol.. so guys I see you pop'in and then in the same minute pop out.. Give it a chance.. just because your the only one there.. minimize the window with the chat going {check it once in awhile } and start a new one to surf with... someone will show up... I dunno what I'm saying so can someone please direct me to my "feel safe" drugs? anyways.. give the "Pub Chat" a chance, come and sit down and have a talk.. it happens more then just Wed nights now folks Please forgive the mess on my website. I in a fit of rage deleted it all!! ... Like the Six Million Dollar man I'm going to rebuild it "faster, stonger.. ect..." whatever... Bluezzz
  21. http://random.f00f.net/monkeys.html I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. HAHAH C'mon guys!! Ramon you know I am just taggin ya! sheeeeesh!! All in jest... Got'Cha!!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. Very good point quade!! Very good point... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  24. Tell ya the truth Zennie.. I think I burnt ramon out the last time I was at the DZ.. I asked him to jump with me.. he told me "sure I'll jump with ya" "unitl my friends get here and I can jump with them" I haven't been back to a DZ since "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  25. There are no Evil Dooers in the Pooh series. Who is the most irresposible figure in the Pooh characters and that's me.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."