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Since we've been watching & playing with flash websites here is a pretty funny one. This link is one I think fits for us "techno skydivers" Strong bad email If you want the home pages this is an all flash website. Homestarrunner It's work safe with pretty much pg-13 adult humor. Lemme know what'cha think "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Actually MSPaint "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Got one even faster baybay!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ok faster the 336 is doable! see---> "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I've been Spanking the Monkey quite a bit an the fastest I've seen is 336mph... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Here are a few you can ponder an pick the one that best suits you "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." "I used to laugh at my dog: like marking his territory was really gonna keep those other dogs away. But since I started doing it myself, I have to admit that my co-workers seldom come into my cubicle any more." "Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software." — Arthur C. Clarke "The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man." "Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted." "For sincere personal advice and the correct time: phone any number at random at 3am." "When you're ten years old, and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again." "Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius." — Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930) "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

ooooooo man that's cold hearted already got 4 votes on the whuffo line "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

YOU CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE!! Dang SD I knew you were big an fall like a greased anvil but dayummmmmmm! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Where is the USA? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I'm so glad I'm a "desk-jockey" now. I've been involved an seen some stuff even the movie industry couldn't recreate or want to try. Anyways I hope everyone was able to evac the rig an there were no serious injuries. From the 3 pictures you've posted it looks at first glance to be a "Maint & Op-error" I'm sure someone is in a nice mahagony paneled office trying to explain what happened.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Your WELCOME!! I had a blast Pippy! I think Spaceland's year end video is deffinetly going to be rated NC-17 !!! heheh "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Okay, let's lay down the ground rules. First, I think we can all agree that Saddam Hussein is without question a latter-day Hitler. He's a butcher of the highest order, a mass murderer, a megalomaniac, and completely off his fucking rocker. What some people dispute is whether or not he's really a danger. Well, make no mistake, he IS. Just because he hasn't tried anything wacky lately doesn't mean he's suddenly seen the error of his evil ways. He is even now devising means of scamming the UN regarding his weapons of mass destruction, thinking of ways to finally shoot down a U.S. Aircraft, and licking his lips at the thought of gassing to death more innocent Kurds, Shiites, and whoever else. And he also is doubtlessly penning even MORE ridiculous romance novels. And for that, he deserves to die. However.... and this is a big however.... it's not that easy. As dangerous as Saddam is, he does serve a valuable purpose. He's a buffer against an even more dangerous and much more insidious foe-- Iran. We NEED Hussein around, because as long as he and Iran are staring down the barrels of each others' guns, they can't aim all of them at us. Let's not forget that the majority of Iraq's population is of the Shi'a persuasion and have been brutally repressed by Saddam's Sunni affiliated Ba'ath party, who demographically are the religious minority. Soooooo, we can't KILL Saddam, 'cause if we do, his likely replacements will be Shi'a Muslims who find a very convenient ally right next door, and that would be very bad for us. So, since we're stuck with Saddam, how do we deal with his hokey bullshit and occasional power plays without upsetting the already-perilous balance of power in the regime? Well, the traditional answer has been sanctions. And sanctions work, right? WRONG. They did work not so long ago, back when the world stood united in righteous, "Don't Fuck With Us Anger" against Hussein. However, that situation has reversed itself completely. Why, you ask? Well, a couple points. First, Russia, China, and that fucking shithole excuse for a country we call France all see potential markets in Iraq-- markets they desperately need. Practical considerations on their part call for an end to the sanctions, and since they all happen to be permanent MEMBERS OF THE UN SECURITY COUNSEL, we can pretty much accept that our UN Support has withered away completely. Second, the Arab countries (that were scared shitless of his crazy ass ten years ago) now see him as a potential ally against Israel. Without question, no matter how dangerous he is to the, his anti-Zionist line has brought him back into the good graces of his Arab neighbors, and there he shall likely stay. And without the Arabs on our side, we really have our hands tied. Third, Hussein has skillfully convinced the world that WE are the bad guys. By painting a picture of starving Iraqi children, he has somehow convinced every kind-hearted, well-meaning non-profit aide group in the world that the Iraqi people are the victims? These are of course completely untrue-- the UN has been more than generous in allowing him the means by which to feed his people. He rejects them, because he can use the image of starving Iraqis precisely as a propaganda weapons against the sanctions. Saddam is a scary combination of twisted and intelligent. Like Stalin, he's purposefully starving his own people-- and he shows them off the news cameras, blaming it on our sanctions? "But... it's not true!" you say. No, it's not..... but so the fuck what? This sick fucking liar has somehow convinced the world that he is the victim, and our support had completely and totally withered away to nothing. Our only remaining ally in this is Great Britain, and as much as I admire the British people, they can't do shit on the world stage. Where does this leave us? Nowhere. As a practical matter, the sanctions are dead-- we just won't accept it yet. It's only a matter of time before we are forced by world opinion to revoke them.... and if we don't, the world's just going to ignore us anyway. And, even more frightening, were we forced again into military action in Iraq, we would be totally alone, without any regional support. And make no mistake-- we would LOSE. So what do we do? Well, it's simple............ Let's give Saddam exactly what he claims to want. Let's make him an offer he can't refuse. Let's say: "Okay, fucker. You want the sanctions gone? No prob..... provided you offer unilateral and unconditional cooperation to U.S.-British Weapons Investigators, and open every warehouse, storage plant, and 'baby milk factory' you have. We'll drop the sanctions completely-- you can sell all the oil you want, buy all the food your people need-- hell, you can be the fucking jewel of the Middle East. But the one nonnegotiable condition of this arrangement is complete and total disclosure/cooperation with our inspection teams, period. And, if at any time, you welsh on the deal, not only will the sanctions be placed back into effect, but swift military retaliation will follow." We pull this card, and Hussein is fucked. Why? He can't win either way. Of course, he won't want to cooperate, but suppose he does. Well, shit we've got what we want. Hussein is defanged, there's no further bloodshed or starvation, and the world is safe again. And, if he doesn't cooperate (and he won't), world opinion wills wing right back against him. He's going to e advertising to the world that he has something to HIDE. Even his staunchest allies will say 'What the fuck/ they're giving you what you want, right?" And pretty soon, they'll clue in to what he really wants.... and he will once again be a pariah in the world community. Then, the world can stand again united against Hussein, and there will be no wiggling out this time. But, as you see, this is all dependent on us playing his own game BETTER than him. We take the moral high road, and he undercuts us through duplicity. Fine, motherfucker, we'll undercut you right back. What are you going to do when the we offer you EVERYTHING you've asked for.... and you REFUSE? I suspect you may have a bit of explaining to do... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

A man won a lawsuit today against his former employer, a alcoholic Brewer, Brahma Brewer, when he claimed that working at the company had turned him into an alcoholic, therefore being terminated by the company for being a lush was not his fault and he should be compensated. He argued that his job responsibilities at the company in the quality assurance department required him to drink 3.2 gallons of beer a day, 40 hours a week for 20 years. He was awarded about $30,000 in damages and a monthly pension for life equal to his old salary of about $2,600. ``Brahma brewing company will have to compensate its senior brewer ... for inability to work due to alcoholism acquired during his 20 years of work in which he had to conduct beer quality tests,'' a court in Brasilia said in its ruling, posted on its Web site. The court, which upheld an earlier decision by a lower court, said Brahma's main crimes were failing to warn him of the risks associated with his profession and failing to conduct medical tests. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Dude! There are some seriously nutzo folks out there! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Gay men in India cut their balls off and live in groups to gain more mobility in society. Although ostracized by Indian society, they are also revered and given greater freedom than most Indians experience. They make a living as bandits, scaring the shit out of people, kicking in apartment doors and demanding money. The people of India say that Eunuchs have special powers and when they demand money, cannot be refused. I say people are just scared to death of any man with balls enough to cut his own balls off. If the Eunuchs don’t get paid, they threaten to curse the family and the child with whatever strand of stupidity drove them to castrate themselves. Needless to say, the checks they get never bounce. One of these modern day Eunuchs we interviewed claimed that he befriended a bunch of these “Eunuchs” then they held him down one night and cut his balls off. Afterwards, he willingly joined their little group, after his wife and kids left him, (I guess they didn’t believe that line of shit either) and now he also terrorizes people at childbirths and weddings, dancing, and chanting and waving his seedless nut sack around for all to see. Our correspondent in India reports to us that in the west, these men, most of whom are obvious flamers, would be stereotyped as homosexual; however, in India they are thought to be something else entirely. I might be going out on a limb here but they are most likely pushed into re-categorizing them because even the most openly gay man in the west would have a hard time coming to grips with parting with his own balls. Once again, we at the zoo promote the tolerance and understanding of the homosexual for no amount of societal prejudice should drive a man to cut his own balls off for social mobility. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

An elderly couple in Munich Germany were found dead in their apartment the other day. Apparently, the elderly woman started having a painful heart attack and was gripping her chest, her husband, also older than Jesus, saw this and tried the best he could to come to her aid, however, he was confined to a wheel chair. So as he was trying his best to maneuver around the furniture in the apartment to get to his wife he tipped his chair over, broke his neck and died right in front of her. Upon seeing her husband fall over and break his neck, this pushed the old lady over the edge, with no reason to live and she gave in to the heart attack, fell straight to the floor and died. Well she should have not been so self-centered on that point of not having anything to live for because they had a pet dog. So now we have two dead people in the living room a few feet from one another, which sadly leaves no one to take care of Yorkshire terrier and it eventually died of starvation. Old people apparently have a history of having it bad in Germany. A Hamburg man was found sitting in front of his television with it on. He had been dead for five years. If any place need to start a “Login’s Run” elderly program it would be Germany. Being old in Germany must be a bitch. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

How did I get dragged into this. I was just posting a stroy I read about some "Darwin Award" wannabes.. sheeeesh "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Drug Addiction is a Disease. It has to be. How else do you explain why people do so much stupid shit in order avoid authorities so they can keep doing them? They will go to any length not to get caught, which indicates to me that they must enjoy their freedom like the rest of us. But at the same time that they will go to almost any length to continue doing drugs, they don’t put in half of that effort in devising a plan to avoid getting caught. The only difference between a drug addict and a three year old in terms of planning is that the drug addict has more experience in life in general which affords him better tools to use in his fucked up ideas. Case in point. Donald C. Milligan Jr. knew he would go directly to jail, he would not pass go and he would not collect $200 if he tested positive for drugs during one of his court appointed random drug tests. So looking at prison if he failed another urinalysis, Donald C. Milligan had very few options. What were his options? 1) He could quit doing drugs. OK, you’re right that isn’t an option. Ok, let’s move on to number two. 2) He could keep doing drugs and go to prison where he could continue to do all the drugs he wanted. “Been there, done that. Prison is for criminals. I just want to get high I don’t want to hurt anybody.” 3)Ok, then lastly I guess you could always masquerade a dildo as a penis and try to fool the police? He chose the third option. Donald Milligan modified a dildo so that it would pass his friends piss instead of his own into the specimen cup and in theory this would fool the probation department technician, providing that his friends piss was clean of cocaine and opiates secure his freedom. Milligan connected the dildo to a glue bottle filled with his friend’s urine and went for it. He actually put makeup on the fake penis in an attempt to match his own skin color.It would have worked except for two things.One, he wasn’t relying on the officer that was with him being trained to observe the sights and sounds of pissing. That is what that fancy term "probation department technician" means…a piss officer.Yes, police actually train someone to be able to tell the difference between someone who is really pissing and someone who is faking it.And the second thing Milligan overlooked was that when the piss officer discovered what he was doing with the discolored plastic penis, which poorly matches his complexion, the officer ordered him to come up with a legitimate piss sample.Both Milligan and the piss he brought in from his friend in the hollowed dildo both tested positive for cocaine and opiates.Damn guy, if you are going to ask someone to provide you with piss to pass a drug test, why ask someone that you don’t smoke crack with. Visiting Common Pleas Judge William E. Mahon sent Milligan to prison yesterday for a year for violating probation. "Anybody who would go through an elaborate scheme like this has to have something wrong with him," Mahon said as he sentenced Milligan according to the Cleveland Plain Dealer.I agree. Anyone who asks another drug addict to piss for him so he can beat a drug test must have something wrong with him. I guess news of using fake dicks to pass urinalysis tests travels fast because the next day Micah Sheehan, 37, of San Antonio like Donald Milligan also tried to use a fake penis to pass a urine drug test. Sheehan a known heroin addict on probation for burglary would also be returned back into prison if he failed any of the mandatory twice weekly urine tests.Also like Milligan, first the piss officer noticed that the bleached-pink fake penis was a different color than Sheehan's skin.Oops. "There were too many telltale signs," Garcia the piss officer said. "He had this 8-inch penis in his hand squeezing urine out of it. He fumbled with it, and it fell out of his shorts, and he caught it before it hit the ground."The urine, which was not Sheehan's, was actually cold because he had kept in a refrigerator. A probation department technician who was watching Sheehan provide the urine sample realized something was wrong because the urine was discharging from all different angles like water shooting from a sprinkler.Sheehan, who likely now will be sent to prison to serve his 10-year burglary sentence, was four months away from finishing his probation. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

SO YOUR THE ONE POP! Good job! We need some fine hottie FF's !! Well more then we already have! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

If that's not an eye opener! I was part of that generation "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

We wouldn't need a CamFlyer.. We'd all have our point of views. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I'm not sure if it's been done. But they're totaly insane! hehe sounds like alot of fun! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."