Slappie
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A little boy comes running into the kitch screaming "MOMMY MOMMY I JUST PUSHED A MAN OF A CLIFF!!!!" Mother: "So what did your father say?" Boy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies an a truck load of bowling balls? You can unload the babies with a pitchfork... ChaChing! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I piece of string crawls into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve string in here" so dejected the string leaves. Next day the string crawls back in the same bar after tying itself into a not. The bartender looks down at the string an says: "We don't serve string in this bar. The string answers I'm "a fraid-knot" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Personaly Kinney I wouldn't get involved with it. I'm sorry your friend is going to have to go back to her country. For your safety an health I wouldn't suggest even trying to beat the INS at their game. Jessica Wanna help me smoke the contents of this baggie? A friend of mine said it was some "killer chit" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I just might be up for that next year.. I still like the idea of us doing RW on our backs, turning points an stuff.. then tracking away on your back.. to flip over an deploy when the dive is over "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Whuffo: A person or persons who stand on the ground staring into the sky with a dumbfounded amazed look on their faces. Pointing to the heavens exclaiming "Whuffo they jump from that perfectly good aeroplane?" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I'm sorry to hear your having a hard time getting into the US. I thought you have lived here an worked in the US before? Doesn't that have some kind of help in coming back? Just curious.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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We've converted ANOTHER ONE!! muahahahahaaaaa *dark side 0wnz you!" Now you have to have your dark shades with you at all times an wear them even when the sun has gone down.
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Thanks to those who helped me attain such a prestigious title as the "Pooh-Bah" *** Definition for pooh-bah ... *** n : an arrogant or conceited person of importance [syn: {high-muck-a-muck}] *** End of definition. See now I'm a person of Importance!! hehe "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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1500!!!!!!! YaY!! I did it.. now I can go drink beer.. I'm a Pooh-Bah I think.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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When I was in college I got this nickname. I went to UT in Austin an was on an outing in San Antonio. We we're closing a bar down an I fell thru an open window over a guard rail, across a sidewalk, over another guard rail an into the river walk... My buds called me "Slapnutz" an since then it's been shortened to Slappie.. or Slap.. most people on the street who know it call me Slap.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I'm actually an Astros fan.. But I'll cheer for any teamw ho can beat St Louis.. Doesn't look like the D-backs are going to have a chinamens chance in hell now.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I like pussy.. an I thought the picture was cute. It's two kittens acting out the Sparring session in "The Matrix" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I'm not normaly a PW but I only need 4 more to reach 1500... Anymore questions? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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puffies an sunshine! Going to be a wonderful weekend! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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ONly 7 more posts for me to reach another benchmark in my chase for the top spot in the "PostWhore Hall of Fame" Help me out folks! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I don't think I've gone gay.. just blind.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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My eyes are burned from their sockets!! Thanks sunshine I will never be the same again! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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My dad is 72 an has smoked since he was 16. We've had this conversation over an over again. People knew even back then smoking was terribly bad for your health. They were not sheep with the wool pulled over their eyes. IT's politics period. He's said more then once he wants to sue the goverment an the military. When he was in the Army the field sargents used to scream out "Smoke um if ya got-um" an he did as told because everyone had smokes. They were give in the "meals" sea-rations 2 packs of some popular cigarette at the time, Lucky Strikes, Camel non-filter.. ect.. If you think for a minute the people 50 years ago didn't know that smoking could kill you an probably would your living in a dream world. An if they believed the advertising then they are morons. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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OMFG!! There is actually an Organisation for the Advancement of FAT PEOPLE! http://www.naafa.org/ I'm not knocking peeps with alittle extra weight but sheeeeeeeeeshus! I could loose a few pounds around the waiste {spare tire syndrom} but these whales {I mean women} could loose a whole GOODYEAR plant an still be FAT!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I smoke a pack an a half a day sometimes more when I'm having some adult beverages. But at a convienent store they run about $4.35 a pack. I've been getting coupons from Marlboro that give me $7.50 off a carton. When a carton can run as much as $35 it's a nice savings. This is just outrageus what has been done to the "smoking minority" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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crawls into a corner an stares into space drool running down his chin.. shivering mumbling "cheerleaders AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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OK!! ENOUGH!! I WILL CARRY THIS MENTAL SCAR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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What do you mean a sealion? SHE IS A WHOLE PACK OF SEALIONS!! LMFAO! I swear the ones on the beach are lucky they weren't shoved back in the water!! If I would have seen that going on I would have called the Whale Rescue Squad. SAVE THE WHALES! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Enough! This thread an the pictures is like a train wreck. You look once an have to keep looking to make sure your seeing things the way they really are.. Thos women are ******* FAT! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
