Slappie

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  1. We're knights of the round table, We dance whenever we're able, We do routines, and chorus scenes, With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. Hmm actually I'm thinking Blazing Saddles, but I'm sure I'm wrong. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  3. This is easy, just a most hilarious exchange in one of the most quoted movies of all time. "What are you then?" "I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king." "What are you doing in England?" "Mind your own business." ________________________________________________ "You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets." "I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  4. Extremely hard one here. "Don't give me that sanctimonious shit! It's over, because you say it's over?! You don't get it do you? You passive aggressive piss-ant! You are not wiping away 32 years of making me feel like a piece of crap, simply because you choose not to fight!" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. Another one.. *hint* close to the end of the movie: "Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears, right about . . . now." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  6. Wow! Good job. I thought it was obscure enough no one would get it. This one is from one of my faves: "Candlesticks always make a nice gift. And, maybe you can find out where she's registered, maybe a place setting, or maybe a silverware pattern is good." edited to add quote.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  7. hehe wasn't being serious! now to make it up to us, let's see the real things. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. damn damn damn ...i'm still at work... grrrrrrrrrrrr You didn't miss much.. They posted some one elses boobies, trying to pass them off. Blah.,. I'm shunning the thread now. I hate being teased then lied too.. At least they came forward with the truth.. still bleh "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. Meet the Parents "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. OK I SAY STRING HIM UP!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  11. Aliens "God gave men larger brains than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. "I can fix it.." My dads a tv repairman." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  13. Taking a guess here, Full Metal Jacket? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. Damn it hasn't flamed yet.. hmm maybe the pervs are in hiding. I dont think it's become common knowledge a newbie wants to post boobies yet.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. Ok, this thread is fixing to become a flamer!! 1, 2 ,3 ...... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. My GF reads these posts all the time. *shrugs* She knows me.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. Slappie

    Acts of Gord

    I'll let the website speak for itself. http://www.actsofgord.com/ I'm still snickering. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. Well I think I'll just have to take Thursday off and camp at the Airport. I'll search for cuties carrying rigs, looking for beer and cute guys. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. Yup yup, I posted this game awhile back.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. I figured it out. It's in 2 weeks. I might even be in better shape to jump then. Aggie I still need some directions from Houston. Thanks man.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  21. Hey Hey!! Is this this weekend? If so I wanna goooooooooooooo!!! I need someone to talk me back into the air. Chicks just might be able to do that. AggieD please send me directions via email or pm.. I might not even crack any aggie jokes. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. Slappie

    Swoop 2

    I saw the ad. Was rather disturbing. Made me want to give up eating hot dogs. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. Slappie

    need vibes

    What happened? Texas to much for ya? You wanna go live with the fruits and flakes? Whatever it is Pop you know I'll send ya vibes brah! Hope it all works out.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  24. Your not even in the US! What are you bitching about? -- edited to add the smilies so I don't get a red hot fork! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  25. I've never used mine. But I've gotten some SUPER SPAM!! Same email 47 times this morning. I just check it daily now to clean it out. So it's not using to much disc space. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."