Slappie

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  1. Is your name Steve? Steves with track lighting are always gay. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. He did in the past, not current. He actually bought the first rig that I owned. I've since sold it like the dumbass, thinking I'd not want to jump again. Oh well you live and learn.... I will be getting current Conway so you can teach me how to fly on my belly.. that is if you're not to good to jump with a newb "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  3. I really think turtle grabs his tongue and says that shit outloud so he can spell it. Walk by his office and hear him "aaaee - buuae - sceeee - duhee - " then a stream of typing as he's posting it on DZ.com "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  4. They redid some songs with Jay-Z "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. Oh man that's fucked up.. seriously it is in some strange reason. Kinda subliminal ya know. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  6. Ties suck. Get these instead. restraints Fuck that! That shits expensive. I can buy my dayglow ties in major bulk for as much as one of those cuffs cost... High maintinance women turn me on.. RawR GFD "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  7. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. Now I would never do anything like that on such a serious thread as this one. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. Jeez now I've got to tell my mom we're driving to Az just so she can make a tandem. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. I have a special glow in the dark supply. Check the pic. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  11. Ok Aggieland is off the list of DZ's I'm taking my mom.... buncha sicko pervs wanna jump with my mom nekkid.. Granted she might take you up on it... on second thoughts, she hates aggies "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. Who the fuck said nekkid? Now that's just gross!! Ohh man, my mom on a nekkid tandem!! turtle you sick bastard!! excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with clorox. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  13. Hey I'm getting current this year!! 05 is my return!! My mom is doing her tandem this spring early summer so I have to get current before then so I can jump with her. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. Damn I get that shit from a n00b at least once a quarter.. No it did not come from masturbation.. if you really want to know, search the site. You will turn up the real story as to why I'm nicknamed Slappie. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. Sissy Dog Pot, lemme introduce you to Kettle "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. masturbation... plain and simple "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. Ugh, now all those bad poker jokes are in my head. I need a good poke.... for the love of god make it stop. I think i've been acting weird today... Lick-her in the front.. poke-r in the rear!! An sunny nothing new today then every other day... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. I'm undecided if I'm drinking tonight or not. Depends if I can afford a bottle of Jager or not. Getting bored with drinking my beer without my Jager. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. How about a poker game at your house this weekend? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. Wow, i think you just said i'm not worthy of a 16 hour drive. Excuse me while i go cry. (Actually i'll just take out my sadness by being mean to remster on IM) I guess Remtard wasn't on IM because you bashed on me. I'm not old... I'm wise and distinguished
  21. Slappie

    phones 4 u?

    No it's a photoshop thing... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. I hate you both, so there!! Neener Neener - I'm not on the hate list anymore. Give me a minute.... sunny I have somethings to tell you "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. Slappie

    Ugly Shoes

    Those are awesome! I'd love a pair of those... Wow could you imagine doing 4-way with those on? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  24. Wow you people are easy... *snicker* just a wee bit of proding and you're bashing Remtard. I love it! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  25. Hmm nice.. I've never been there. When you reach paradise will you send me an invitation? WAIT Just adopt me When invited into the Playboy mansion, you can only invite other (attractive) females. No males can be invited, unless they are directly invited by Hefner. That's not a big deal, once cocheese takes over and turns it into his paradise, we're all going to live at the Hef Mansion "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."