Slappie
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I apologise man. I understand about the read/not read deal. I figured it was Aggiedaves old sig and everyone who reads dz.com has seen it. It's even been the discussion of an entire thread to itself. That was the funny part about the signature... Just get over it and curse me all ya wish. You need to throw some curses at Aggiedave to, he's the guy that started it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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GUYS: if your girl asked you to pump iron, would you?
Slappie replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
Well the question is showing a very shallow and superficial side to your personality. It's rather unapealing to be so young and be so "looks oriented" get over the looks. Those fade babe.. Trust me you'll start sagging in a short 10 years and wonder to yourself.. What happend. Think about it this way... What if I promised to give you more cock, BUT you had to lose 15 lbs and tone up your ass? I can't stand a flabby ass.. Or you needed to tone up your stomache, I think it needs some work. Would you run to the gym and start working out to tone up for me (any man) I think you would slap me across the face, start crying in anger and probably pack your bags or make me move out.. Depends on the situation. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." -
GUYS: if your girl asked you to pump iron, would you?
Slappie replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
I don't complain at all about not getting enough sex. My gf takes very good care of me. Hell I'm sure is you asked her, she'd say she wants more! I answered your question, don't try to pin shit on me because you don't like my answer. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." -
I hate to be one to say this.. most of us warned you to try and get Mike to hire a lawyer. Those scavangers are good for something. Sorry to hear it's not the best news. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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GUYS: if your girl asked you to pump iron, would you?
Slappie replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
No way.. if she doesn't like me the way I am, then she can hit the front door. I'm not an unatractive man and I don't work out. I plan to loose some weight and quit smoking in the future. But I'm doing these things for me, not for my GF. Granted she'll be a bit more happy that I've decided to quit smoking. She just doesn't know what it's going to be like to live with me without smokes, let alone listen to me whine about wanting some huge steak wrapped in bacon smothered in melted lard with lots of salt!! Your question is asking if I would work our just because she asked. My answer is NO. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." -
GUYS: if your girl asked you to pump iron, would you?
Slappie replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
No... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." -
And what a nice "two" they are! I'll drink a to that! Here's to mailin and her two!! . . ....t-shirts!! what did you think I meant? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Hey the thread was what sigs did or do you like. I just posted a couple I found really amusing or original. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Dang you had me stare at your breasts again!! Shit I have to go back and look, I couldn't remember what the shit actually had printed on it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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You all can enjoy yourself and your country music dancing. I don't dance, then there is my dislike of country music all together. I'll sit in the corner and scream BULLSHIT when your supposed to during the song. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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FUCK HIM!! oh wait.. man this is a post about me.. duh! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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This one was a fave of mine. Edited to remove executable link...... I always like this quote "Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs." I actually used this one as my sig quote for my gaming forums. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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SNICKERS CANDY BAR The Snickers candy bar was introduced in 1930. The Snickers candy bar was named after a horse owned by the Mars family. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Ok monkeys in the zoo throw shit. Monkeys coming from someones ass would be like shitting monkeys. Would the shit monkeys throw shit or whould they throw each other? I had a point to this post but I think it got caught up in all the shit being posted. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Right, and monkeys'll fly outta my butt...... ~R+R... I'm sure they sell some meds for that condition. I would alreast hope so. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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What about a natural woman with big breasts? ~R+R... YOU RULE!! But we gota give the ladies with the B cups or smaller some luvvin too. They're the ones who think they need to spend $k on implants to look like those who were blessed with big breasts! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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I can quit at anytime. I just choose not to. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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You wear your burnt orange, I'll wear purple and we'll see how many fights we can get into... Hell ya and we can stand around telling each other aggie jokes. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Boobies are AWESOME!! I'm a real man myself. I prefer the non-enhanced al la natural type. You can ALWAYS tell if they've been enhanced. But, sometimes there just so bad you have to look twice to make sure... These women got some really fucked up breat implants surgeries. Then they still posed for photos. ***WEBSITE IS NSFW*** Ivan these aren't even safe for you!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Perky your funny!! I'm a Longhorn I know from past experiences what CS has to offer. LOL I needed some instuctional education. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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WOW I like the Ikea store here in Houston. I've even bought some stuff from them. This is insane though!! And they call us barbarians!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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well dayum!!! Is Slappie always this hard to deal with???? HAH Yes.. I called and got the machine.. I sent an email and hopefully will know something soon. tspillers check your email. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Ok this is the start. I'm making a call. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It is safety day.... And you COULD get your ass in the air.... Me jump? That's a really scarey idea. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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Nevermind I just re-read your post and you'll be in College Station on the 12th. I'm not to up to drinking like vikings during the week. Maybe a small happy hour but that would be the extent of my visit if it's to happen during the week. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."