Slappie

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  1. Well that's the beauty of leetspeak. I can MAKE UP what I think you said.. It looked like LIXS So I wanted to lick them too "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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  4. I was being serious and giving all those clueless skydiving parent a guide to the evils of the internet. You guys have hijacked my thread into some l33tf3st and scr3w3d the p00ch! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. HAHA billvon you think of everything. Must be a curse to be that smart. Have you figured out how to disable the red button in the dungeon yet? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  6. I think you would just hurt, and hurt alot. Just think if there was connection lag. Your conscious mind didn't actually get to your body at 13k feet for 20 seconds after you materialised at altitude. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  7. I find this kind of amusing. I don't know why, but it's funny.. Fear not all you clueless parents it's Microsoft to the rescue "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. Zennie my head hurts now.. I'm glad I didn't see this along time ago. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. OMG someone stole my login and posted that mussy fluffy dryer lint crap. I would never ever get caught being nice or somethin on here. /grumbles "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. fluff shhhhh diva don't tell anyone ok? small one for the weekend.. dont let it get out, kk. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  11. Do you guys realize... there are more chickens on this planet then people. Seriously we have to eat them or they'd take over. This brings to mind my theroy. Chickens are actually aliens that were sent to this world millions of years ago to take over. Hence the chicken and egg question. The answer is they were made by some aliens to invade and take over. And their reproduction method was to lay eggs. So the the chicken was first. The aliens sent them in little egg shaped space rockets. Tis true I know, the aliens that stole my motivation told me. Took awhile to beat it out of them with my empty Jager bottle but I got the truth. They should never have tried to take my beer. I didn't mind much taken my motivation, I didn't use it much.. but don't touch my beer or Jager. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. I've chosen April 4th to be my first smoke free day. Since my birthday is April 2 I'm going to drink like a viking all weekend. Then Monday morning I'll go smoke free. It's my gift to myself. That and I promised my dad who smoked for some 50+ years I'd quit. He himself quit last March due to a stroke. So he's all happy for me. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  13. I guess I'm going to die. Might be a nice change of pace. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. Try vinyl lettering. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. I haven't called him a punk ass bitch because he's droppin the dime on anyone. I call him names because he is. He's a worthless has-been looking to make a buck. What better way to do that then get one national tv and hock your wares to 60 minutes. He's a fuckin jerk asshole who knows he wasted his life on drugs and squandered his baseball riches on legal fees and dope. Bonds did bring this whole scandle back to the top of the scum pond. If Bonds wouldn't have been so flambouyant and so cocky about his "new muscle" and hitting power. No one would care. BUT Since he broke the records and has now gotten himself investigated. They found his supplier.. Now the media is all over it. Again if he wouldn't have been so gungho to break the records no one would have investigated him or his past. Canseco is just a side-show in the MLB now. He's using this time because he can get the most Camera Time to sell his book. Canseco was a freak, is a freak and he's a punk ass bitch like he's always been. I never once liked him then and I like him even less now. He should get back on eBay and auction more weekends at his house for $3k a trip. Fuckin bitch! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. 12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ... 13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 14. New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... 15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. You bad influence! Fuckin alkies always getting people toasted "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. The whole league even the fans were fine to let sleeping dogs lie. Until Bonds... Bonds started this whole steroid issue. If Bonds would have just been happy to be a player and not strive to bash records no one would be any wiser about the roids and the media wouldn't be eating this up. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. Please see attachment.... Paragraphs are your friend. That hurt my eyes to read it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    *runs in and kills the thread then runs out* hope no one saw me.. turtle has retired again don't want to drag his weak addicted ass back into the bonfire "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  21. Regardless whether he's right or wrong Canseco is a Punk Ass Bitch! He always has been and always will be. He's someone that had talent and pissed it all away. When a pro sports figure is so broke he's got to auction "weekend get aways" at his mansion w/him for $3000! He's a weak punk! Now he's hit the book circuit and what better way to boost book sales. Let's trash the sport that made him. He is a washed up has been. The simple fact we're sitting here talking about him, is giving him the publisity he wants & needs to SELL HIS BOOK.. PEOPLE HE IS TRYING TO SELL A BOOK!! It's probably 90% fiction. Not to say some of the jerks he's fingered aren't guilty. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    Oh turtle got skymama spanked!! It was awesome!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. "Shot Down in Flames" - ac\dc dedicated to GFD "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    I am at least back on the first page. I was on the second or third for awhile. edit to repair my broken sentence. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    Are you calling skymama a whore? *gasp* the forks are ringing! Run everyone! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."