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I bet it's not as deep and cushy as mine is

An insurance bill went from $125 a month to $78 a month

HOOOOOOOOOOOT I loike it ahlaut ..no! JTVal shouldn't change his avatar it's benefiting me as Best Diet Plan I've ever tried...quick results You have to be one messed up person to think I'm hot. *sigh* I guess my av isn't having the effect I figured it would. Skydivers are a buncha train wreck watchin, rubber neckers. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I get 5 sick days a year and we can roll them over up to 20 banked. Well I've only ever banked 10. I call them "sick n tired" days and I'll do it maybe twice or three times a year. Most of the time I schedule a vacation day if I know I need a day off. I'll turn a regular weekend into a 3 day weekend. I have to admit, there are some days after a major project that's wrecked me I'll call in "sick n tired" ... my boss normally knows when it's one of those days and he's pretty cool about it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I'm jumping a VX79, I compete on the Pro Swoop tour. Look for me at a DZ near you. I don't just swoop ponds, I make them when I drag my foot. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ok whoever voted "I love the look" is either lying or sicker then me. Now a WOW your HOT!! YOu buncha freaks!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ok I had to do it. Jtval is grossin me out with his navel avatar. I threatend to use this one until he changes his. So remember vote accordinly. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I want a beer and a sammich. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Derek, you think military contractors proofread or spell check? HAHAHA AAAaaaa "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Great... I dreamt that Michael Jackson was trying to have sex with me last night. Whoa! That shit you've been smoking has bad bad juju.. Actually, I think the problem is that I went to bed completely sober last night... DONT SMOKE THE BABY!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

OMG This was a most awesome thread!! May you and your 3 hole punch live a long and prosperous life together. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

which guy? only recently has that been true lol You have a point jt, you've got me on the post numbers... I beg of you please for all that is holy change the avatar. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ok if you don't change that avatar. I'll load the fat guy up and use it as my avatar again. You've been warned. Remember your friends here on dz.com I post ALOT more then you. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

You have no idea what a huge kick I got outa that thread. Specially with SkymonkeyONE going ballistic!! He got smacked by it and man did he get pissed. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Great... I dreamt that Michael Jackson was trying to have sex with me last night. Whoa! That shit you've been smoking has bad bad juju.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Deja Vue? Oh hush Rev. are you stalking me? Sure, but I'm not really the one stalking. I'm just a proxy. p.s. 'bout time YOU are the one that got hit with that link! I don't know why you're all worked up over me and that link. I'm not the one who started this BS in the first place. Send your angry emails and PMs to AggieDave he started this shit. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I have to sprinkle in some meaningfull posts once in awhile to account for all the shit I spew. Kind of a karma thing. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle; when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the two cups of coffee..... *************************************************** A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, " I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things---your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else -- the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal." Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand." One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Deja Vue? Oh hush Rev. are you stalking me? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

lol, that's fantastic You vixen you. C'mer you need a spanking!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Blah now all my posts are marked read. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Look for a used Yugo. Those things are like tanks! They last forever. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Woot! At least I wasn't in this dream with cigar babies! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Yea 3 years and I was still a baby... I'm pretty confident just nervous about the door demons. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Tomorrow is the day... I'm getting nervous again. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."