Slappie

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  1. So are non jumpers allowed to come party and stuff too? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. Must date a gamer.. that is a sigh of knowing. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  3. This is sent out to you with love... Let's make love "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  4. Screw you man, at least i dropped off beer before I went back to work..so kiss my ass Now why would you think I'm flipping you off? You contributed didn't you? Well fuck off! *smooch* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. No it's because you don't swallow and you don't put out on the first date. j/k I know you're a sweet innocent school teacher. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  6. A - Applesauce B - Beer! C - Cookies D - Dykes! E - Erythromycin (for the ant bites) E - Eggs (hard-boiled) F - Frog legs G- Guinness H - Heineken... a choice. I - Irises, for my girl J- Jerks like me who forget to bring flowers J - Jerky J - Jack Daniels! or Jim Beam K - Krispy Kremes! L - Lemons M - Margaritas! N - nitrous oxide O - Orangutan - he's my pet, but could be tasty too P - You know!!! PUSSY!! Q - quality beverages
  7. Really now? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. I can't read it.. I'm laughing to hard from the n2o "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. Funny you should ask.. I know just the place Shrunken head headquarters can i get one without that rope stuff? those aren't real tho. "made from animal skin" Dude.. real would be priceless. Do you want to jump and have a shrunken head or do you want to have a shurken head? Think about it.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. A - Applesauce B - Beer! C - Cookies D - Dykes! E - Erythromycin (for the ant bites) E - Eggs (hard-boiled) F - Frog legs G - Guiness H - Heinekin... a choice. I - Irises, for my girl J - Jerks like me who forget to bring flowers J - Jerky K - Krispy Kremes! L - Lemons! M - Margaritas! N - nitrous oxide
  11. Funny you should ask.. I know just the place Shrunken head headquarters "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. E is as far as my picnic got? E? jeez that's lame.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  13. A - Applesauce B - Beer! C - Cookies D - Dykes! E - Erythromycin (for the ant bites) E - Eggs (hard-boiled) for continuity... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. I loved that!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. I used to smoke and was pretty well built stud.. now I don't smoke... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. That's right, I'm going on a picnic and here is what I'm bringing: A - Applesauce "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. I'm not going to say how long it's been since I jumped... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. Done I vaguely remember doing this last year or was it the year before.. anyways, I'd vote for her any day "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. Zeemax I saw it.. they showed you behind the mic. You and you're blonde head was hard to miss. Was more a head shot was all. Very MTVish the way the cut from clip to clip. Spent some time with Faceless disguised and voice altered. Just a human interest story from across the pond it seemed to me. Why doesn't your show do something spotlighting "Dogging" in the area. Now that's more human interest. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. newb GIYFS "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  21. Mister Rogers in a blood soakd sweater! Dude I'd pay a dollar to see that. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. Did you not see? He got hammered.. Chuck Norris is a fake. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. (X) Had an irish car bomb (X) Given oral sex (X) Received oral sex ( ) Jumped at more than 5 dz (X) Crashed a rental car (X) Totalled a car (X) Broken a bone (X) Been drunk dialed (X) Drunk dialed someone (X) Masturbated in a public setting (X) Had sex in a public setting ( ) Have completed a marathon (X) Have lied to your boss (X) Played hookie from school (X) Played hookie from work (X) Taken Public transportation to work ( ) Have eaten ethiopian food ( ) Kissed a member of the same sex (X) Owned a dog (X) Owned a cat ( ) Owned a bird (X) Played a sport in HS (X) swam (X) Post whored before having sex (X) Post whored instead of having sex (X) Stolen a lighter (X) Purchased a water pipe ( ) Wore women's underwear (X) Wore men's boxers (X) Set something on fire accidentally ( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day ( ) Pulled your reserve ( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run (X) Have eaten bugs (X) Riden a motorcycle ( ) Riden a Segway (X) Piloted a sailboat (X) Purchased something on-line (X) Met someone from dz.com (X) Slept with someone from dz.com (X) Lied to your SO (X) Photo copied your butt ( ) Photo copied your breasts (X) Cheated on a test (X) Smoked a cigarette (X) Drank so much you threw up (X) Crashed a friend's car ( ) Stolen a car (X) Been in love (X) Been dumped (X) Shoplifted (X) Been laid off/fired (X) Quit your job (X) Been in a fist fight (X) Had another person's blood on you (X) Snuck out of your parent's house (X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (X) Been arrested (X) Gone on a blind date (X) Lied to a friend (X) Skipped school ( ) Seen someone die (X) Been to Canada (X) Been to Mexico (X) Been on a plane (X) Been lost (X) Been on the opposite side of the country (X) Gone to Washington, DC (X) Swam in the ocean (X) Felt like dying ( ) Cried yourself to sleep (X) Played cops and robbers (X) Recently colored with crayons (X) Sang karaoke ( ) Paid for a meal with only coins (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (X) Made prank phone calls... (X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue (X) Danced in the rain (X) Written a letter to Santa Claus (X) Been kissed under the mistletoe (X) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about (X) Blown bubbles (X) Made a bonfire on the beach (X) Crashed a party (X) Gone roller-skating (X) Ice-skating (X) Stole traffic signs (X) Been in a car accident (X) Watched porn (X) Cheated on someone (X) Been skinny dipping DAMNNNNNNN need some more options. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  24. This flash has a very catchy toon.. Ultimate Showdown "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  25. HAHA I've often thought about trying those recipes. I've never done it though... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."