Slappie

/wave to Rabbitt I've tried to burn the old Rabbitt hole down more then once. I haven't spoken to ya in awhile. Gratz on all the accomplishments you've made since I was last out there. If I jumped, it'd be a privlidge to jump from your plane. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Thank you so much you guys are awesome!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Yeah, that last little adventure kinda pushed the envelope Dang man.. a partial banning.. dude sucks to be you. I'd rather be banned all the way, then only have part of my acct banned. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Boobies

Then were was my Happy Birthday thread for April 2nd? huh? I didn't start my own thread... but no one started me one either. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Happy Birthday Chelle "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21. ========================================================== Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss! 12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13) Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through>oil filter and twist off. 16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer. 17) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new>garage door opener. 18) Sunday: Skip church because "I gotta finish the oil change." Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it bach to Kragen to recycle. 19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18. 20) Beer? No, drank it all yesterday. 21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer. 22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 24) Remember drain plug from step 11. 25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard along with drain plug. 27) Drink beer. 28) Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas. 29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw Kitty litter on oil spill. 30) Drink beer. 31) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame. 32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31. 33) Begin cussing fit. 34) Throw stupid crescent wrench. 35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy. 36) Beer. 37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required t o stop blood flow. 38) Beer. 39) Beer. 40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil. 41) Beer. 42) Lower car from jack stands. 43) Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil. 44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during steps 23 - 43. 45) Beer. 46) Test drive car. 47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. 48) Car gets impounded. 49) Call loving wife, make bail. 50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money spent: Parts $50.00 DUI $2500.00 Impound fee $75.00 Bail $1500.00 Beer $40.00 Total - - $4,165.00 But you know the job was done right! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I am so not winning this poll you freak! Now if it was sexIEst. I would so win! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

FINE! I have your coffee mug and you're never going to see it again. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

That should cover the cost of airfare.... g Back off chica! $600 could get me current or realllllyyy drunk. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I was spending someone elses money - Bought a 42" flatscreen, and a fax copier and printer, and in 3 minutes I'm off to go spend some more. Today is kind of light. Need some help? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Where the hell you been? Find that coffee mug yet? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I''m offended.. please do something about this. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

That's pretty old.. but I'll go around saying it anyways. I like the sound.. Fucktard fucktard FUCKTARD FUUUUUUCCCKKKTTAAARRDDDDDD .... fucktard "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

*videos* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

CLASSIC!!! /bow to GFD she is my (s)hero!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ya just let lose you mama's boys. I aint skeert. The Bonfire needs to lighten up. Used to be able to say stuff and not get blasted for a PA. So I gave Bonfire the "Offical, Unoffical Goodbye Thread" and now I give you "The PA Thread" Rules are.. there are no rules as long as your PA is directed at me. So no one else in thread gets offended. You can get creative and PA someone subliminaly, but I seriously doubt anyones got that much brain power around here. From the general flush an pussywhipped topics and chat.. Let's see it or are you skeert? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

fuck this.. my birthday is Sunday. Good luck you quiters. /mumbles losers the lot of ya.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

WOW You're sexy.. passes the coffee cup under the table Wonder why there are no comments about the Buckeyes an boobies? This place is losing it's edge I tell ya.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Asking.. just heard the song for the millioneth time on the radio. Singing to the lyrics I thought it was.. Go online do a search and it's fucking jibberish. So I'm asking you peeps, which do you think or know is correct? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Stranglehold - Ted Nugent A. Gonna cruise is a bitch now baby You know you can't do me 'round If your house gets in my way baby You know I'll burn it down You remember the night that you left me You put me in my place Got you in a stranglehold now baby You better cross your way B. Gotta cruise it's a bitch now baby You know you can't do me wrong If your house gets in my way baby You know I'll burn it down You remember the night that you left me You put me in my place Got you in a stranglehold now baby Gunna crush your face "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Maybe she stole it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Jeez you not to bright are you? doh!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Muahahahahaaaa *runs off* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Yup "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."