Keith

I have a video called "The Fluffer"

My thoughts exactly. Next time I think I'll ask that question if he won't kiss me after I "kiss" it. edited to add: Maybe I should ask the question BEFORE I "kiss" it Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I would but you're an innie Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

This belongs in the whiney skydivers thread Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

What are you complaining about? The flap on your rig is hiding your ass in the first one, and your helmet is hiding your bulbous naughty parts in the second. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

That's just redundantly repetitive Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Did you see the episode where he was taking a bubble bath? I was Not disappointed

You Did hear me yodeling Like I said, he's good

Hey I just give credit where credit is due.

he was damned if anyone was going to break into the secret experiment codenamed: AN2. Slowly he set off for the main hangar, keeping to the shadows so that if souleh, the french-candian spy rumoured to be in the area really was out there, he wouldn't see him. Walt liked Jack and prossies, but he liked the element of surprise more... As he approached the door to the hangar, he noticed that the door was unlocked, and left slightly ajar. Gripping his Mag-lite flashlight, he swings the door open, and directs the light into the dark hangar... He saw for a brief moment, a small reflection and quickly turned the flashlight off. Was it the light reflecting off a gun barrel or one of the many empty Jack Daniels bottles scattered on the floor near the AN2? Then he heard the sound.... Walt as his eyes started to focus better in the dark he was able to make out the shadows he saw. It was a silhouette of a beautiful woman dressed in a sexy nighty....as he approached the shadow he noticed it wasnt a woman but it was Keith ...... After a good look at the spectacle, he blows Keith away.... then reaches for the mental bleach.... Boy did you ever blow me away I've heard you were the best at giving blow jobs and you proved it From now on when I need a blow job, you're first on my list Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Yes. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

You are clearly of the mind-set that men should rule the world. I'm not. Women should have the right to choose what happens to their own body whether you like it or not. If you have an issue with abortion don't stick your dick where it may become an issue. Simple as that. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Yes, and I think the only people who should be allowed to vote on women's issues are women. Men should shut the fuck up. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I don't see any fruit topping, so it must just be plain old straight cheesecake. plain old straight, yes I think you're right Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

What kind of cheesecake? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

You whiney tart Yeah, how was your first day at work? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Hey??? How come your post doesn't show you edited it??? I was going to ask what sacry meant? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Oddly yes. I do

You Really Are special airtwardo, and I don't mean short-bus-special. I mean Real Special. Honest Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I was gonna say the same to you and the OP 'gipsi' Awful long bleeding heart post to some n00b that'll hang 'em up before Christmas! I detect jealousy I'll be happy to bleeding-heart-post you too if it'll make you feel better Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

You two should Get A Room Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I took your post as tongue-in-cheek and thought it was funny. Most of the responses you're getting are an attempt at facetiousness (I believe - judging from how I perceive their characters based on knowing them from this forum). The rest you should just ignore and consider them bitter fucktards. Welcome to DZ.com. Hang around and have some fun.

I saved someone's life. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

You sure you're not gay Squeak? I think I detected a bit of a lisp Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I'll hold you to it. Will you be doing any jumping during your quest?