Keith

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  1. I feel your pain. It's been in the mid 70's in Southern California for the last month or so and every now and then a cloud rolls over head blocking the sun and dropping the temperature to the lower mid 70's. When is this madness ever going to end Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. You don't happen to be a procologist do you? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. Don't ever say that to me unless you really mean it 'cause it gets me all excited Got Video? I thought You did Nope....but then again, the night is young! That it is my friend, that it is Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. Don't ever say that to me unless you really mean it 'cause it gets me all excited Got Video? I thought You did Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Don't ever say that to me unless you really mean it 'cause it gets me all excited Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. You must think pretty highly of your self if you think you can do that around here Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. Hey I know it is a strange coincidence, but so would Keith! That would depend on how cute he was. Hey, even I have standards Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Oh, by the way, Yes you're an ass for stealing. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Oh Crap! All this time Mrs. Radcliff has been posting under the user name shropshire Who'd a thunk? Or is that you Clinton?? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. Keith

    Fun Jobs!

    That was funny edited to add: She's got Marty Feldman nipples Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Just because you weren't invited doesn't mean I didn't play. My girlfriend wouldn't like me if I were gay. Hey I wasn't playin' I was a bystander. Your issue was you couldn't get Gia to promise not to laugh when you pulled you pants down Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. en ah whord,yess. LIAR LIAR LIAR you wouldn't even play show me yours if I show you mine at Elsinore that time Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. why are you humming the theme song to the smurfs? 'Cause the TeleTubbys are GAY! Admit it, it's because you're all distracted by TinkyWinky's purple "triangle" Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. I stick it in fruit HELLO Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. At least I taste good Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. That's just sooo vanilla Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. "go go gadget skirt ripper offer" Perv Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. don't stick it in to questionable receptacles Lighten up. It was a joke edited to add: Your nick name says it all Troll Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Keith

    Home Depot

    Is he lisping in your mental image? "Athe is the plathe with the very helpful hardware man." "Thith ith the plathe with the VEEeeeery helpful hardware man" There fixed it for ya Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Keith

    Home Depot

    Now you've left me with a really weird mental image of John Madden doing a commercial for that hardware store. Is he lisping in your mental image? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. I want a disease proof-dick Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Keith

    Home Depot

    Then get a job that requires detail and no customer service. I got out of retail years ago because I had had it with the public. And trust me, packing does Not require detail. Find something that fits with your personality. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Keith

    Home Depot

    Aparently not All gay guys read the manual Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. Keith

    Home Depot

    Not around here The ACE Hardware Store is gay owned and operated. It's over priced and over stocked with accessories. The guys that work there wouldn't know the difference between a toggle bolt and a toggle switch - no kidding. Now I'm not making fun of gay people mind you, some of my best friends are gay Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  25. Keith

    Home Depot

    Judging from how well written your post is and your choice of user names, I suspect you do stayhigh. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville