Keith

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  1. Just goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover. Merciful isn't a word I would have used to describe you Bets. Dominatrix yes, merciful NO Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Keith

    New Greenie!

    Congrats Wendy! I'm sure she won't remember me, however, back when I was but a wee lad and a newbie and rec dot was all we had, she used to give me great canopy advise. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. Was that a magnifying glass I saw on your nightstand when I was over the other day Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. OK, just one more. For you Andrea Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. You're very welcome Skymama and Moodyskydiver. I've got more but don't want to p!$$ off HH with a bunch of nekidness. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. Oh, yeah. I forgot that little detail
  7. Since it's horny Friday . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. oui Monsieur, a French mouse Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Keith

    Skydiver Pets

    Oooooh, go ahead. Spit it out. You know you want to . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. Keith

    Skydiver Pets

    Here's the two guys that run my life, Skylar and Scooter. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Yep, if nobody else gets to see the boobies at least you will. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Keith

    NEW USERS!

    Actually, you can't change your user name. You have to re-register with the new user name. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. As much as I would like to laugh at you Dave, I can't. I did the same thing at the air port in Salt Lake once. I woke up and everyone was looking at me. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. Yep, I had a line over that I cleared the same way once. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Hey Deuce, can you offer a reference to this incident? I've looked high and low and can't find one any where. I'd like to read more about it. Thanks Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Keith

    Your age?

    39 Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. I'll cover Skydive San Diego. I'll be there tomorrow. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. Egads!!! Read the rest of the thread. It's propaganda published by a conservative rag. It's not fact. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Hey that's not bragging. Congrats!!! But, what did you say your hours would be . . . 12 hours a day 6 days a week . . . or somethin'? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Thanks for the compliment Deuce! Wish I could have been on the head down record. I'll have to work on my freeflying skills so I can participate next time.
  21. Not you silly. I jumped with my friend Jason on Sunday. He's working on his A. I was proud of him. His last jump the weekend before was a cutaway. He did really well on his first jump back. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Speaking of squirt bottles full of water, thanks Bets and Michele for the water show on Sunday. The wet speedo was HOT HOT HOT!!! I really enjoyed meeting all of you. Sorry I couldn't do more jumps with you. Next time I'll ditch the newbies and jump with you all. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Convince them your Doctor said you'd die in a week if you didn't get some poontang Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville