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  1. He must be one of Steve's roommates Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. The gay one? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. I was all feeling sorry for the poor bird until I saw the pic with just the feet hanging down then bust out laughing
  4. It's been a real pleasure meeting you too Andrea. You're always welcome to show up at my door unexpectedly. Next time I'd like to do some real partyin' with you; we were waaaaay too sedate this time around. And don't forget . . . vegetarians DO eat meat Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Mind? Betsy you can drool on me any day
  6. We all know I was forced to wear that shirt Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. I had a great time jumpin' with, and meeting you Andrea. If I were straight I'd have to convince you and Betsy that polygamy was a good thing Also, next time the beers are on me. How's about we take up a collection and get Viking some orange juice; me thinks from the sound of things last night he's tired of tang
  8. Jack is a great guy. He offered and we accpted his talents on a belly jump. YES I have proof that Skymama and Sudsyfist can belly jump too Although they took me to the dark side for most of the day I got them back in the real world in the end Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. That's how my Mom used to keep us from faking sick. She'd make us clean the house if we stayed home from school. I guess I have her to thank for my exemplary attendance record Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. Yeah, I got that damn penis song stuck in my head that Andrea posted Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Keith

    SMELLY PEOPLE

    Of course! Where do you think I get all my great ideas Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Keith

    SMELLY PEOPLE

    My ex works in a library. You'd be amazed at the whackos that go into them. They found one guy lying under the study carols painting women’s toe nails. Another guy had set up mirrors on the floor of a stall in the women’s room so he could watch women in the adjoining stalls use the toilet. The list goes on and on . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. One day it'll all be over. Hang in there
  14. I'll be at Elsinore one of the weekend days doing some CRW training. I'll see you then. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. I was there with my niece and nephew on Saturday. I didn’t notice the skydiving video but I did notice a large population of big kids there. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. I wonder why conservatives are always so angry. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. I always get a kick out of it when a woman finds out I'm gay and says, "what a waste." Nice compliment I must say Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. This is a picture of some of the Gypsy Jumpers. Left to Right you have: Steve Barker, Liza Suwczinsky (back to the camera), Joe Mama (King of the Gypsies with his back to the camera, Me, Robert Marshall (standing in the blue shirt) and I dunno who the guy in the orange shirt is. (Edited 'cause I sometimes have dificulty telling left from right ) Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. I guess gun enthusiasts will have to change their catchy phrase to ‘Guns don’t kill people, Dogs do.’ Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. That was just plain mean Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. Keith

    43 Jump Wonder

    Way to go Michele!!!! Welcome back!!!
  22. I can't imagine it offending anyone with a sense of humor Seb. I thought it was funny, but then again I don't offend very easily. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. To me it's just a word. I used to take my Grandfather to dinner and a movie every Sunday evening. One time on my way to pick him up this car was riding my ass (no pun intended ). I didn't think too much of it. When I got to a stop light the car pulled up on my left. The woman in the passanger seat yelled something at me so I rolled the window down and inquired what she was trying to communicate to me. She yelled FAGGOT! (I have a rainbow sticker on the back of my truck). I said, "Yeah so what." She said, "EEEEWWW I bet you suck dick don't you!" I said, "I wouln't be a faggot if I didn't now would I?" She gasped and shut up. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. Somebody should have told you crack is for losers Viking Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  25. I hadn't forgotten, but thanks for the reminder anyway. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville