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  1. Hawkins121
    : 2 : 0 Went back to the dz i did my first aff... I'm still waiting on my rig so I jumped old javelins that reserve pin covers that flap all over the place...... 2nd jump was supposed to be a sunset dive ended up being a night jump
  2. Hawkins121
    and I'm called a Troll
  3. Hawkins121
    If you have ever wanted to flame me or attack me personally here is your chance... Join chat!
  4. Hawkins121
    LMFAOJKLJFKLDJFL:kladsjflkajsdio you are my hero man.....
  5. Hawkins121
    wtf????
  6. Hawkins121
    MUSHROOM BRUISE
  7. Hawkins121
    I would love to change that aspect . I am pretty much fairly laid back and like to have fun in person....just like here BUT in person when some nozzle insults me to my face I have a far more interesting reaction for them than when they are sitting behind their little keyboards acting like a little weasel. Hey! I resemble this remark!
  8. Hawkins121
    For your own health and safety, I wouldn't suggest doing that to the Marines in question. While in uniform you are supposed to keep your cover on. I didnt mean those guys.
  9. Hawkins121
    If I see a guy still wearing his hat during the national anthem I will remove it for him. I do that in nice restaraunts too.
  10. Hawkins121
    OMG PA! PA!!!!!!!1111
  11. Hawkins121
    I agree - I am not a Troll Fucker. Turtle you are the KING of trolls so in a sense, you are a troll fucker! HAHA! TROLLFUCKER! I do go fuck myself. That is true - I am not a troll - I just play one on DZ.COM. I'm confused so i'm going out for the evening... Stay gay all.
  12. Hawkins121
    I agree - I am not a Troll Fucker. God you are boring.
  13. Hawkins121
    buzz kill.... After all we had?
  14. Hawkins121
    I'll admit it... I had sex with monkey and turtle... Once at the same time.. But I promised never to mention that again due to the mishap with Turtle's genetals and fryer grease. Needless to say now I only have sex with Monky
  15. Hawkins121
    OOh really? You dickless, monkey fucking, turtle banging, cocksucker with a face like a dog! Goddamn mother fuckin titty suckin one balled bitch! You gotta ping pong pussy and a rubber dick! Oh and you have bad breath. Hehe...can't believe I still remember those from when I was a kid. I will admit to everything except the mother fucking part... It was my uncle. lmfao @ turtle banging
  16. Hawkins121
    Ginsu Knives.
  17. Hawkins121
    Its ok.. I enjoy the PA's made against me.... I ask the mods not to punish the people attacking me. Let them... As long as I can respond of course. I probably will anyway.
  18. Hawkins121
    Easy princess... It was supposed to be stupid.
  19. Hawkins121
    Following in your mothers footsteps I see. I cant repeat that in my head because the voices of all of the people I have killed will drown it out.
  20. Hawkins121
    Richard, you sure are a Dick.
  21. Hawkins121
    You could always take up heroine.
  22. Hawkins121
    Doesn't that require re-loading? Too much work. Ok, heard this on the radio today: Your mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert, the entire band skips! that depends how good of a shot you are. lmfao! and I thought the days of good "your mama" jokes had faded away.
  23. Hawkins121
    lol! I changed it twice... It was a knee jerk "Your mom" joke and I thought it would get me in trouble with mr von so I changed it to about me making love to pot bellied pigs (Which is true) but someone quoted me before I could edit the post so I had to change it back to my origional mother post.
  24. Hawkins121
    I think you should make a big deal out of it and curse me wildly. Then you should drive to my house and shoot me three times in the chest with a 12 gauge. Then you should put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger... I think that is the only logical course of action for a "Your mother" comment.
  25. Hawkins121
    well, it looks big enough when it is in your mother.