artistcalledian

i love it when Fake America shows its ugly head in people posts Too many yanks are either "in thearpy" for their fucked up childhood, or in their plastic surgeons office for their fucked up ego ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

thanks for sending me a pair of yours, i've got them on inside out right now

At least we have fake teeth given to us by plastic surgeons because our egos demand it over here! Jeff now what's that shit saying you have on here?.... oh yeah "there, fixed it for you" ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

She was put out on inappropriate gear, without adequate instruction to operate the gear in a manner that allowed for a safe landing under an open parachute. The interviews give the impression that the gear failed (the main did not malfunction), or that she was the only person at fault. She was set up for failure by her instructor before she exited the aircraft. Her interviews skew the facts in hopes of obtaining handouts. even though this is a short post, i fell asleep reading it, thanks a "bunch" too bad you woke up. yeah, i woke up and i'd smashed my face in... then all of a sudden loads of people started crying like babies and saying its all my fault, how very queer indeed ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

a glock would be such a cool pet, after all... guns don't kill people ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

She was put out on inappropriate gear, without adequate instruction to operate the gear in a manner that allowed for a safe landing under an open parachute. The interviews give the impression that the gear failed (the main did not malfunction), or that she was the only person at fault. She was set up for failure by her instructor before she exited the aircraft. Her interviews skew the facts in hopes of obtaining handouts. even though this is a short post, i fell asleep reading it, thanks a "bunch" ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

i'm actually sat here laughing at you yanks you're so gung-ho its unreal, the stereotype people in England have of you is SO true. It's no wonder you're country is so fucked up ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

I was thinking more of Dublin

couldn't you get any shoes to fit? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

HOOHA yipy i ay (insert any other brain dead yankie doodle dandy gun toting saying here) etc etc, k m8, bi now ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

Exit/exhaust only?? or in your case, place to speak out of? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

pipe down lad, its for the best etc etc ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

i don't do anything, i won the lottery ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

how about you leave the jokes to us comediens eh? you don't want to look even more stupid ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

what if they had smaked her over the head before she had chance to turn in to Sylvester Stallone and took her gun and used it on her? i'm sure carrying a gun would have been a great idea then this just shows that too many yanks still think they live in the wild west days ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

Milko had me jumping through hoops trying to pass my AFF *groan* ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

they should have just jumped you before you had chance to pull a gun ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

you need to get out more ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

Looking out for yourself should ALWAYS come first. Others come second. Period. A sport?!?!?!?!?!?!? That shit comes a distant LAST when it comes to my health, life and future on this planet. Everyone's negative comments are by far more selfish than her legitimate cries for help. Get off your egotistical, fucking holier-than-thou pedestal of finger-pointing ideals, and "I would never do that" judgments calls. Take a walk in someone else's shoes for a change. Shayna, I hope everything works out for you. Keep fighting! I AGREE 100% WITH YOU who do the self richeous wankers think they are who are criticising her for what happened? get off your high horses and shut the fuck up. Do you think she wanted this to happen to her? Do you think moaning on like bithes about insurance makes any fucking difference? She hasn't DEMANDED that people giver her money, if you don't want to help, then don't help.. but sitting there glowing with pride that you've got your own insurance is pointless for her. YES well done, you can have a pat on your back if that makes you feel better? Reading some of the comments on here is enough to put new jumpers like me off the "sport", who wants to do something full of self richeous wankers like some on here? not me ps, people jumping for cancer awareness are smoking themselves?????? i couldn't give a fuck if breast cancer is not connected to smoking, it still is very hypocritical of them, i'd have zero respect for a smoking JFTC person ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

LOL, yeah right ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

surely a ban is a ban? and can still be counted? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

there's always somebody ready to steal you thunder i'm sure i was responsible for my second ban though? or was i? i know i wasn't to blame for my third ban ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

7 days for me ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

i always donate to cancer charities, i'd go out of my way to help if it was required. ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police

can we have another choice? Accidents happen and not all new jumpers are as cool as self richeous skygods ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police