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  1. Wow...this is funny...like "watching my cat try to figure out quantum physics" funny Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  2. ..Requests that I say "Agenda," not "Conspiracy Theory": Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  3. Ok Gene, Hairyjaun, Watchdog2, Stayhigh, et al...put your wierdass theories here...it's far more efficient to put them all here. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  4. The Circuit Court Judge who gave the oath had each individual state their name, country of origin, and what they did. I heard multiple University professors, Medical Doctors, Pharmacists, chemists, reseachers, etc.--Degree requiring fields. Eh, they were probably fibbing. Do you really expect them to say, "Hola, I'm Gomez, and I pick tomatos"? I dunno, the freckle-faced, red haired irish accent having chick was probably not from Ciudad Juarez. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  5. The Circuit Court Judge who gave the oath had each individual state their name, country of origin, and what they did. I heard multiple University professors, Medical Doctors, Pharmacists, chemists, reseachers, etc.--Degree requiring fields. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  6. It's no better in the Democratic Peoples' Republic of Illinois.... Kim Jong Daley and his lackey Kim Il Blagojevich... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  7. Got your tinfoil beanie also? What about the framed photo of Dale Gribble, the Grassy Knoll Shooter, and The Illiminati? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  8. Bloody Eyeballs On The Rocks 12 Radishes 7 oz Olives -- pimiento-stuffed 46 oz Tomato juice Recipe by: Creepy Cuisine, Lucy Munroe Prepare these bloody eyeballs the day before your plan to serve them. Peel radishes, leaving thin streaks of red skin on them for blood vessels. Using the tip of the vegetable peeler or a small, knife, carefully scoop out a small hole in each radish. Stuff a green olive, pimiento side out, in each hole. Place 1 radish eyeball in each section of an empty ice cube tray. You may need to pare your eyeballs down a bit to fit. Fill the tray with water and freeze overnight. Pour tall glasses 3/4 full of tomato juice and add a pair of eyeballs to each glass. Marzipan Yields: 16 servings INGREDIENTS: 1 cup almond paste 2 egg whites 3 cups confectioners' sugar 1/2 teaspoon vanilla DIRECTIONS: 1. In a large bowl, knead almond paste to soften. Mix in egg whites. Knead in confectioners' sugar 1 cup at a time. Add vanilla. Knead until marzipan feels like heavy pie dough. 2. Wrap tightly in plastic, and store in refrigerator in a sealed container. To use after storage, let stand at room temperature until soft, then knead briefly. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  9. CROWN ROAST OF LAMB SERVED WITH PAN GRAVY 2 racks of lamb that your butcher has cut most fat from & tied into a crown roast 1 med. onion, diced sm. 1 lg. carrot, diced sm. 1 stalk celery, diced sm. 1 (12 oz.) can beef stock or 2 cubes beef bouillon 2 tbsp. flour Salt Pepper Garlic powder Onion powder Few ounces red wine 2 tbsp. oil 1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees. 2. Sprinkle roast inside and out with salt, pepper, garlic powder and onion powder. 3. Insert a meat thermometer into the thickest part of the meat without letting it touch any bone. 4. Place 1/2 of the diced onion, carrot and celery in the bottom of a roasting pan. 5. Place the roast on top of the diced vegetables in the roasting pan. 6. Cover the tips of the rib bones with foil to prevent burning. 7. Place the roast in the hot oven and immediately reduce the temperature to 350 degrees. 8. Saute the remaining 1/2 vegetables in the oil until lightly brown. 9. Add can of beef stock or bouillon cubes and appropriate amount of water. Allow this liquid to simmer slowly until it reduces by 1/2. 10. When the roast is cooked, remove from oven. The internal temperature of the roast will be 135 degrees for rare, 155 degrees for medium or 165 degrees for well done. The meat will cook for approximately 20 to 25 minutes per pound for medium. 11. Now that the roast has been removed from the oven, put it aside to rest and quickly complete the pan gravy. 12. Pour off all but 2 tablespoons fat drippings from the roasting pan. Heat the 2 tablespoons drippings in a saucepan. 13. Add the flour to the drippings and cook, while stirring, until nicely browned (about 5 minutes). This is called a "Roux", and will thicken the gravy. 14. Use your third and fourth hands to heat the roasting pan on the stove top. When things get sizzling pretty well, pour in a few ounces of water and red wine to de-glaze the pan. Continue stirring until everything is loose from the pan. 15. Now strain all the liquid from the roasting pan and the other pan with the beef stock through a fine strainer. 16. Take this strained liquid and slowly mix into the roux with a wire whisk on medium heat. 17. Continue stirring the gravy while it simmers. Taste and adjust seasoning. 18. Hopefully, the gravy didn't take more than 15 minutes. That's about how long you want the meat to rest before carving. 19. Present the roast and gravy on the dinner table in the fancy serving plate and gravy boat that you received at your wedding shower. If the butcher gave you the paper frills to put on the ends of the bones, use them now. 20. Carve by slicing down along each rib bone and serve with the pan gravy on the side or mint jelly. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  10. STEAK TARTAR 1 lb. filet Mignon or top sirloin, freshly ground, med. grind 2 tbsp. yellow mustard 1 tbsp. Dijon mustard 1 egg yolk 2 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 1/4 c. finely chopped onion 3 tbsp. capers, drained 4-5 dashes hot pepper sauce, or to taste Seasoned salt to taste Freshly ground black pepper to taste 1 tbsp. cognac (opt.) Don't use any other grade of beef. Mix together all ingredients lightly to avoid packing the meat too much. Mound steak tartar on chilled plates and serve immediately with thinly sliced pumpernickel or toasted French bread. Serves 3-4. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  11. If you confiscate property from law-abiding people, and it proves to do nothing to achieve the stated societal goal, then how can that be anything else but a mistake? Give them back their guns, and apologize. Or do you think it's perfectly acceptable for the government to go around taking property from law-abiding people for no good reason? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  12. CHICKEN AND HAM SALAD 2 c. uncooked long grain rice 1/2 c. French salad dressing 1 1/2 c. mayonnaise or salad dressing 2 tbsp. green onions 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. curry powder 1 tsp. dry mustard 2 c. cooked chicken 1 1/2 c. cooked ham 2 c. sliced, raw cauliflower 1 (10 oz.) pkg. frozen peas 1 c. chopped celery 1 c. thinly sliced radishes Cook rice according to directions. Toss with French dressing. Chill several hours. Finely chop green onions including tops and combine with mayonnaise/salad dressing, salt, curry powder, and dry mustard. Add this mixture to rice and toss. Cut chicken and ham in julienne strips or chunks. Slice cauliflower. Cook, drain, and chill peas. Chop celery. Add radishes. Combine all ingredients and toss again. Refrigerate. May be started a day ahead. Serve with slices of melon. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  13. Today I went to watch about 50 people take the Oath of Citizenship in the Law School Auditorium. The thing that struck me most was that most of them had at least a masters' degree, and most were MDs, PHDs, or another type of highly educated professional...then I think of rural America, and all the useless uneducated redneck fuckwits, and how Xenophobic they are... The US would be fucked without educated immigrants. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  14. Did you know that when you say that aloud, it sounds exactly like 'butt sex'? Oh. My. Gawd. I gotta go. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  15. http://www.bumwine.com/, Dammit!! http://www.bumwine.com/ Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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  17. Butt Secks, I tell ye all!! "BUTT SECKS!!!" Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  18. I'm glad you feel better. Is that all you're interested in? No, I like titties and beer also. C-182s are nice too. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  19. This thread should ALSO have a posting with the phrase "Butt Secks." "Butt Secks." There. Much better. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  20. This thread should have a posting with the phrase "Butt Secks." "Butt Secks." There. Much better. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  21. Right! www.rabbit.org Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  22. You are wrong.: http://www.tioh.hqda.pentagon.mil/FAQ/FringeOnAmFlg.htm Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  23. No thx. The government has paid for all three of my academic degrees, and also pays for my living expenses while I am finishing my law degree. Best not to bite the hand that feeds. If I'm an enemy, I'm one well-provided for POW. P.S. Curiosity murdered the feline: http://www.tioh.hqda.pentagon.mil/FAQ/FringeOnAmFlg.htm No. Not the govt. Taxpayers like me and others. WE THE PEOPLE. Hope you pay it back Nope--I'm free and clear of any obligation after school.
  24. Attached is a PPT slide with three images that might be included in a patch for Chief Holler. -The insignia for a CMSgt -A Pararescueman's Beret -The PJ Beret Flash Could one of these be incorporated? Thx Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  25. Put me down for three. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.