ExAFO

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  1. I'm an employer in an at-will state. I can put just about any requirement on you as a job applicant that I want to, as long as it's not a protected class issue. Cliff's notes version: If you're mad I demand a drug screen, Fuck You... tough shit, Cheech. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  2. What a "settlement." $250M to DeBeers isn't shit. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  3. True. I love my cat, but I never forget she's an animal, not a child. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  4. Thank you. I had a three year relationship end because I would not treat my ex-gf's puppy like a human infant. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  5. Butt Secks? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  6. As long as there are stupid people, There will be smart people more than willing to take their money. I love capitalism. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  7. 1) Get a few of those big evian bottles. Twist off the cap so as to not break the seal (grasp it at the base of the seal ring and twist off). Or, just a dab of superglue to reattach the seal ring to the cap. Then replace the water with vodka/gin/rum/silver tequila. 2) ???? 3) Profit. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  8. ExAFO

    New Toy...

    This is my Boom Stick! ...Pissing off Anti-gunners, one weapon at a time...
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    Caption Contest

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Attisnoozy_cr.jpg Captions? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  10. Perhaps because like some angles, Gun-o-phobes are obnoxiously obtuse...? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  11. My .380 pistol still hasn't caused any crime. Does it require assistance of an outside entity to do so? Can one commit a crime without a pistol? ...Because it has not caused any crime. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  12. What about: Lemurs Marmosets Cassowaries Dodge Darts Ham Shanks Very small marbles Taxicabs Oreo Cookies Do they get banned also? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  13. Scotch Eggs (4 servings) 1 pound bulk pork sausage 1 tablespoon fresh parsley -- chopped 1 tablespoon grated onion 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg 4 hard-cooked eggs -- shelled 1/2 cup fine dry breadcrumbs Combine sausage, parsley, onion, cinnamon and nutmeg; mix well. Divide sausage mixture into 4 portions; shape into patties. Place one egg atop each patty, shaping the sausage mixture around egg till completely covered. Roll each sausage-covered egg in breadcrumbs. Bake in a preheated 350 degree F. oven for 15-20 minutes until golden brown. So fattening but so good! Scotch Eggs are a favorite hunting, fishing and tailgating breakfast in the Southern USA. They are portable and delicious. In Scotland where the dish originated, Scotch Eggs are especially popular at picnics where they are eaten cold. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  14. THe GOP incessantly claims the moral high ground, trumpeting their superiority to the "Godless liberals." Then they pull the above-mentioned shit. There's nothing I hate more than hypocrisy. If you're gonna shag around, don't play Ted Haggard and deny/demonize others... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  15. I don't think that would be at all good in a roast beef sammich. I was suggesting an after dinner snack, with a glass of champagne. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  16. Marzipan is a confection consisting primarily of sugar and ground almonds. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  17. I like roast beef sammiches. Does anyone else like roast beef sammiches? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  18. Quoted for truth/emphasis. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  19. My cat's breath smells like cat food. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  20. I hope this will cause some of the Anti-gunners to shut their fucking quiche holes. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  21. Florida Utah Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  22. TTIWWOP Dude. I shit-canned the dead thing and reset the trap for the rest of Mickey's family. Seen one mouse, seen them all... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  23. Blowjob. No risk of kids. You should return the favor. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  24. THe one on the left looks like she's either nursing off the other, or is giving her a razzberry on her tummy.