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  1. Anything is possible with the proper paperwork. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. So I was talking about a skydive this past weekend, and someone mentioned that the best skydiving stories start with it was supposed to be... I was relaxing for a little bit after I had finished packing my rig when I was asked, "Do you want to go up with us?" So of course I said, "Whats the call?" The call was basically a now call. I got geared up, and made my way to the plane. We were doing the same exit as the last jump from the 206, but planned an easier dive. Round to an open accordian back to round, what ever slot you pick up you pick up. I asked, "What is the exit count?" The front floater replied, "When I fall off the strut." With a little smile. We al shoehorn into the 206, and try to get comfortable. I have another anvil sitting in my lap with his hackey digging into my leg as I try to get comfortable sitting next to the pilot. We eventually got to jumprun. We asked for the green light a little early so we could have enough time to climb out. Well the front floater tried to finess his way onto the strut, but needless to say that didn't exactly happen. He fell off. So rather than everyone just bail to try to catch him one guy trued to rear float the exit, and I am just trying to get the guy in front of me to dive. eventually we all empty the plane. well I couldn't find 3 of the people that were supposed to be on the dive. We built a 3 way round. The coolest thing is though when me and another jumper were docking on each other she flew up to me, and then she just opened up her hand and gripped onto my finger tips. That felt like the awesomest thing in the world. Even though the original jump went to heck that was a wonderful moment. Then the third diver docked onto us, and we had our little 3 way round with a couple of grand before breakoff. Now while we three were hooking up. One person gave up trying to get to the formation. I am not sure what happened to the other guy, but then our floater friend apparently had dislocated his right shoulder, and had worked it back into its socket before he hit 8,000 feet. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. Well the reason you won't find it in the SIM is because we are supposed to spot with plenty of room around the Clouds. In essence skydivers are VFR pilots, and as such we are not supposed to fly in clouds. I believe it is FAR 105.17 cloud clearances Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. I actually encourage people to make comments when they sign my logbook. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. Chocolate zucchini bread. Also Zuchini and Sumer Squash over past tossed with lightly with Italian Dressing is sinple and yummy. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. Have you talked about this with your landlord? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. Broke

    Who to marry

    I think you're pretty. You think I'm good lookin'. What more do we need?
  8. Do you actually have communication with your landlord. Or is it just a send you check and you expect them to pay their Mortgage deal? I would definitally make a call to a good real estate Lawyer to find out what your options are. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. like this? http://www.bouncehouses.com/Products/Dragon5in1combo/ Lets get one for the DZ Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. Did they catch the guy who did it? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. You must not have bought gas in CT if you were paying 3.65 Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. :4: Made 4 jumps 2 were supposed to be 6 ways... lol 2 hop and pops to get the feel of the new to me canopy. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. Last time I sprayed something down there the results I didn't really like http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3116531;search_string=I%20hurt%20myself;#3116531 Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. Quick easy read, back when I was less cynacle I ate it all up. However my view is a lot more Jade colored. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. Broke

    Sex & First Date

    Yes and no It depends on who, what, where, how long we have been in communication before the first date, as well as how long the "date" itself lasts. The longer the date goes on the more likely she will get lucky however if there are certain and clear time constraints then it most likely won't happen Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  16. SO is she single? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. Does Obama count as a soul? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. CoQ10 You will feel your energy leven increase in about a week. That and some Omega 3 fatty acids and that is a good start. Eat more fish... mmm sushi anyone? Also wrap your mind around this. Losing weight and gaining muslce are two diametrecially opposed goals. To lose fat you need to eat less, and to gain muscle you need to eat more. Check out this web site and listen to their podcasts. www.boosworld.com A lot of other suppliments out there are so so. Chromium is said to be good for helping with fat burn, but I havn't noticed any appreciable differance when I was taking it. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. May your birthday be filled with debauchery Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it But they sure do it good I hope they doin' it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever The first time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from some kitty next foor I went and see the Dr. and He gave me the cure I think I got it some more They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever It's nothin dangerous I feel no pain I've got to ch-ch-change You know you got it when you're going insane It makes a grown man cryin' cryin' Won't you make my bed I make the pussy purr with The stroke of my hand They know they gettin' it from me They know just where to go When they need their lovin man They know I do it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. Rateher than having sex would rather sacrifice all the virgins to the heathen gods Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. you still mixing Pepsi with your vodka? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. Happy Bday to you Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. Well if it is from you it is beacause you didn't pay them first Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192