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I couldn't help myself. Father forgive me Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

well go ahead vote. I dare you Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

ok that is just nasty. Dropping logs in places other than toilets or holes dug for that express purpose is wrong. Ok sometimes it is overlooked on a multiple day climbing excursion. However you must call, "ROCK!!!" so your belay buddie can take cover. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Got one for the pool, how about the beach. Anyone? I feel it is ok to pee in the water at the beach, but not in the water at the pool. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Walt your stories make me with there was a printer friendly function in this forum. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I think that sometimes man farts are bad, and some times woman farts are bad. It can go either way. Like that day after I have the cranberry beer. You did not want to be near me after that. It could have been the peperoni and cheese log as well. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

MMMM crotch rot Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Any stains like the guy left behind in the laundrymat? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I started using the liquid soap at work, because I realized that with common soap I am rubbing the previous guys cock all over my face. EWWW! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

My job description is he who waits for people to get injured. We avarage 1 run a month Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Considering all these polls are floating aroud lately I decided to start one of my own. When you are in the shower do you wash your butt before you wash your face? Before I started working where I had to do a decontamination shower ever shift I used to was my butt before my face, but now I wash my face first. I used to wash my butt before my face for the following reasion. I used to have long hair and I would leave conditioner in my hair while I washed the rest of my body. Then after I rinsed my hair out I would wash my face, so as you can see there my face was indeed washed after my butt. However I now wash my face first. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Just drape old unairworthy canopies all over the place Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I had my fire department physical today. Durring my EKG it showed my resting heart rate of 48. Thing is a couple of years ago while I was still working on the road my resting heart rate was way too high. I was eating too much shit McD' Wendys whatever we could grab between calls. I am still overweight according to those stupid height/weight charts, but they don't measure your lean body mass. I am trying to run more, but sometimes I just don't have the motivation. I sometimes partake in protien shakes, but only when I working out in one way or another. When I was riding my bike back and forth to work about a 20 mile round trip I would eat a whole wheat English muffin with natural peanutbutter, and reduced suger marmalade (they don't use corn syrope in that) and I would drink a chocolate whey protien drink mixed with 1% milk. It was good. I need to get my bike back on the road, and maybe buy some winter riding gear. Sometimes the local PD would have those your speed is signs, and it would actually be able to pick me up. I think the fastest I got up to was 17 mph. Marmalade rocks Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Congratulations Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

It's only a personal attack if you single one out. However if you make a broad general statement then you're good to go. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Don't worry you'll forget all about jumping once you go to a donkey show Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

You ever see Van Wilder? "Mmmm it is so warm and gooie" Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Well blow your whistle freight train carry me far on down the track Well I'm going away, I'm leaving today I'm goin', but I ain't comin' back. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I used to wrestle... Almost had a prefect record. Then I won once Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

DEAR GOD! Thank you I think I will vomit now Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Than to be home alone Knowing that your gone Would cause me to lose my mind Not many dead heads around here, eh? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

In some dark hollow Where the sun don't ever shine Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Just ask them to swap it for trace, and let you have it when it tests negative Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

HI!!! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I always wondered about those leaky donuts! Shhh trade secret Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192