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  1. Broke
    500 is not much more than what they are going for. I hate Ticketbrokers. Unfortunatly they operate from states that don't have scalping laws. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    You would be surpised how much fat person you can stuff into a normal stretcher. As long as you are under the weight limit squeeze them in. It is funny we linve in a society where it is acceptable to publically berate a smoker, but you can't berate obese people yet. I should be able to, because it is going to be me picking up their fat asses when they do collaps. So before you ask if it will affect me yes it will. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    You are good to go brother. this is straight from the SIM Section 5-2:D Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    how to meet women

    Broke replied to wingnut's topic in The Bonfire

    Rent a baby. Women are attracted by a guy who can take care of a baby. If they know it isn't his, and he is doing a "friend" a favor by taking his kids to the park... well you know Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Hey that underware is still good for 3 more uses. Inside out front and back Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    A luck budy would be great. That way maybe if the luck budy is lucky enough we can win some drawings for gift certificates for a container, and stuff like that Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Well unless there is a web cam we will never "see" it happening Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Hmm maybe he ment Duck buddie. I could use someone to go duck hunting with. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    I am not a queen, and aparently I have attracted a couple. Sometimes guys just won't take no way in hell as an answer. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    This is good stuff. I highly recomend it. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Drama attracts drama. Don't take life too seriously one day it may just end. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    While this is a good place to talk about skydiving... it is still just a web site, and people do tend to take it too seriously. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    yes but once someone does this it is too late to delete the post. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Hey bro is there something up that we should know about? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Put something in front of him and tell him not to eat it. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    If that is your concern check out a BMX helmet for facial protection. If Areodynamics are a concern then you will have to forefit the facial protection. Unless you are competitively cycling don't worry about drag just have fun. Wear a pair of shorts over your lycra I don't need to see sweaty nutsack. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Click the shipping restriction link. Law Enforcement only Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    This is my new sig line! I love it. I'm fucked now. You know I am begining to see what theyt were talking about in that recent JEMS article I was reading today http://www.jems.com/jems/24-2/16914/ Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Yes 2k is a respectiable number. As fas as gear rent gear at the DZ and downsize as your skill improves, so you don't have to buy something with a huge canopy. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    he was in a hole last night... now he is in a pickle Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Girls don't fart, they bust evil ass Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    First you start off like "________ sit down we have to talk. Look, I royally fucked I am sorry, but about the other night..." Just be honest, also be sure to validate her feelings. If she actually has feelings for you she is going to be angry as all hell. It is just best to be honest and do it sooner rather than later. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. Broke
    So umm why don't you dig her anymore? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    The tied down part is the fun part. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Parachute Jump is the FAA version. Different words same definition. Could we all hold hands now and sing songs around the campfire. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192