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  1. Broke
    "You met me at a very strange time in my life" Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. Broke
    "Fuckin Northern monkies." Edited for spelling Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Ugh I can't believe you said "Fo'shizzle" we should have just told him to check out some Guy Ritchie films. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels will help a little. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    He probibly has caller ID so he can prank you back Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    No one is safe with Scotts dog around Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    That's a good one. Go out to the DZ and watch what happens. You only hear the news reports about the skydives where things go wrong. They never tell you about the stories where people jump, pull, and land without incident. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. Broke
    He probibly like to be helpful. Being helpful will perhaps bear fruit so to speak if you happen to help someone who happens to be a member of the opposite sex. For instance when I was still in colege I would help out people whith their English, Chemistry, or Biology. If I cought a vibe and they happened to be female I flirted a little. Although it would usueally fall through because they would consider me a "Good Friend." Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    I miss Rhondalea

    Broke replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    She has been around, just not posting as much. She is what she likes to call herself a recovering Post Whore check out her profile. She is lurking Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    I have heard that the canopy controll courses are great for everyone of all skill levels. I have even heard of people taking them multiple times Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Get angry at your canopy as you try to shove the fucker in. It helps if you are listening to metal, and watching the packers at the DZ sliding canopies in their dbags with ease. Swearing a lot helps too. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Student Rigs

    Broke replied to Broke's topic in Gear and Rigging

    Here is something I have been wondering. If student rigs are supposed to fly at 15 MPH how do they make that happen? Is it an approximate wing loading deal, or is something done with the lines to maintain this speed? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    I hate them. Allthough I sometimes think I should try to become a contestant on one of them. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. Broke
    Why don't you go down to the local DZ talk with the tandem masters, and then go for one yourself. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. Broke
    Can you translate this into English, please? She was probibly unhappy with part of the jump. The thing I was told while going through my coached jumps. Is that the total freefall part of a skydive is about 60 seconds. If we cork it in the first 5 we tend to over analyze the first 5 seconds as a look at what went wrong, and we don't look enough at what went right. You jumped, You pulled, you landed. You didn't hurt yourself or anyone else. Sounds like a successful skydive to me. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. Broke
    So is hell like it is portraied in Bill and Teds Bogus Journey? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    If you note there is a waiver on the nightstand, please sign and intial Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    "Are you talking to me on a cell phone? Prank call Prank Call!" Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. Broke
    Billy Madison Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. Broke
    Valum and jello shots my friend that will help you out. Also Ibuprofin helps with keeping the muscles in your jaws from tightening up too much. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Broke
    It sounds like you are wanting to jump, but just don't want to drive. Here is the solution Pm me your address of either your home or where you have lunch on days you work, and I'll send a crack team of comandos to come over and kidnap you. Then they will shove you out of an airplane of their choosing. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. Broke
    Boxers bunch up too much in the twisting and turning of the night. So you can figure it out... this poll looks familiare though. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. Broke
    Just talk with your hands. They are a lot like cue balls after all the harder you hit them the more english you get out of them. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    I would still need to get a rig though... Hmm, you think they have rental gear in hell? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    Yeah at least with the wind in level two we could groundlaunch Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. Broke
    Ask the guy who drives by your house for a lift if he really dosen't mind you'll catch the vibe the first time out. Stop by the store on the way there to pick up some beer, after sunset load share said beer, and then everyone is happy. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192