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  1. Broke

    Need help fast

    Well you know the goverment can be dick Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    I can neither confirm nor deny that accusation it is a matter of national security. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    So walt just how horrid are those donkey shows Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. If you say bad stuff even if it is true you can be sued for Liable (sp?) Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. Broke

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    Would you two PM each other or something Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. Broke

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    Go make a jump with an intentional water landing into a very cold body of water that should help Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    So what are you doing July 2nd? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    What you need is a 3.5 inch floppy drive and some strike anywhere matches. remove the metal part of the floppy that spins and then pack in the match heads of the strike anywhere matches. Insert the floppy, and watch the carnage. Disclaimer: This post was made for purely educational reasions. I cannot be held liable for the actions of any bored skydiver. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. Should at least be in the WFFC thread in the events forum Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. Broke

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    Borg? Sounds Sweedish. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. Broke

    Weak

    Well walt we all anxiously await your next tale Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. Broke

    Tax question

    Lots of stuff. Basically anything you buy for work. If you dry clean your uniforms, or other work clothes that can work. Any Charatable donations. If you work part time at you local DZ all the money you spend on jumps can be used as a Hobby deduction. Ask your tax prepairere about this one. If you buy a new car the sales tax on that. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. Pick a heading. take note of how you are flying. If you need no corrections then you are either going into the wind or going with the wind turn 90 degrees pick a heading and note which way you need to correct. For instance if you are being pushed to the left then you know you have to turn right to get into the windline. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. Coors Light safer than tap water Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. How about instead of them pating you $1000 for the hassel they can buy you a nice bottle of TO kill ya, and then you can drink to forget about them once they move their shit out. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  16. Curse you walt giving away the secrets to my new found knowledge. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. It was the flag of the Louis and Clark Expidetion Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. 13 original colonies plus Vermont and Kentucky Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. Broke

    Illegal Drugs

    I haven't done anything since '95, but I did use Pot, PCP, and LSD. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Broke

    Illegal Drugs

    Not enough options. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. Fl hit as many DZs as possible. When at Z-hills do not leave your camera unattended unless you want some interesting pictures, and you shouldn't pose at the bar either. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. Broke

    The Middle

    ahh yeah you should at least have someone around to video it and call 911. I think I got hurt more playing hackey sack on wind days than I have jumping. Lets keep it that way. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. I'm cool with that, but can you get more females to come out and jump. You can spout some sisterhood bonding experiance or something like that. As for the guys if you like them they allready got you a free jump, why not get a free meal out of them. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. Broke

    The Middle

    I was bored one cloudy saturday... I couldn't think of any better motivation to clean house... btw: there's a couple of links to the jimmy eat world video in one of my posts above... Didn't you know that on couldy saturdays you should hang out at the DZ and find a new and interesting way to injure yourself Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    *** :o) ***

    Cute kid Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192