Broke

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  1. When's the date. Everyone on DZ.com will pretend to be watching, so the girls will be checking you out. Just be confident bro, and the rest is all downhill. Kindalike getting out the door. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. Dood...you cant even spell female let alone fuck one. Give it a rest. Must be the alcohol Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. If they leave a voice mail they wanted to talk to me if the didn't I ain't waisting my minutes Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. Does it really matter? Alcohol is only the excuse that we use to explain why we banged that femal that we don't want to admit to fucking Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. could it be the fact that they are Smart, They have some amount of money, and they are skydivers. Basically they are out of your league, so you are attracted to them. You should find a more attainable date like that girl in the wheelchair with the hockey helmet.
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    Glasses

    Invest in flexon frames it is worth it. I have been wearing glasses since I was in second grade. I can't see jack without them, so I don't really think it is too much of an inconvieenance to wear them Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. pay some other kids to beat the fuck out of them Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  8. Duhh woman Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. Broke

    Proud Uncle!!

    NO DON'T DO IT!!! At least tell her to get her LPN before she gets out. EMT-Basic pay sucks ass. Unfortunatly Army medics only some out a Basics unless they were Spec Forces. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. http://home.howstuffworks.com/question446.htm Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. I dunno, but that pic really makes me hungry for grapes. Walt Imagine what would happen if he got into a motorcycle accident and got road rash on his back Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. Damn how can someone be, "Too Busy" for three years? I love dermotology web sites Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. Iron Mike Tyson says,"They keep me on the Zoloft to keep me from killin youall." Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. Republicrat or Demlican? all the same to me they just find different ways to undermine your constitutional rights, and opress people. Think for your freedom think like a Libritarian Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. Shit! Why didn't someone tell me that 2 years ago? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    He lives

    I just had a Sudsyfist sighting on Myspace... I miss him. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. I had a similar idea, but with a train instead of a truck Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. lets not forget the skyhook prevents the sale of freebags Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. Free advice is worth exactly what you pay for it. Check your contract. You pay fees so you must have a contract. If you can't figure it out see a Lawyer Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Legs out Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. I hurt my nuts in z-Hills on the slackline there Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. I am guilty of that... also practicing my arch at the urinal Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. last deer I hit did 6k damage to the car and ran off. Fucker I didn't even get a meal out of it! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. getting attached to a fuck buddie never works out. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. How old do you need to be to buy a case of beer? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192